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Durex strangehold on Irish market (& my d**k)

  • 18-12-2012 7:56pm
    #1
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭


    So, Durex seems to have a monopoly on condoms in Ireland. Unfortunately, their range sucks if you are bigger than average. Not knowing any better, it's taken me a few years to realise that my mickey shouldn't feel like it's being strangled.

    For anybody else who find regular condoms too tight, this site lets you put in length & girth and find the right condom:
    [Spent hours searching but not even the condom makers will recommend anything]

    http://condomerie.com/condooms-op-maat

    Standard condom width is made for 52mm.
    Bigger sizes go up to 64mm.

    *To those who say "it's one size fits all" - you're wrong.
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Comments

  • #2
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,878 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    You've a tiny mickey


  • #3
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,423 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    It would probably help if you didn't stretch the latex over your testes.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Please continue, tell us more about your penis.


  • #5
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    So basically, you're posting in AH saying you've a bigger than average penis.

    I wonder if the women will do the same about their boobs?


  • #6
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,013 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Not one for the bragging are ya?


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  • #7
    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    Deffo, in before the lock!


  • #8
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    Not so much the brand I'm worried about. Tighter condoms are a lot more likely to break and I don't plan on being a pop for a while.
    All the condoms in Ireland are targeted towards average which doesn't work for anyone bigger


  • #9
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    castletownman wrote: »
    Not one for the bragging are ya?


    Yeah, not so much the bragging. It took me hours to get info on what I should be looking for. Posting here in case anybody else googles the same frustration I had with regular petrol station/supermarket condoms


  • #10
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    castletownman wrote: »
    Not one for the bragging are ya?

    Sounds a bit cocky alright


  • #11
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    castletownman wrote: »
    Not one for the exaggerating are ya?

    FYP


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  • #12
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    teatreeshamble wrote: »
    Not so much the brand I'm worried about. Tighter condoms are a lot more likely to break and I don't plan on being a pop for a while.
    All the condoms in Ireland are targeted towards average which doesn't work for anyone bigger

    Right, we get it, you're bigger than most Irish blokes who have smaller dicks that your bigger dick which is bigger than the rest of our more average dicks.


  • #13
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    teatreeshamble wrote: »
    ..........................

    For anybody else who find regular condoms too tight, this site lets you put in length & girth (me: 7", 6") and find the right condom:
    [Spent hours searching but not even the condom makers will recommend anything]
    ..................................

    7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?


  • #14
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Just use an empty Tayto packet. It'll fit your enormous lad and you'll have a tasty flute after it for your dog to lick off.


  • #15
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    robbie7730 wrote: »

    Sounds a bit cocky alright

    Stop been a d!ck about it


  • #16
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    It would probably help if you didn't stretch the latex over your testes.

    What if you've got a leak?


  • #17
    Real Life
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Real Life


    pics or its not true


  • #18
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    So basically, you're posting in AH saying you've a bigger than average penis.

    I wonder if the women will do the same about their boobs?

    My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.


  • #19
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Lucyfur wrote: »

    My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

    Pm sent


  • #20
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Boombastic wrote: »

    7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?

    Think he was talking about mm


  • #21
    Jacks Smirking Revenge
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭Jacks Smirking Revenge


    I can make my penis 7".....by folding it in half. ;)


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  • #22
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Lucyfur wrote: »

    My boobs are so big,

    Please go on.


  • #23
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    dttq wrote: »
    Stop been a d!ck about it
    No need to act the pr1ck
    Lucyfur wrote: »
    My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

    That's nothing, I had to rob the sails off a boat and sew them together to fit
    dttq wrote: »
    Think he was talking about mm


    Either way it's still tiny:pac:


  • #24
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    Hey hey :mad:

    is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it! :(


  • #25
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Boombastic wrote: »
    7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?

    6 inch girth, that would be 1.9 inches wide probably. So it would be a stocking filler alright.


  • #26
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    WileyCoyote wrote: »
    Deffo, in before the cock!


    oops, too late


  • #27
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Boombastic wrote: »
    No need to act the pr1ck

    Ah relax, I was just takin the mickey


  • #28
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    You could use Mates condoms.....about the only 3 you're likely to have.


  • #29
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    6 inch girth, that would be 1.9 inches wide probably. So it would be a stocking filler alright.

    Maybe he should use a stocking so...:pac:
    dttq wrote: »
    Ah relax, I was just takin the mickey

    that's some cock and bull story


  • #30
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    Hey hey :mad:

    is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it! :(

    Agreed, durex are a shower of insensitive pr!cks


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  • #31
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    Lelantos wrote: »
    .....about the only 3 you're likely to have.

    ?


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