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Star Wars is crap

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  • #62
    Show Time
    Registered Users Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    No. Get a life nerds
    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So the sci fi geeks are having their big day again apparently.

    "May the fourth be with you" and other nerdy word plays are popping up all over the place but does anyone else think it's a load of old bollox?
    The power of the force is beyond the weak willed and idiots of the world to understand.;)


  • #63
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    No. Get a life nerds
    smash wrote: »
    In the same breath, adults should not get so worked up about a kids movie.

    I kind of agree, in a non trolling way.
    I wouldn't put Star Wars in the same class as Hook. Maybe Jumanji though.


  • #64
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Atari. References to old consoles matter more to me
    krudler wrote: »
    only three people in the original trilogy have lightsabers, Luke, Obi-Wan and Vader, everyone else uses blasters.

    the Jedi are influenced by samurai anyway, thats kind of the point, they're an old school clan of warriors/peacekeepers in a modern age.

    They're a shower of stick fighting cock smokers is what they are. And what's the deal with that little gremlin looking fúcker, he's supposed to be the oldest wisest gremlin in the whole universe, or some such ballsology and yet his english is worse than Trapatonis! Play well, will dunne if correctly shoulders heals.
    Where's my god damn fighting stick!!


  • #65
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So the sci fi geeks are having their big day again apparently.

    "May the fourth be with you" and other nerdy word plays are popping up all over the place but does anyone else think it's a load of old bollox?



    yep it is just like when people rant over the x factor on social networking or on football matches.....

    :rolleyes:

    its all a bit of fun :cool:


  • #66
    lmaopml
    Registered Users Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭lmaopml


    No. Get a life nerds
    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    They're a shower of stick fighting cock smokers is what they are. And what's the deal with that little gremlin looking fúcker, he's supposed to be the oldest wisest gremlin in the whole universe, or some such ballsology and yet his english is worse than Trapatonis! Play well, will dunne if correctly shoulders heals.
    Where's my god damn fighting stick!!

    Hey Square Pants, get back in your Pineapple :P Ye Crater faced, squeeky son of gun. Fighting stick indeed.


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  • #67
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Observation fail. Watched the Big Lebowski for the first time last month and thought it was shit.

    Better luck next time maaaaaan.

    The Big Lebowski is an interesting movie. It's not exactly standard fair, is aimless for large portions but contains great performances by 3 of the best character actors to ever work in Hollywood.

    Do you see what happens Xavi, when you **** a stranger in the ass?


  • #68
    EarlERizer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭EarlERizer


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Never seen any of them due to people wrecking my head about them, know most if not all the entire story due to parodies which were stupid too,except for Family Guys ones.

    You can't fully appreciate the Family Guy trilogy of Star Wars parodies unless you've seen the original Star Wars trilogy itself.


    For the record, I love the original trilogy,hated the prequels and hated the remastered editions of the originals. I've still got a shyte load of original merchandise (namely figures & vehicles) some of which is worth a nice few quid.

    If that makes me a nerd then I'm seriously disturbed as to how blurred the distiction between 'nerd' & 'normal' has gotten.

    one of my favourite Star Wars parodies ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vskHXtPuvBk


    I also liked the Big Lebowski,was an alright film nothing too special,much like that other film the "cool" people like to tell people they've seen 'Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas,again,I Liked it but not to the point of thinking it was brilliant..........and I couldn't give a flying fook what anyone else thinks.


  • #69
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Atari. References to old consoles matter more to me
    EarlERizer wrote: »
    much like that other film the "cool" people like to tell people they've seen 'Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

    Fear & Loathing is a pile of ****. Couldn't watch more than 15 mins of it without wanting to smash my TV.


  • #70
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    smash wrote: »
    Fear & Loathing is a pile of ****. Couldn't watch more than 15 mins of it without wanting to smash my TV.

    clearly you nevr lost a week of your life when your student loan came in :pac::D


  • #71
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Atari. References to old consoles matter more to me
    Snowie wrote: »
    clearly you nevr lost a week of your life when your student loan came in :pac::D
    I have. But I wasn't prepared to lose an hour and a half more of my life of that film! :D


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  • #72
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Atari. References to old consoles matter more to me
    Doesn't matter what you find crap, a fan of said crap will always creep out of the woodwork and say 'You just don't get it'

    Such as is this thread


  • #73
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Atari. References to old consoles matter more to me
    EarlERizer wrote: »
    I also liked the Big Lebowski,was an alright film nothing too special,much like that other film the "cool" people like to tell people they've seen 'Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas,again,I Liked it but not to the point of thinking it was brilliant..........and I couldn't give a flying fook what anyone else thinks.
    I don't think anyone would say Fear and Loathing is brilliant, just fun to watch when you're stoned.

    There's a big difference between "fun" and "brilliant". IMHO the original star wars are fun, definitely not brilliant. Up there with Independence Day, Con Air,


  • #74
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Star Wars is the best fucking trilogy to ever be put to film, you bastard. And all this talk of imaginary prequels, stop it, they don't exist and you know it, too.

    You fucks get your oh-so-life-changingly-important months of people running about a field chasing balls, we got this. Star Wars nerd4lyfe, yo.

    Also, nerd4lyfe apparently isn't flagged as incorrect, but movie is.


