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    #62
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    I thought you become a Raicheeks? :confused:

    Ehhh. I wouldn't diss me, I have huge claws and weigh hundreds of pounds.
    :pac:


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    #63
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Ehhh. I wouldn't diss me, I have huge claws and weigh hundreds of pounds.
    :pac:
    Yes miss
    Ill just stick with being a chinpokomon myself
    I am Shoe :pac:


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    #64
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Whenever I start feeling sick,
    I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story..

    He he - I don't doubt you. It actually works!:pac:


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    #65
    Soul Cake Duck
    Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭Soul Cake Duck


    My cousin and I were born on the same day and both had dark brown moles on the backs of our necks. Exact same shape, colour and place! The years go by and mine starts to change colour and look suspicious. I go to the doctor and he says it has to be removed because it could possibly have turned cancerous. I get the surgery (and a fear of needles while I was at it... on seeing the needle I jump up off the bed, scream at my poor mother and start running around the bed holding the back of the gown to cover me butt!! They wrestled my mother out of the room, caught me and pinned me down. I believe I cried solidly during the entire operation, hissing at any nurse that tried to console me! Fun times!!) Anyway the mole was removed (no cancer!) and a week later my cousin's had disappeared completely...like it was never there. Kind of weird.


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    #66
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,224 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    When my mother was younger she had to have an operation. They brought her into hospital the night before, and she was going to have the operation the next morning. During the night, when the nurse was doing her round or whatever, my mother had gone sleepwalking (which she used to do when she was younger). They spent ages trying to find her. They eventually found her lying on the floor of the operating room she was scheduled to her her operation in. She hadn't even been shown where it was or anything


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    #67
    anti chris-t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭anti chris-t


    i was going out with a midget stripper around christmas time for about 2 months. at the time i was living in a house in tallaght with 3 other lads and we had a huge christmas tree that we had cut down ourselves one drunken sunday morning.

    So every christmas tree needs a fairy and one of the girls had a fairy dress, so we got the midget stripper to climb the tree in a fairy dress. It took her easily 10 mins to do as she kept falling off it. we got it on video but the phone has been lost in the meantime and none of my other mates believe me now


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    #68
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    anti chris-t wrote: »
    i was going out with a midget stripper around christmas time for about 2 months. at the time i was living in a house in tallaght with 3 other lads and we had a huge christmas tree that we had cut down ourselves one drunken sunday morning.

    So every christmas tree needs a fairy and one of the girls had a fairy dress, so we got the midget stripper to climb the tree in a fairy dress. It took her easily 10 mins to do as she kept falling off it. we got it on video but the phone has been lost in the meantime and none of my other mates believe me now

    surely the midget stripper will back you up?

    Can you suggest any good midget strip clubs? The Naked Hobbit? The Erotic Elf? The Dirty Dwarf?


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    #69
    anti chris-t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭anti chris-t


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    surely the midget stripper will back you up?

    Can you suggest any good midget strip clubs? The Naked Hobbit? The Erotic Elf? The Dirty Dwarf?

    believe it or not were not actually on good terms anymore.

    would'nt know any good midget stripper clubs as i had private performances anytime i wanted


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    #70
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    anti chris-t wrote: »
    believe it or not were not actually on good terms anymore.

    would'nt know any good midget stripper clubs as i had private performances anytime i wanted

    you must have felt short changed (excuse the pun) with a midget striptease?


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    #71
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Averi Faint Smallpox wrote: »
    Does anyone remember that kids show "News2day" that was on RTE2 about five years ago? Well, when I was sixteen I emailed that show pretending to be an avid five-year-old viewer named "Mike Hunt." You couldn't imagine my glee when the female presenter of the show read it out a couple of days afterwards.

    I know two people called Mike Hunt... I don't know why its so common round here :confused:


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    #72
    [Deleted User]
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    anti chris-t wrote: »
    would'nt know any good midget stripper clubs as i had private performances anytime i wanted

    How could anyone stoop so low?


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    #73
    TomCo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    This one time, I saw a ghost!


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    #74
    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    I bought a yorkie once and there was a wispa inside the wrapper. I swear to jesus. I wouldn't have believed it myself only I had a witness who confirmed it. They're not even made by the same company :eek:


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    #75
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    cornbb wrote: »
    I bought a yorkie once and there was a wispa inside the wrapper. I swear to jesus. I wouldn't have believed it myself only I had a witness who confirmed it. They're not even made by the same company :eek:
    Stuff like that can warp you forever....:eek:

    I knew it..! Chocolate bars have sex with each other at night...I bet the Yorkie put on the Wispa wrapper as well....:D


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    #76
    ze4400
    Registered Users Posts: 32 ✭ze4400


    scop wrote: »
    I once attended a party where an man with an axe arrived at the door to complain about the noise.

    Was that in Stillorgan beside the library by any chance?


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