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  • 16-06-2010 12:48pm
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    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭


    Fo shizzle my nizzle, i'm gonna turn on my swizzle and make this bitch Mary Hearney drizzle.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Wow I didn't realise women taking out a phone was an invitation to approach. I must be a stud in that case.


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    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Watch Scarface.


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    Fuhrer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    Nothing worse then when a woman approaches you and you just aren't interested...


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    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    well when she isn't pressing any buttons on the phone and keeps her entire posture in your direction all the time.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Watch Scarface.

    The Al Pacino version I presume? I don't think the Paul Muni version will help much in this situation.


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    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Don't mean to brag, but on average about 1-2 times a day when I enter a music/clothes shop/bus stop and a women is there by herself and everything is cool a lot of the time she takes out her phone and just stands in my direction, as if inviting me to ask her wassup. If i'm to the left of her she'll fold her right leg towards me.

    I have lost a lot of weight over the past 2 years (5 stone) and my posture has greatly increased, I now stand completely upright with my hands by my sides, rather than slumped and avoiding the possibility of eye contact. These occurrings are happening more and more. I suppose I just need to visualise in my mind walking up to her, what to say and just imagine all going well, being certain she'll like me talking to her. Rather than telling myself she won't like me.

    BTW I'm 6 foot tall, very broad shoulders and good looking, just the confidence/mind part of things.

    Sounds to me like your knee deep in clunge!


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    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    bonerm wrote: »
    Wow I didn't realise women taking out a phone was an invitation to approach. I must be a stud in that case.

    I wouldn't have thought it was an invitation, I'd have said more like a barrier. I only take my phone out in situations like that if I'm uncomfortable and want to block someone's advances.

    You sure you're not reading too much into this "body language" OP?


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    CSF
    Registered Users Posts: 32,825 ✭✭✭✭CSF


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Don't mean to brag, but on average about 1-2 times a day when I enter a music/clothes shop/bus stop and a women is there by herself and everything is cool a lot of the time she takes out her phone and just stands in my direction, as if inviting me to ask her wassup. If i'm to the left of her she'll fold her right leg towards me.

    I have lost a lot of weight over the past 2 years (5 stone) and my posture has greatly increased, I now stand completely upright with my hands by my sides, rather than slumped and avoiding the possibility of eye contact. These occurrings are happening more and more. I suppose I just need to visualise in my mind walking up to her, what to say and just imagine all going well, being certain she'll like me talking to her. Rather than telling myself she won't like me.

    BTW I'm 6 foot tall, very broad shoulders and good looking, just the confidence/mind part of things.
    Hahahahaha lack of confidence my hole.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    CorkMan wrote: »
    well when she isn't pressing any buttons on the phone and keeps her entire posture in your direction all the time.

    Looks promising! And you're six foot and have lost 5 stone you say? I reckon you're in there. Either that or she's a bit simple and doesn't know how to use her phone.


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    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Sounds to me like your knee deep in clunge!

    wait ... wait just one minute! This is impossible, everyone knows there is no good looking people in Cork!


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    Fuhrer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    CorkMan wrote: »

    I have lost a lot of weight over the past 2 years (5 stone) and my posture has greatly increased, I now stand completely upright with my hands by my sides, rather than slumped and avoiding the possibility of eye contact. These occurrings are happening more and more.



    Not to seem harsh


    But given that you consider the ability to stand up straight as a reason why women would be interested in you...


    I dont think they really want you to approach them


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    CorkMan wrote: »
    She takes out her phone and just stands in my direction, as if inviting me to ask her wassup.

    Perhaps she is thirsty and wants a Budweiser, don't ask her Wassup - shout it properly like a man. Your not-retro-enough-to-be-cool reference will impress her immensely.


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    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    CorkMan wrote: »
    well when she isn't pressing any buttons on the phone and keeps her entire posture in your direction all the time.

    she reading a txt...


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    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    OP, just show them your substansial bulge. Works every time.

    -Funk


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    ronnie3585
    Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Just slap your dong in her eye.


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    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Don't mean to brag, but on average about 1-2 times a day when I enter a music/clothes shop/bus stop and a women is there by herself and everything is cool a lot of the time she takes out her phone and just stands in my direction, as if inviting me to ask her wassup. If i'm to the left of her she'll fold her right leg towards me.

    I have lost a lot of weight over the past 2 years (5 stone) and my posture has greatly increased, I now stand completely upright with my hands by my sides, rather than slumped and avoiding the possibility of eye contact. These occurrings are happening more and more. I suppose I just need to visualise in my mind walking up to her, what to say and just imagine all going well, being certain she'll like me talking to her. Rather than telling myself she won't like me.

    BTW I'm 6 foot tall, very broad shoulders and good looking, just the confidence/mind part of things.
    Trent? Is that you?


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    But given that you consider the ability to stand up straight as a reason why women would be interested in you...
    funk-you wrote: »
    OP, just show them your substansial bulge.

    Unfortunately he lost that when he corrected his posture.


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    zimovain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 708 ✭✭✭zimovain


    Fuhrer wrote: »
    Not to seem harsh


    But given that you consider the ability to stand up straight as a reason why women would be interested in you...


    I dont think they really want you to approach them

    :D:D:D


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    Fuhrer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    Anyone else picture the OP like that Ad that used to be on TV a while back, girls looking at a guy across the room then she slips him her number, he immediately runs outside and in a big thick country accent "Howeya Kate, its me from the baar!"


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    ejmaztec
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    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    I wouldn't have thought it was an invitation, I'd have said more like a barrier. I only take my phone out in situations like that if I'm uncomfortable and want to block someone's advances.

    You sure you're not reading too much into this "body language" OP?

    She was probably ringing the Guards.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Fuhrer wrote: »
    Anyone else picture the OP like that Ad that used to be on TV a while back, girls looking at a guy across the room then she slips him her number, he immediately runs outside and in a big thick country accent "Howeya Kate, its me from the baar!"

    100%


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    If you stand to the right of her, does she fold her left leg towards you?

    That's a definite come on!


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    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Crossing their legs and Texting.

    I'm going to get my hole Friday night then well so. Multiple times.

    I'm going to text them. Then when they look down at their phone, I'll be making my move even before they have a chance to see me.


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    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Dude go for it, she's cleary foaming at the gash for ya, stud :cool:


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    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Don't mean to brag, but on average about 1-2 times a day when I enter a music/clothes shop/bus stop and a women is there by herself and everything is cool a lot of the time she takes out her phone and just stands in my direction, as if inviting me to ask her wassup.

    They're called walkie-talkies actually and, yes, I too have noticed an increase in female security guards these last few years.


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    skepticalone
    Registered Users Posts: 185 ✭✭skepticalone


    women get fiddly when the dont want to be approached , rooting in handbag , texting on phone etc , dont fool yourself , these actions are a clear fook off and stop looking at me vibe


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    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Fuhrer wrote: »
    Anyone else picture the OP like that Ad that used to be on TV a while back, girls looking at a guy across the room then she slips him her number, he immediately runs outside and in a big thick country accent "Howeya Kate, its me from the baar!"

    no, more like the bit in ted bundy in the supermarket where smiles at ur woman and she gets freaked out.


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    #29
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    p


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    skepticalone
    Registered Users Posts: 185 ✭✭skepticalone


    Leeg17 wrote: »
    Dude go for it, she's cleary foaming at the gash for ya, stud :cool:



    good jayz , is there really such thing ? and if there was , how would ya know ? lol


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    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
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    It's smelly.


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