Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

Aldebaran · 13-09-2011 12:26pm

Kaiser Chiefs - woooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh - oaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

FatherLen · 13-09-2011 12:26pm

AeoNGriM wrote: »

There's always has to be at least one to$$er, doesn't there? :rolleyes:

and the guy using "$" instead of s for tosser is usually him.

AeoNGriM · 13-09-2011 12:27pm

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Yep, looks like it's you

Yeah, but thing is, I'd rather be a to$$er than have really sh!t taste in music. Over to you.

Napper Hawkins · 13-09-2011 12:28pm

AeoNGriM wrote: »

There's always has to be at least one to$$er, doesn't there? :rolleyes:

He's up there with 2Pac in terms of skill and I hate rap.

Credit where it's due.

Air_Bass · 13-09-2011 12:31pm

(The) Pixies - "Let's makes some ground-breaking amazing music at a time when most of our contemporaries were ****e but be completely underappreciated and then realise that we hate each other and break up and have un-successful solo careers and then have people tell us that we should get back together again because we were actually great but hold out until a large enough sum of money tempts us to put aside our differences and do a re-union tour and then another tour and then make one or two new songs but don't record a new album and then go quiet for a few years."

TheIrishGrover · 13-09-2011 12:32pm

Alanis Morrisette:

"My boyfriend/husband/any male just f*cked me over but I'm a big shot now so he can bugger off when he tries to come crawling back to me"

James Blunt:

"I'm a creepy stalker guy"

Irish Guitarist · 13-09-2011 12:34pm

I think some people need to lighten up.

--Kaiser-- · 13-09-2011 12:35pm

AeoNGriM wrote: »

Yeah, but thing is, I'd rather be a to$$er than have really sh!t taste in music. Over to you.

If that's your level of debate then allow me to retort..
Hater's be hatin'

Irish Guitarist · 13-09-2011 12:38pm

Tupac Shakur - "I love my mother and shooting people".

TheIrishGrover · 13-09-2011 12:38pm

Girls get your handbags and take it somewhere else

FetchTheGin · 13-09-2011 12:42pm

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I think some people need to lighten up.

Never heard of them.

TheZohanS · 13-09-2011 12:43pm

TheIrishGrover wrote: »

Girls get your handbags and take it somewhere else

Gloria Gaynor.

SV · 13-09-2011 12:43pm

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I think some people need to lighten up.

The polyphonic spree

AeoNGriM · 13-09-2011 12:47pm

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

If that's your level of debate then allow me to retort..
Hater's be hatin'

Uh-huh? Sounds like you might be mad.

U mad, bro?

It's alright, I'm sure you'll find solace in the deep, philosophical truths found in Eminem's music. I'm sure there's some in there if you ignore all the homosexual references and dick jokes.

Irish Guitarist · 13-09-2011 12:48pm

Vanilla Ice - A less sweary version of Eminem.

SV · 13-09-2011 12:57pm

AeoNGriM wrote: »

Uh-huh? Sounds like you might be mad.

U mad, bro?

It's alright, I'm sure you'll find solace in the deep, philosophical truths found in Eminem's music. I'm sure there's some in there if you ignore all the homosexual references and dick jokes.

If you looked beyond the (I'm going to guess) 2 songs you've ever heard of his and stopped making blanket statements then you might too.

FinnLizzy · 13-09-2011 1:01pm

The Script: "I only write decent lyrics when I've been f**ked over by a girl."

Taylor Swift: "I'm just a down to earth, middle-american who has an innocent crush on a boy. He's also the quarterback and dates the head cheer leader who isn't as down to earth as me. Plus I'm a ****ing ride!"

Thin Lizzy: "Too many words to fit in a line! YOU OUT THERE?"

Green Day: "Very simplistic punk with some textbook liberal phases to prove it"

AeoNGriM · 13-09-2011 1:03pm

SV wrote: »

If you looked beyond the (I'm going to guess) 2 songs you've ever heard of his and stopped making blanket statements then you might too.

Or maybe I have and I just think he's sh!t? Also, if you looked beyond the 2 posts you've ever read of mine and stopped making blanket assumptions........well, you see where I'm going with this.

On-Topic: Any boy band

'We exploit teenage girls for money'

orourkeda · 13-09-2011 1:04pm

The beatles.

"Facking sh1t"

El Weirdo · 13-09-2011 1:06pm

FinnLizzy wrote: »

The Script: "I only write decent lyrics when I've been f**ked over by a girl."

He's clearly been in a loving and stable relationship for a very long time then.

dx22 · 13-09-2011 1:13pm

'Wings- the band The Beatles could have been' - Alan Patridge

dirtypanties · 13-09-2011 1:14pm

Maroon 5:

I'm Adam Levine-If I was Chocolate I'd eat myself,It's all about me and I loooovvveeee myself....and I want to love all you ladies out there while an insanely catchy tune plays in the backround.

St.Spodo · 13-09-2011 1:17pm

The Stone Roses- Like Oasis, but for people with good taste.

chickendinner · 13-09-2011 1:30pm

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Lady gaga - A shower of shite.

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

Lady Gaga:

I'm going to combine Marilyn Mansons image with Madonnas sound and message and hope no-one notices.

Genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_GMgkcc2KM

Jamiroquai- One sweet ass jazz funk beat

Napper Hawkins · 13-09-2011 1:36pm

chickendinner wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_GMgkcc2KM

I never said she wasn't talented!

ballsymchugh · 13-09-2011 1:41pm

sigur ros / jonsi:

"what must i do to get this vice grip off my testicles"

Blackhorse Slim · 13-09-2011 1:44pm

Smashing Pumpkins;

I'm a great guitarist with an annoying voice, but the rest of my band are sh!t.

(Except the drummer).

df1985 · 13-09-2011 1:47pm

The script

Were not going to offend anyone especially middle aged 98fm listeners.....they still buy cds.

Napper Hawkins · 13-09-2011 1:47pm

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Smashing Pumpkins;

I'm a great guitarist with an annoying voice, but the rest of my band are sh!t.

(Except the drummer).

Really?

James Iha wasn't asked to join A Perfect Circle for nothing.

I'd agree about D'arcy though.

dark crystal · 13-09-2011 1:52pm

The Bee Gees : "We're living proof that Eunuch's can have successful music careers too"

Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

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