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whats the best/worst chat up lines

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  • #62
    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    Do your jeans have mirrors on them?
    Coz I can see myself in your pants tonight.


  • #63
    stiff kitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭stiff kitten


    You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

    Get your coat, you have pulled

    I wish you were a door.....
    [Why?]
    So I could bang you all day


  • #64
    cardio,shoot me
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    heard this one and thought it was funny

    "hello, help me, the CIA are trying to capture my penis, i need somewhere to hide it!"

    "oh my" etc etc


  • #65
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    "You may not have been grown up on a farm but you sure know how to raise a cock"


  • #66
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    ''Nice legs , what time do they open at?''
    * slapped across face several times *

    etc.


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  • #67
    RedNiamhy
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭RedNiamhy


    I had this line used on me (it didn't work!!)

    I have this magic watch and it's telling me that you're not wearing any knickers. Is it true?

    No

    Well, it IS an hour fast.

    (he tried to blame his friends for making him use it!)


  • #68
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I bet you clocked him straight away.


  • #69
    zoology lady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭zoology lady


    I love this thread!!! just thought I'd add the last line I got fed..
    "I’m a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a interesting intelligent girl who wants to make her boyfriend jealous in order to get expensive gifts from him:D
    it didn't work, but I did talk to him for a while.


  • #70
    tommyboy2222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭tommyboy2222


    My name is Ryan Tubridy.


  • #71
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    So, are you butch or femme :pac:!


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  • #72
    Elliemental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    I only ever get really corny chat up lines.
    'i like that dress, it'll look great on my bedroom floor'.
    A guy actually said that to me.


  • #73
    iHeartRyanAdams
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭iHeartRyanAdams


    god you don't sweat much for a fat lass!


  • #74
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    I bet you clocked him straight away.

    As a man, I must say that you really have to watch out for seriously sleazy lads in this country.


  • #75
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I'd spot them in a second Frada.
    I detest chat up lines that are sleazy tbh.


  • #76
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    kwestfan08 wrote: »
    "You may not have been grown up on a farm but you sure know how to raise a cock"

    That's hilarious!

    I'm using that on some guy! :pac:


  • #77
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You're going to use that on some GUY??


  • #78
    homerun_homer
    Registered Users Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    Guy "I don't know who my dad is"
    Girl "Why are you telling me?"
    Guy "Cause I hear girls love bastards"


  • #79
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Guy: Those jeans look very tight, how do you get into them?

    Girl: Well you can start by buying me a drink !!

    Used this one last year on hols very drunk at the time dont know where it came from...

    Me: Hey, ya got your bullet proof vest on ??

    Girl: Ehm why?

    Me: "Cos the guns are out tonight ! (i tensed my arms)

    Got a few laughs out of it

    At Oxegen last year.." so, your tent or mine?"


  • #80
    Mac Masters
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Mac Masters


    Is your dad a terrorist, cause your da bomb! :cool:


  • #81
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Also on hols last year in the club i had noticed the tag still on my shorts. Inspired by my mates story of his mate who brought a peg out with him one night..i decided to do my own version.

    I walked upto girls tuckin at their bra-straps, tops ect. and said em think ya forgot to take the tag off..they were morto:eek: ha ha met at least 12 girls that night with that tag...Has anybody else tried this one? its dynamite !!


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  • #82
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    holy my jacket love i'm going for a sh*t


  • #83
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users Posts: 5,777 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    dylano_k wrote: »
    Also on hols last year in the club i had noticed the tag still on my shorts. Inspired by my mates story of his mate who brought a peg out with him one night..i decided to do my own version.

    I walked upto girls tuckin at their bra-straps, tops ect. and said em think ya forgot to take the tag off..they were morto:eek: ha ha met at least 12 girls that night with that tag...Has anybody else tried this one? its dynamite !!

    Surely if you were caught untucking them, you'd get a slap?


  • #84
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    Surely if you were caught untucking them, you'd get a slap?

    No they obviously were too embarassed to do anythin at 1st even sayin OMG thanks scarrrleeettt !!! Best pick-up line without saying a word !! I recommend it for anyone !


  • #85
    Porkpie
    Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up


  • #86
    Starman07
    Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭Starman07


    Guy "Hey, do you want to dance?"
    Girl "Yes"
    Guy "Cool, go dance over there while i talk to your friend....."


  • #87
    here.from.day.1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭here.from.day.1


    dylano_k wrote: »
    No they obviously were too embarassed to do anythin at 1st even sayin OMG thanks scarrrleeettt !!! Best pick-up line without saying a word !! I recommend it for anyone !

    Would a quick look at the label not give it away?? I mean shes probably gone out and bought a *popular womens clothing brand* top, I think she gonna cop when she reads Dunnes or Pennys on the label your holding..? :pac:


  • #88
    Porkpie
    Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    Sit on my face.


  • #89
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Shout "OIY" and pint at your crouch when she looks.


  • #90
    RoxyHart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭RoxyHart


    Some hum-dingers:

    Nice legs, what time do they open?

    My face is leaving in 5 mins, be sure to be on it.

    How old are you, cos you sure don't look old :rolleyes:


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  • #91
    PK2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Want to put the sensual back in non consensual?


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