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Sneaky Finger ok?

  • 29-05-2013 10:18am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,773 ✭✭✭


    So I have this friend,who I live with, who always pulls woman, good looking women to, he is a sick to them but they don't cope on so their own fault, however recently he agreed to give another friend of mine his old laptop because her one broke and she was moving to New Zealand. He started freaking out when he was unable to erase all the memory of it, of course we started pestering him why, until he comes out with "look there could be anything on that laptop, could even be gay porn on it"

    Now that took me aback when I heard it, he proclaims he isn't gay, he just watches gay porn everyone and again.

    Further more he had a female up for the night and disclosed his antics to us the next day. Basically she probed his Anus but she didn't probe it with her finger. She did this with a dildo, HIS dildo, which was shoved so far it got lost inside him. This information was verified by the female herself


    Now I know the above seems farfetched, but I assure you it's true. I don't even really know what topic of discussion I am creating either. upon talking to other friends they have admitted to liking a sneaky cavity search from a female every now and again

    So Maybe it's a two part question
    1) is it possible to watch gay male porn if your a hetero
    2) is a hetero male gettin a finger up the hole generally acceptable hetero behaviour as if not I could be unbeknownst to me be hanging out with a large group of homosexuals


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    terrible troll is terrible.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Hope my mother doesnt read that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    Strawberry yoghurt is lovely if it has fruit chunks in it, but bus fares are about to rise again so I'm not sure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭frank reynolds


    you'd wonder yeah....


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭corkgsxr


    Valetta wrote: »
    Strawberry yoghurt is lovely if it has fruit chunks in it, but bus fares are about to rise again so I'm not sure.

    ey keep religion out of this :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭Meritocracy Wins


    13PG I believe, really?


  • Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭judgefudge


    Watching gay porn doesn't make you gay. Neither does gettin a finger in. Jesus.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    corkgsxr wrote: »
    ey keep religion out of this :rolleyes:

    Have you considered s*itting in your housemates bed yet?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The answer to both questions is yes. Probably followed by the words "shut" and "up" too.


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