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    #8012
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    cazzer22 wrote: »
    Summer on Facebook is endless check ins at Dublin Airport, pictures of people going to gigs wearing ridiculous flower hairbands and posting photos of themselves in bikinis. Oh and as if we didn't already hear enough about Garth Brooks. GRR. What is it with this whole ''feeling happy'' ''feeling proud'' crap? Facebook is becoming too much.
    Why must these people post a photo or two every single day of their holiday!? If you must post them, just post them all at once and be done with it.


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    #8013
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 22,293 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    dori_dormer wrote: »
    Also raisin? wtf? i know its a grape but seriously why not just put grape? There are so many fruit options and you choose to put raisin in there?
    And no melons? At least that would have some reference to breast cancer


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    #8014
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,283 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    silly wrote: »
    That hilarious - and i know that town - there can only be one O riadas....

    The one and only :pac:


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    #8015
    Thataone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭Thataone


    the ones that really need a slap are the ones who put up photos of themselves and selfies captioned with "ugh, so ugly"/"look awful today"/"h8 my face".

    I know this one family who really are the absolute worst though. The daughters (all aged 17-22) regularly put up pictures of family nights out "ou on da town, gonna be messi xoxox" and tag their entire family. Their parents then comment the next day with things like "got locked ha"/"gr8 nite wid de girls"/"can't rememba half of ih". Then all their millions of cousins and aunts and uncles like all the photos. It is an absolute shambles!


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    #8016
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Thataone wrote: »
    the ones that really need a slap are the ones who put up photos of themselves and selfies captioned with "ugh, so ugly"/"look awful today"/"h8 my face".

    I know this one family who really are the absolute worst though. The daughters (all aged 17-22) regularly put up pictures of family nights out "ou on da town, gonna be messi xoxox" and tag their entire family. Their parents then comment the next day with things like "got locked ha"/"gr8 nite wid de girls"/"can't rememba half of ih". Then all their millions of cousins and aunts and uncles like all the photos. It is an absolute shambles!
    On d sesh wit d fmly.

    Stay classy Ireland .


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    #8017
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    cazzer22 wrote: »
    Summer on Facebook is endless check ins at Dublin Airport, pictures of people going to gigs wearing ridiculous flower hairbands and posting photos of themselves in bikinis. Oh and as if we didn't already hear enough about Garth Brooks. GRR. What is it with this whole ''feeling happy'' ''feeling proud'' crap? Facebook is becoming too much.

    I need to find some bikini friends.


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    #8018
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Thataone wrote: »
    the ones that really need a slap are the ones who put up photos of themselves and selfies captioned with "ugh, so ugly"/"look awful today"/"h8 my face".

    I know this one family who really are the absolute worst though. The daughters (all aged 17-22) regularly put up pictures of family nights out "ou on da town, gonna be messi xoxox" and tag their entire family. Their parents then comment the next day with things like "got locked ha"/"gr8 nite wid de girls"/"can't rememba half of ih". Then all their millions of cousins and aunts and uncles like all the photos. It is an absolute shambles!

    Qué?


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    #8019
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Thataone wrote: »
    the ones that really need a slap are the ones who put up photos of themselves and selfies captioned with "ugh, so ugly"/"look awful today"/"h8 my face".

    I know this one family who really are the absolute worst though. The daughters (all aged 17-22) regularly put up pictures of family nights out "ou on da town, gonna be messi xoxox" and tag their entire family. Their parents then comment the next day with things like "got locked ha"/"gr8 nite wid de girls"/"can't rememba half of ih". Then all their millions of cousins and aunts and uncles like all the photos. It is an absolute shambles!

    I hate that these people exist.


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    #8020
    fatknacker
    Registered Users Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    The best way to deal with them is by agreeing.


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    #8021
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Posted (and possibly created) by my uncle.

    https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10456250_10202352465634045_6456585369048158634_n.jpg

    Where do I start...


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    #8022
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    rawn wrote: »
    Posted (and possibly created) by my uncle.

    https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10456250_10202352465634045_6456585369048158634_n.jpg

    Where do I start...

    With the rouge bankers?


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    #8023
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    With the rouge bankers?

    They bought a lot of make up with our money.


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    #8024
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    They bought a lot of make up with our money.

    No, no, no, that's not it at all. They were the ones that put the country in the red…


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    #8025
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    ok so mam and others now with an opinion hopefully you get to read this and ill post it here so i get my point across to everyone involved. firstly the post that started all this crap off was completely unrelated and perhaps if people didnt assume everything to be about them then i wouldnt be posting this. the one thing i dont like about fb is that certain people will always form the opinion that everything is about them. if people want to pass judgement and form opinions of us then fine but maybe everyone should gather all the facts first before passing judgement. so before everyone decides there is only one victim to this story there's not. so to save any further need to ask for other people needing to ask others remove comments, for people to put up posts that i am now going to assume are about us and for anyone having any need to talk about us im going to make this very simple. we'll do our thing and noone needs to be involved everyone else can do their thing. we'll stay out of everyones business and then there needs to be no talk from anyone. im going to go now very pissed but hopefully ive made my point and made it clear. i dont need replies just ears as to quote something i read earlier "silence is better than bull****"!!! god bless everyone


