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How Many?

galwayguy22 · 2008-10-30 23:55:52

How many sexual partners have you had? I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with. I'll start. 22 - Male - 1

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#32 31-10-2008 1:33am

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Kiera wrote: »

Only cause you asked nicely!

You fail at linking but I got there!

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#33 31-10-2008 1:41am

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Xavi6 wrote: »

You fail at linking but I got there!

Meh

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#34 31-10-2008 1:45am

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Kiera wrote: »

Meh

Don't you 'meh' me young lady! I'll be keeping my 9 inches to myself (and YORE MA) now

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#35 31-10-2008 1:47am

Holsten

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14/f/dub

23 fellas have had a go.

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#36 31-10-2008 1:48am

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Don't you 'meh' me young lady! I'll be keeping my 9 inches to myself (and YORE MA) now

You can keep it. She said she might as well be shagging someone in a coma. Sack of spuds i think her words were!

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#37 31-10-2008 1:50am

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I had to read those few pages again. Comic gold! Here, have some extra thanks for brightening my morning!

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#38 31-10-2008 1:53am

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Xavi6 wrote: »

I had to read those few pages again. Comic gold! Here, have some extra thanks for brightening my morning!

I dont think she got it tho

/walks off mumbling something about brightest spark......

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#39 31-10-2008 2:24am

Super Sidious

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Maybe you two get a room and +1 your sex list!

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#40 31-10-2008 2:37am

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1, tonights the night!!!!!

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#41 31-10-2008 2:54am

Davidius

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I have had 0 sex.

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#42 31-10-2008 2:59am

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^^^^^^^^ 1000 post alert. Use it wisely

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#43 31-10-2008 3:03am

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black screen ok,,boo::eek:

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#44 31-10-2008 3:12am

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

It means I'm 22, a male, and slept with one person.

it figures

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#45 31-10-2008 5:58am

Aisling(",)

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elevntybillion

coz im sooo bleedin massive ri!

:pac:

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#46 31-10-2008 12:53pm

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Davidius wrote: »

I have had 0 sex.

I heard you had 0.2

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#47 31-10-2008 1:02pm

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I went to see Taken last week and slept with the entire audience*

*Dennis Pennis

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#48 31-10-2008 1:02pm

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sounds like the OP got his leg over last night for the first time and wants to tell the world about it.

Which reminds me, I was walking through Dun Laoghaire last week and I saw this old guy go running up to a priest, he said "Father, I have just had sex with three 19 year old bi-sexual polish girls".

The Priest told him to say 10 hail Marys and 10 our fathers.

The old guy said "but I'm not a Catholic"
The Priest said, "Then why are you telling me?"

The old guy said "I'm 74 years old and I have just had a foursome with three gorgeous girls,.....I'm telling ****ing everybody":D

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#49 31-10-2008 1:10pm

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Does raping homeless people count?

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#50 31-10-2008 1:12pm

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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Does raping homeless people count?

Only in court

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#51 31-10-2008 1:32pm

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#52 31-10-2008 1:58pm

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

How many sexual partners have you had?

I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with.

I'll start.

22 - Male - 1

And how much did you have to pay him?

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#53 31-10-2008 2:20pm

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Most women.

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#54 31-10-2008 2:44pm

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female 32 still waiting for Mr right:o:o:o:pac:

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#55 31-10-2008 3:07pm

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Sister Zaphora wrote: »

And what exactly are you going to do with all this information once you have it?

Bombard all the loose females on boards with PMs?

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#56 31-10-2008 3:12pm

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

How many sexual partners have you had?

I want Age, Sex and No. of people you've slept with.

I'll start.

22 - Male - 1

dude you need to get out more..........

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#57 31-10-2008 3:13pm

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Kya1976 wrote: »

female 32 still waiting for Mr right:o:o:o:pac:

How embarassing. You must be quite unattractive.

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#58 31-10-2008 3:18pm

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I'm a 28 year old male.

I have no ****ing idea how many people I have slept with. Do the rest of you keep a diary or something?

Dear Diary,
Tonight some girl let me touch her boobies. My friends said she was fat and ugly, but I think she has a cute face.

Running Total of Boobies touched : 17
Running Total of Girls who suffered through my attempts at sex : 2

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#59 31-10-2008 3:19pm

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Varkov wrote: »

How embarassing. You must be quite unattractive.

I know I'm butt ugly really:p

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#60 31-10-2008 3:23pm

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23 years old - m - 9 women

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#61 31-10-2008 3:34pm

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Des wrote: »

Sex : Male
Age : 63
Sexual Partners : ~40-50

Dressing the same girl up in 35 different costumes still only coulnts as one I'm afraid.

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