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'Unusual' Things You've Seen In A Pub

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  • #32
    GiftofGab
    Registered Users Posts: 2,362 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    Biggins wrote: »
    Pubs and other places in the same business line:

    * Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
    * Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time.
    * 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
    * Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
    * Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
    * London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    * England. Man stabbed to death Fight over drug territory.
    * Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

    I could go on...

    ****ing hell you must go to some dingy places


  • #33
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Biggins wrote: »
    Pubs and other places in the same business line:

    * Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
    * Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time.
    * 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
    * Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
    * Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
    * London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    * England. Man stabbed to death Fight over drug territory.
    * Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

    I could go on...

    Are you a ridiculously hard-ass bouncer then?


  • #34
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    One of the most depressing things was seeing a 14 year old working as a prostitute as a side laneway next to an Irish ("Durty Nellies") pub in Bradshawgate, Bolton, England (across the road from "The Pack Horse" another then Irish bar).

    She was CLEARLY very young and looked like she had been abused a few times. Naturally, we brought it to the attention of the proper authorties.


  • #35
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    GiftofGab wrote: »
    ****ing hell you must go to some dingy brilliant places
    FYP


  • #36
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Nigel Farage wrote: »
    A sober mick.
    Any reason why you signed up here to be a racist troll?


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  • #37
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Nigel Farage wrote: »
    A sober mick.


    Bye, bye.


    Mick


  • #38
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,199 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    manlad wrote: »
    Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart

    They didn't, just closing earlier, got kicked out last Friday between 1.30 and 2, last orders around 1.15

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #39
    laugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    A guy who had been asleep on a high stool in the middle of the lounge, stand up, take two steps and take his lad out for a slash.


  • #40
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    They didn't, just closing earlier, got kicked out last Friday between 1.30 and 2, last orders around 1.15
    its been that way for a while. I was last there around April this year on a thursday night and the were throwing everyone out at half 1. Thats nothing new, but lately there's been rumours among students that they have lost their late licence altogether


  • #41
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    'Unusual' Things You've Seen In A Pub

    Reasonably priced Guinness that didn't taste like somebody had blown their nose in it.


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  • #42
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,199 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Elisa Straight Hairline wrote: »
    its been that way for a while. I was last there around April this year on a thursday night and the were throwing everyone out at half 1. Thats nothing new, but lately there's been rumours among students that they have lost their late licence altogether
    I know, but they haven't yet. I'll be there tonight to check though ;)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #43
    Gone West
    Registered Users Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    A hippie neclace weaver artesan dude who got stabbed by a punk-rocker clown juggler guy 7 times in the chest and died on the doorstep of the bar next door to my house.


  • #44
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Biggins wrote: »
    One of the most depressing things was seeing a 14 year old working as a prostitute as a side laneway next to an Irish ("Durty Nellies") pub in Bradshawgate, Bolton, England (across the road from "The Pack Horse" another then Irish bar).

    She was CLEARLY very young and looked like she had been abused a few times. Naturally, we brought it to the attention of the proper authorties.

    /Thread


  • #45
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    the look of fear when they get a tip off travellers are heading to the town and the following closing of the pub for technical reason


  • #46
    Palmerstown_guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭Palmerstown_guy


    A smoker! :eek:


  • #47
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Biggins wrote: »
    Pubs and other places in the same business line:

    * Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
    * Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time. Forgot to mention, she was a WELL known bartender in a bar further down the road.
    * 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
    * Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
    * Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
    * London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    * England. Man stabbed to death inside a rave disco. Fight over drug territory.
    * Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

    I could go on...

    I see you got your own one in there too.....:D


  • #48
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Depends on the pub - if it's a Café en Seine type establishment, someone who isn't a wanker.


  • #49
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Two big ex-military russians in a bar. Whatever was said, next thing we knew one had broken a glass on the edge of a table and shoved the base with its broken jagged edge, into the others neck.
    Naturally INSTANTLY there was a lot of screaming and blood everywhere.
    Took a lot of lads with equipment, to take the attacker down.


  • #50
    budgemook
    Registered Users Posts: 3,823 ✭✭✭budgemook


    Jaysus Biggins I think you should start a Most depressing/horrifying thing you've seen in a pub what with 14 year old abused hookers and attempted murders etc.


  • #51
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    Biggins wrote: »
    Two big ex-military russians in a bar. Whatever was said, next thing we knew one had broken a glass on the edge of a table and shoved the base with its broken jagged edge, into the others neck.
    Naturally INSTANTLY there was a lot of screaming and blood everywhere.
    Took a lot of lads with equipment, to take the attacker down.
    There are adventurous lives, and then there are fairytales.


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  • #52
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    budgemook wrote: »
    Jaysus Biggins I think you should start a Most depressing/horrifying thing you've seen in a pub what with 14 year old abused hookers and attempted murders etc.

    Give it time, life brings many such experiences with age.
    Some I'm trying hard to forget. They still genuinely haunt me.


  • #53
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    People shagging up against a bar in view of busy pub and noone batting an eyelid

    Classy much ?


  • #54
    Alicat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    I knew a girl who was in the pub in Finglas there a year or two ago where your man got his hand chopped off with a sword.

    That was pretty unusual.


  • #55
    LeoGilly
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭LeoGilly


    Alicat wrote: »
    I knew a girl who was in the pub in Finglas there a year or two ago where your man got his hand chopped off with a sword.

    That was pretty unusual.

    I've seen a picture that the paramedic took of that. Nearly got sick when i was shown it!


  • #56
    yoshytoshy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    mate got his knob shoved into a jar of mustard ,while he was asleep.
    then the mustard was put back on the table:eek:

    Them where the shennanigans on a long weekend session


  • #57
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    LeoGilly wrote: »
    I've seen a picture that the paramedic took of that. Nearly got sick when i was shown it!

    "Say cheese..."

    :pac:


  • #58
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LeoGilly wrote: »
    I've seen a picture that the paramedic took of that. Nearly got sick when i was shown it!

    You mention things like that and some don't think such things happen but they do.
    I had two friends of mine attacked by a lunatic with a replica samurai sword in a disco bar once.
    They were fine, they knew how to handle the situation but sure as hell, they weren't expecting it.
    It was a quiet chap that just snapped with stress that had been bubbling away for a while!


  • #59
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Biggins wrote: »
    I was a quiet chap that just snapped with stress that had been bubbling away for a while!

    They let you on boards from the Joy these days ?


  • #60
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    opinion guy wrote: »
    They let you on boards from the Joy these days ?
    Shush, they might find out! :D


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  • #61
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Alicat wrote: »
    I knew a girl who was in the pub in Finglas there a year or two ago where your man got his hand chopped off with a sword.

    That was pretty unusual.

    Not in Fingerless.


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