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    #8026
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Ask a girl for her Facebook who i was talking to on a dating site got this reply

    Ur creepy dude u dnt kno me a few day nd ya want my fb ffs. I dnt have a photo up because on a daily basis id have 30 messqges frm sad old creepy men nd I prefer it this way at least if the person reads my profile they kno what im like rather than what I look like ppl automatically think easy.jst because ive red hair.but far frm it ive respect for myself nd I.dnt live in a estate incase u were wondering anyway.seen as im a catfish u btr jog on lol bt you will never find a girl willing to put up with your ****


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    #8027
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    samapple789 wrote: »
    Ask a girl for her Facebook who i was talking to on a dating site got this reply

    Ur creepy dude u dnt kno me a few day nd ya want my fb ffs. I dnt have a photo up because on a daily basis id have 30 messqges frm sad old creepy men nd I prefer it this way at least if the person reads my profile they kno what im like rather than what I look like ppl automatically think easy.jst because ive red hair.but far frm it ive respect for myself nd I.dnt live in a estate incase u were wondering anyway.seen as im a catfish u btr jog on lol bt you will never find a girl willing to put up with your ****

    You're probably lucky. Is she as illiterate in all messages? Whats a catfish? In this context, the literal meaning doesnt make sense here.


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    #8028
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    You're probably lucky. Is she as illiterate in all messages? Whats a catfish? In this context, the literal meaning doesnt make sense here.

    A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.

    To make it worse the same girl was studying nursing in college :O


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    #8029
    front to_the_back 88
    Site Banned Posts: 4 ✭front to_the_back 88


    Brodka: Hey, kid: one more thing. If you _ever_ set foot in this store
    again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?

    [Bart looks blank]

    Well, do you understand?

    Bart: Everything except "capisce".



    /sorry, wrong thread


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    #8030
    IrishAlice
    Registered Users Posts: 557 ✭✭✭IrishAlice


    Jay it would have been a savage day to be heading to Garth Brooks :(

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Enough already!!!!


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    #8031
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    ok so mam and others now with an opinion hopefully you get to read this and ill post it here so i get my point across to everyone involved. firstly the post that started all this crap off was completely unrelated and perhaps if people didnt assume everything to be about them then i wouldnt be posting this. the one thing i dont like about fb is that certain people will always form the opinion that everything is about them. if people want to pass judgement and form opinions of us then fine but maybe everyone should gather all the facts first before passing judgement. so before everyone decides there is only one victim to this story there's not. so to save any further need to ask for other people needing to ask others remove comments, for people to put up posts that i am now going to assume are about us and for anyone having any need to talk about us im going to make this very simple. we'll do our thing and noone needs to be involved everyone else can do their thing. we'll stay out of everyones business and then there needs to be no talk from anyone. im going to go now very pissed but hopefully ive made my point and made it clear. i dont need replies just ears as to quote something i read earlier "silence is better than bull****"!!! god bless everyone

    Thank god for that! When?


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    #8032
    cazzer22
    Registered Users Posts: 501 ✭✭✭cazzer22


    KungPao wrote: »
    Why must these people post a photo or two every single day of their holiday!? If you must post them, just post them all at once and be done with it.


    But sure the pictures have to be collaborated with the check ins. FACEPALM.


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    #8033
    bboybaboy19
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭bboybaboy19


    samapple789 wrote: »
    Ask a girl for her Facebook who i was talking to on a dating site got this reply

    Ur creepy dude u dnt kno me a few day nd ya want my fb ffs. I dnt have a photo up because on a daily basis id have 30 messqges frm sad old creepy men nd I prefer it this way at least if the person reads my profile they kno what im like rather than what I look like ppl automatically think easy.jst because ive red hair.but far frm it ive respect for myself nd I.dnt live in a estate incase u were wondering anyway.seen as im a catfish u btr jog on lol bt you will never find a girl willing to put up with your ****

    You found the ugly as sin girl, well done..I think there's a prize for that!


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    #8034
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,283 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today. Somebody came in speaking English :)

    Share if you laughed!

    Shared by an unemployed criminal who has never worked a day in his life.


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    #8035
    Taylor365
    Registered Users Posts: 2,994 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Shared by an unemployed criminal who has never worked a day in his life.
    Full time Daddy I'm sure....


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    #8036
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Taylor365 wrote: »
    Full time Daddy I'm sure....

    I would have said "Full time Mad Bastard".


    More like "full time f***ing idiot"!!


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    #8037
    FunLover18
    Registered Users Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    Great first day snowboarding today, think I'm hooked already

    What a cúnt


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    #8038
    bboybaboy19
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭bboybaboy19


    FunLover18 wrote: »
    What a cúnt

    :confused:

    You just sound jealous there!


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    #8039
    TheGoldenAges
    Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭TheGoldenAges


    bboybaboy19 wrote: »
    :confused:

    You just sound jealous there!

    And it's kinda ironic his name's FunLover :pac:

    I guess he wants all the fun to himself.


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    #8040
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Dear god


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    #8041
    FunLover18
    Registered Users Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    bboybaboy19 wrote: »
    :confused:

    You just sound jealous there!

    Of course I'm bloody jealous. What other purpose does that kind of status serve other than to make others jealous? This is the problem with social media; everyone thinks everyone else gives a fúck about their lives


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