Date Night on The Internet (Graphic Content)

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Please excuse me while I pray to BRB
and ROFL with the God of LMAO

Match.com yourself with an online stalker,
I sure hope he's a Snapchat serial killer,
AND NOT A FLASHER!
That crushes something into your Candy,
I hear he grows it on his own Farmville,
In a Second Life!

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Seeking a friendly Rapist
Or incest tranny porn queen
For quiet nights in and cuddles
with the newborn spawn
Of a Cougar Mom

No Strings Attached!
Is it an advert for a new tampon?
"NO NO NO"!
Says the NSA agent
Eavesdropping on my Incognito
"I wasn't window shopping
For bomb schematics
And 3D printed handguns
I SWEAR"!!

A horny single near you wants to **** today
Hooray! Hooray!
How can I pay?
Your Paypal can checkout in our E-Wallet of course
Master of Visas will Connex you to your AMEX
We'll help you mine those Bitcoins
While you sate your loins

Stock market ticker feed drips
Watch that widget as you fidget!
Credit card fraud a factory made wanna-be
Email my Ebay
Google my Yahoo
2 Girls - 1 Cup
IT'S NOT EVEN REAL POO!

I have a bucket on this list
100 Days of Happiness
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And,
During the intermission,
Please sign our petition,
We'll Occupy the Walls of every Street
And join forces with all the peeps
We'll never meet!




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Emoticons that rule us all


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Kanye West with an insipid verse and string less vest
Gangsta Rapping in bad grammar and seductive dance
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Dancing babies getting rabies
I hate that bear on the trampoline
But the Cat MEME must be seen
for its so OBSCENE
Look, over here, someone already said it
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MP3, MP4, JPEG, WAV, ISP, FTP, SPAZ, a very animated GIF
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From our carbon Green Day house
THERE IS NO CLIMATE CHANGE
but we must
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Penetrate your lost credit card charges
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and KICK THOSE TORRENTS IN THE ASS!
IPOD, AN IHOME, IPHONE,
Talk to me on that KIK CHAT
and GOOGLE GLASS your DIVERLESS CARS

What's up with your What'sApp?
STOP MAKING THOSE BIRDS ANGRY
Have a quick Fap to Flappy Bird
Haven't you heard?
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BOT BOT BOT BOT
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It's been just 2 weeks since
He promised me all that money!

The mouse stems now from your medulla oblongata
Your keyboard now controls your penis
Wanna see my webcam?
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Make sure the child lock is on
Stop them little kids from seeing
The F-Bombs
On your CD ROM

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Upload photos of your ex's TITS
REFRESH - REFRESH to see the hits

Download that new single heard on Pop Idol yesterday
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Witness an insurgent saw off a contractor’s head
From the comfort of your tenement!
Feel free to watch DISNEY’S new movie afterwards!

Pop up, Pop down, Pop Tart,
Control and alt and SHIFT and delete me
Spam isn’t just an unhealthy treat anymore
Netflix me my prescription today
And drop some Chicken Pox in my Dropbox

EXE and the hacker cries foul
Bore a hole in our encrypted Tor
Retype your password to our server virus please
And pray we stay ANONYMOUS!

Eat your phish cooked in Hotmail
These Escargots have turned to Snail Mail
The crass identity thief lurks
And do you know your credit score yet?

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Log off – Shut Down – WTF – SHUT UP
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