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Wiping your bum with miscellaneous objects

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  • 23-02-2013 11:56pm
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    brianclown
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭


    Anyone have any funny stories? I just wiped there with a banana skin. Sweet potassium


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    Scortho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭Scortho


    brianclown wrote: »
    Anyone have any funny stories? I just wiped there with a banana skin. Sweet potassium

    Dockleaf


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Tayto bag, down a lane.


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    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    broken bottle. aggravates my piles though.


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    Rastadoyle
    Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭Rastadoyle


    snow


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    0066ad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭0066ad


    Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »
    Tayto bag, down a lane.


    What's the story Paul, how's the leg?


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    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Sandpaper, great stuff.


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    darragh16
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    My mates bank statements when we lived over in the states...


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    0066ad wrote: »
    What's the story Paul, how's the leg?

    I'm dead now dontcah know!


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    johnr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    Sitting on the toilet seat.
    Waiting for toilet paper.
    How much longer must I linger,
    Before I'm forced to use n my finger....:D


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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Kittens. Because fuck you sneaky bastard cats.


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    themandan6611
    Registered Users Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭themandan6611


    a hairy cock


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Shit thread.


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    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    A gang of us knacker drinking years ago on the railway tracks,one of the lads needed a sh1te and wiped his hole with rocks off the track.


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    irish bloke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭irish bloke


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Shit thread.
    This thread stinks....


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    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    A gang of us knacker drinking years ago on the railway tracks,one of the lads needed a sh1te and wiped his hole with rocks off the track.
    What did he use to clean his rocks afterwards?


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    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Having ventured to many public toilets i can safely say someone in this forum has used the wall


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    TheBody
    Registered Users Posts: 5,619 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Back in my college days, we ran out of bog roll. Only had newspaper in the house. I ended up with ink all over my arse.


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    Truncheon Rouge
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 388 ✭✭Truncheon Rouge


    brianclown wrote: »
    Anyone have any funny stories? I just wiped there with a banana skin. Sweet potassium

    hmm yes, he always was a strange boy...


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    tippspur
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭tippspur


    I knew a lad working on a building site once who had to go for a shyte but had no paper,he found this nice soft fluffy stuff lying around that was ideal for the job,turned out that the nice fluffy stuff was fibre glass attic insulation.Tore the hole out of him so it did, he could barley walk for a week after it.


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    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Fax paper. Not recommended at all.


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    JJayoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    Sock


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    irish bloke wrote: »
    This thread stinks....

    Good thing there are piles of other threads to look at.


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    tippspur
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭tippspur


    side off a cardboard box.


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    Chemical Burn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    My own foreskin. Stretched it around.


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