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When 72-year-old Pearl met her grandson , little did she realise

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  • #32
    Sitec
    Registered Users Posts: 2,964 ✭✭✭Sitec


    that is rotten. phil is fairly desperate for his hole.


  • #33
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    *vomits all over keyboard*


  • #34
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Is this not illegal? I feel sorry for the child they're bringing into the world tbh.


  • #35
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    wait a minute everyone, the child isn't going to be hers, it's a donor egg, s'all good.


  • #36
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    oooo i'm gonna have nightmares i think! :P


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  • #37
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Red Storm wrote: »
    oooo i'm gonna have nightmares i think! :P

    oooo you sound like you're looking forward to that! the oooo is very confusing, sorry.


  • #38
    neilk32
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭neilk32


    So if I get this right phil will be the baby's father while the baby being his aunt/uncle and pearl who will be the mother will also be the great grandmother.


  • #39
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    neilk32 wrote: »
    So if I get this right phil will be the baby's father while the baby being his aunt/uncle and pearl who will be the mother will also be the great grandmother.
    something like that yeah! christ its a geneaologists nightmare! :P


  • #40
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,197 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    wait a minute everyone, the child isn't going to be hers, it's a donor egg, s'all good.
    They're still making sweet passionate love

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #41
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    neilk32 wrote: »
    So if I get this right phil will be the baby's father while the baby being his aunt/uncle and pearl who will be the mother will also be the great grandmother.

    Reading that makes me twitch. No Pearl is nothing to the baby.


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  • #42
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    They're still making sweet passionate love
    *puke* In fairness though the poor woman probably hasn't had a ride in 25 years


  • #43
    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Phil: "Gran, why are you doing that?"

    Pearl: "Now now, Granny knows best"


  • #44
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    Reading that makes me twitch. No Pearl is nothing to the baby.
    Well not biologically, but in terms of geneaology she's the mother and great grandmother


  • #45
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Red Storm wrote: »
    Well not biologically, but in terms of geneaology she's the mother and great grandmother

    donor egg and surrogate, she's just the great grandmother.


  • #46
    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Red Storm wrote: »
    Well not biologically, but in terms of geneaology she's the mother and great grandmother

    The two aren't exclusive.


  • #47
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Its almost as bad as reading the Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs!


  • #48
    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    donor egg and surrogate, she's just the grandmother.

    she's the grand mother of the father of the child... so she's the great-grandmother of the baby...


  • #49
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Eurgh, that's fùckin' sick!!

    Doesn't this create some sort of time paradox that'll open up a rip in the space-time continium?

    Either that or it's just plain fùckin' rotten!


  • #50
    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    You know what's shocking? This thread has made it to the third page without one mention a 'pearl necklace'.


  • #51
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    You know what's shocking? This thread has made it to the third page without one mention a 'pearl necklace'.

    Arrghhhh! knacker!!! Luckey it's not him that's 72 and her thats' 26.I can see it now "I can't roide ya ,if me mickey gets damp I get rheumatism"

    Arrggghh jayzus what was I thinking ,thats enough ,cough ,cough ,YACK!!


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  • #52
    The Aussie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    Mods. Can we ban Sugarhigh for staining my day with the worst mental image there could be, thats so f*cked up...


  • #53
    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    The only plus point from this is that the mother is dead. Can you imagine being alive to deal with that headf**k?


  • #54
    Fiona Unimportant Registry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭ Fiona Unimportant Registry


    Another few years and the crack craic will be 90!.


  • #55
    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Fiona Unimportant Registry wrote: »
    Another few years and the crack craic will be 90!.

    I'm certain that was done a few weeks ago.


  • #56
    henryporter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭henryporter


    Maybe they should set up a sub-category in the Darwin awards for this kind of thing?


  • #57
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    That is all kinds of wrong.


  • #58
    Dunjohn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    henryporter wrote: »
    Maybe they should set up a sub-category in the Darwin awards for this kind of thing?
    Only if both Phil and Pearl somehow explode during love-making. Darwins are for people who have politely removed themselves from the gene pool.

    Unfortunately, this is the exact opposite of that :(


  • #59
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Jason Wrong Bowler wrote: »
    She's old enough to be his Grandmother..

    Brilliant, this actually made me laugh out loud. Very well played sir.


  • #60
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    She's no GILF


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  • #61
    Pretty_Pistol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭Pretty_Pistol


    That's vile! I couldn't read the whole article. Something seriously mentally wrong with them.


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