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I was just bitten by a ladybird

  • 30-07-2009 7:24pm
    #1
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭


    It actually hurt! WTF? I thought they were nice insects.

    It's now hiding somewhere around my computer. I'm genuinely a little frightened...


    Anyone else ever been attacked by something that was supposedly gentle?


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  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Jaysus what a wimp


  • #3
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    People only like tehm cos of the colour, and hate spider cos they are 'ewww'. I think you should be more scared of ladybirds, tehy can fly!


  • #4
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,259 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    I thought it was ladyboy.


    /leaves thread


  • #5
    angel01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,030 ✭✭✭angel01


    awww, I always thought they were sweet cute little things, looks like I was wrong then :eek:


  • #6
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    phasers wrote: »
    Jaysus what a wimp

    It's a side effect of living only in a virtual world.
    rarnes1 wrote: »
    I thought it was ladyboy.

    That's a different story. And why would that be of interest to you anyway?
    Repressed desires overpowering you? :p
    angel01 wrote: »
    awww, I always thought they were sweet cute little things, looks like I was wrong then :eek:

    You were wrong. I have seen the face of true evil.
    Well, kinda, they have very small heads.


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  • #7
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    Yep your definitly going to DIE


  • #8
    Keogg
    Registered Users Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    People only like tehm cos of the colour, and hate spider cos they are 'ewww'. I think you should be more scared of ladybirds, tehy can fly!
    I can understand the spider thing, but why would people be afraid of things like moths? Oh noes, its going to fly slowly at me ....:rolleyes:


  • #9
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    I adore our baby dwarf hamster, but he's after nipping my finger and drawing blood from it. I didn't think anything so tiny and cute could cause so much pain!


  • #10
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,057 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    It's probably pissed off after its house burned down


  • #11
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Keogg wrote: »
    I can understand the spider thing, but why would people be afraid of things like moths? Oh noes, its going to fly slowly at me ....:rolleyes:
    http://pixdaus.com/pics/1210170836bQxCHS9.jpg


    Thats a big fecker


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  • #12
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Scrambled egg wrote: »
    Yep your definitly going to DIE

    If I go down, everyone is coming with me.

    Carsinian Thau wrote:
    If I go down

    Tee hee...


  • #13
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Can you get ladybird flu?

    What if you get it, then you get swine flu! Jesus, you could be fooked!


  • #14
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Aww :(

    I've been attacked by geese and goats. They had it in for me!


  • #15
    Keogg
    Registered Users Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    Raze_them_all wrote: »
    http://pixdaus.com/pics/1210170836bQxCHS9.jpg


    Thats a big fecker
    your link is broken :(
    no matter how big a moth is, it still isn't going to eat you...


  • #16
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Keogg wrote: »
    I can understand the spider thing, but why would people be afraid of things like moths? Oh noes, its going to fly slowly at me ....:rolleyes:

    I say the same about spiders, oh god no, they are living their lives walking slowly, not giving a **** about you, runnnnnnnnnnn.

    Or they could walk at you slowly, another terrifying thought. :p


  • #17
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Carsinian Thau wrote: »
    It actually hurt! WTF? I thought they were nice insects.

    It's now hiding somewhere around my computer. I'm genuinely a little frightened...

    Try throwing your tampons at it


  • #18
    Tomebagel
    Registered Users Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    i got bit by one yesterday!
    i couldnt believe she actually bit me,the little feckers still embedded on my shoe!


  • #19
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Yeah I remember well getting bit by ladybirds. They have a nasty bite alright. They ate the hands off me one summer when I was working in the fields.


  • #20
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,011 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I misread the title - thought you'd been bitten by a ladyboy.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #21
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Carsinian Thau wrote: »
    If I go down, everyone is coming with me.




    Tee hee...

    Is it just me or did you just quote yourself just soon after making a quote?


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  • #22
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Keogg wrote: »
    your link is broken :(
    no matter how big a moth is, it still isn't going to eat you...

    oh i dunno...

    my mot has been known to take a mouthful;)


  • #23
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Reminds me of the time I got attacked by a grasshopper. You'd be surprised how hard they can kick.


  • #24
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Carsinian Thau wrote: »
    It actually hurt! WTF? I thought they were nice insects.

    It's now hiding somewhere around my computer. I'm genuinely a little frightened...


    Anyone else ever been attacked by something that was supposedly gentle?

    Did it bite you on the vagina by any chance?
    Man up!:rolleyes:


  • #25
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    A shetland pony bit me on the top of my head when i was a child. It mistook my blonde hair for hay i think. Hurt like fcuk. :(

    Vicious little bastards.


  • #26
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I say the same about spiders, oh god no, they are living their lives walking slowly, not giving a **** about you, runnnnnnnnnnn.

    Or they could walk at you slowly, another terrifying thought. :p
    they're scary :(

    all those legs and stuff! ahh


  • #27
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I misread the title - thought you'd been bitten by a ladyboy.

    If he was attacked by a ladyboy he would not have survived to write about it. They are vicious...especially when you dont pay them


  • #28
    Monkey_Pirate
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭Monkey_Pirate


    Raze_them_all wrote: »
    http://pixdaus.com/pics/1210170836bQxCHS9.jpg


    Thats a big fecker

    AAAAUGH!!!! Why did I click on that?!

    Honestly though, I'd rather spiders than moths. Or butterflies. They freak me out too by extension.

    And lets not even get onto the subject of Daddy Longlegs... *shudder*


  • #29
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    If he was attacked by a ladyboy he would not have survived to write about it. They are vicious...especially when you dont pay them

    so thats what you've been doing during your little sojourn in Prison!!


    When'd you get out??


  • #30
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    so thats what you've been doing during your little sojourn in Prison!!

    Actually, its why I put there in the first place :o


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  • #31
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,011 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ohhh.... so THAT'S what the pictures were....!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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