  • #75
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    It has to be said that Star Wars, and everything about it, is the biggest load of bollocks the world has ever known. It could have been worse though, it could have been a series of musicals.

    shhhhh, don't be giving Lucas any ideas!!!


  • #76
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    No. Get a life nerds
    Liked the first three films but George Lucas has wiped his corporate arse with the legacy of the originals.


  • #77
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    No. Get a life nerds
    I liked it when I was a kid and some of the films are still pretty good.

    Grown adults that are still really into it need a ride.

    Grown adults that write stuff on that Star Wars Wiki thing need a long prison sentence.


  • #78
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Star Wars itself is just fine but grown adults who are obsessed with it need a good talking to.


  • #79
    Beefy78
    Registered Users Posts: 8,163 ✭✭✭Beefy78


    No. Get a life nerds
    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Absolutely.
    It's a pile of shíte. My main problem with it is, they can build spaceships and laser cannons and all this amazing advanced technology, yet they choose to fight with fúcking sticks?:confused::confused::confused:

    Stand 50 metres away and shoot the bollox, don't get so close as he can hit you with a stick! How retarded is that.

    Agreed. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.


  • #80
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    It's not Sci-fi.


  • #81
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    smash wrote: »
    I have. But I wasn't prepared to lose an hour and a half more of my life of that film! :D


    Listen here bruiser I will distroy you if you ever say anything like that again :pac:


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  • #82
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    No. Get a life nerds
    People complaining about it not being realistic enough? I mean, REALLY? Its a fantasy story. Of course its not going to be realistic. What does it matter anyway, its not trying to be realistic, quite the opposite infact.
    If thats the case then every single movie/video game ever created is crap because they're unrealistic. I think the main reason why so many people dislike it is because they're all embarrassed and are afraid of other people making fun of them for watching something so silly.


  • #83
    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Is this a thread about made-up controversial opinions or actual controversial opinions?

    Anywho, when I was younger I really liked the original 3 Star Wars movies. I thought the prequels were awful shít. Recently I ended up watching two of the original three again and I was filled with a huge sense of "meh".

    Anyway, what I am trying to say is soccer is shít. Irish soccer, British soccer, the Euro 2012, the World Cup, everything. Fúck knows how it got to be popular.


  • #84
    FutureGuy
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 15,226 Mod ✭✭✭✭FutureGuy


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So the sci fi geeks are having their big day again apparently.

    "May the fourth be with you" and other nerdy word plays are popping up all over the place but does anyone else think it's a load of old bollox?

    I love geeks ripping on other geeks. Being a moderator on an internet forum (as we both are) and playing Trophy Manager would be considered geeky by many people.

    I think Trophy Manager is a big pile of ****e. To each their own. I'm not the biggest fan of Star Wars by a long shot but I don't go posting loaded polls about the matter.

    The only reason I would advise people to watch it would be to appreciate all the pop culture references to it.

    Nothing wrong with being a geek or a nerd.

    Edit: 34k posts on an internet forum. Not a geek. Lol.


  • #85
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Can't say is if it's crap or not, I've never seen it.

    I do know that I've never had the slightest interest in wanting to watch any of the films and I doubt I ever will. I don't feel like I'm missing anything. I already know the gist of the story and I'm not one for special effects.


  • #86
    mongdesade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    Atari. References to old consoles matter more to me
    MrStuffins wrote: »
    You know what else is crap? The Big Lebowski! I seriously think people only like this movie because they think other people do and they feel they should!

    "The Dude abides.......". The Dude can suck my balls!

    HERETIC !!! :D


  • #87
    Mindkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭Mindkiller


    Star Wars was a fluke. If Empire Strikes back was handled by Lucas then you can be sure it would have been just as reviled as ROTJ, Phantom Menace etc


  • #88
    CL7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭CL7


    JohnMarston wrote: »
    Doesn't matter what you find crap, a fan of said crap will always creep out of the woodwork and say 'You just don't get it'

    Such as is this thread

    I wonder if you actually read any of the posts before you posted because nobody actually said that.



    I love the original trilogy btw because

    1 Nostalgic Value.
    2 As pure escapist Sci-fi/fantasy they haven't been bettered IMO.
    3 They have some of the most unforgettable characters recorded on film: Darth Vader, Han Solo, Luke, Obi-wan.
    4 I'm always left with a smile on my face after watching them.


    I don't understand the negativity and insults from some people. People are into different things, get over it.


  • #89
    Nasty_Girl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    Atari. References to old consoles matter more to me
    Saw two of the movies when I was a kid and didn't care for them.

    I'm big enough as a person to ignore Star Wars but what pisses me off is when it inflitrates things I DO like - like How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy and That 70s Show *.

    "SHUT UP TALKING ABOUT FOOKING STAR WARS. Then it spills over into hatred :pac: The stupid characters, the dumb names, the music everything just annoys me then.



    * Yes I know ... these shows are crap. It's ok.


  • #90
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Atari. References to old consoles matter more to me
    Nasty_Girl wrote: »
    I'm big enough as a person to ignore Star Wars but what pisses me off is when it inflitrates things I DO like - like How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy and That 70s Show *.

    Hey, the family guy parody was good!


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  • #91
    Mindkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭Mindkiller


    The family guy parody was crap. Didn't laugh once.


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