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Uses for dead bodies.

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  • 15-10-2012 5:32pm
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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,409 ✭✭✭✭


    The recent publicised case of necrophilia got me thinking what other uses are there for dead bodies?


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    Siuin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    Well, I suppose when you're finished having sex with it you can donate it to scientific research. Just give it a good hosing before you pop it in and bob's your uncle.


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    promethius
    Registered Users Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭promethius


    burrying?


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    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    They'd make great Halloween decorations.


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    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Scarecrows and draught excluders.


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    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Crash Test Dummies


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    dmc17
    Registered Users Posts: 3,726 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Siuin wrote: »
    Well, I suppose when you're finished having sex with it you can donate it to scientific research. Just give it a good hosing before you pop it in and bob's your uncle.

    Before you pop what in? :eek:


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    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Donate to science.


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    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Why good old medical research of course!


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    studiorat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭studiorat


    Queueing at the motor-tax office.


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    Siuin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    dmc17 wrote: »
    Before you pop what in? :eek:
    The body into the university! This is post sex- I'd imagine the decay would have ruined the friction at this stage


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    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Soylent Green!


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    Youssef Chippo
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Youssef Chippo


    Sex ed


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    #14
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Stunt doubles in Action Movies


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    promethius
    Registered Users Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭promethius


    try to pretend that your murdered employer is really alive, but the real murderer is out to "finish him off." some comical situations and possibly a limited cinema release could follow. everyone's a winner...


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    davetherave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,359 ✭✭✭davetherave


    Car pool lane? Keep your place in line at the tax office?


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    Fishooks12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    kneemos wrote: »
    The recent publicised case of necrophilia got me thinking what other uses are there for dead bodies?

    What you mentioned is not a use for a dead body. Not for sane people anyway


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    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Feeding your pigs. Animal feed has gotten very expensive so it would be win-win.


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    #19
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    Weekends at Bernies.


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    Boards.ie: Danny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭Boards.ie: Danny


    Weekend at Bernies...


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    #21
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Doubles for the government.


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    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I stuff them in walls and under the floor boards, great as a cavity filler.


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    #23
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    They go great with some fava beans and a nice chianti.


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    #24
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    McDonalds Big Mac. Who would know the difference?


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    #25
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Turn them into flying quadcopters!


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    Mr. Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    promethius wrote: »
    burrying?

    Is that when Japanese kids pick on one another in school? Eh? Eh?




    I'll get me coat.


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    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    To get some meat off the body.

    Then hang the rest of it from a near by road sign.


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    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Chucken wrote: »
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    mmm mmm mmm mmm...


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    #29
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Throw them off flyovers into on coming traffic dressed up as your favourite super hero.


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    thecornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    Soylent Green!

    It's plankton , shhhhhhhh.


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    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Dry 'em out, use them in place of peat briquettes. You'll just be grabbing some fossil fuel a bit early.


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