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OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread

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  • #182
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Marty McFly wrote: »
    This healthy eating lark is hard work, normally on a hungover day like today with a night shift looming a few hours away I'd wake up wallow in self pity then go down and make something that can be shoved in a microwave or frozen and into the oven, then take away in work around twelve.

    Today instead I just got up made two home made turkey burgers 4 home made beef burgers, a bowl of whole grain pasta, a smoothie and packed away chilli rice cakes, philadelphia light, smoked salmon, protein bar, pesto sauce and im probably forgetting something. Now I get to relax for five minute before I get ready for work.

    You fat fcuk. :pac:


  • #183
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    You fat fcuk. :pac:


    Such a charmer :P.


  • #184
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Marty McFly wrote: »
    Such a charmer :P.

    That's why everyone loves me. :p


  • #185
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    That's why everyone loves me. :p


    There only lying :P


  • #186
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Marty McFly wrote: »
    There only lying :P

    I'm going to kick your head in on Thursday. :)


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  • #187
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    I'm going to kick your head in on Thursday. :)


    With them ickle legs youll be hard pushed to kick my head in :P:).


  • #188
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Marty McFly wrote: »
    With them ickle legs youll be hard pushed to kick my head in :P:).

    My legs aren't little! :mad: Plus, it's simple. When I open the door to get in your car, I kick you instead of getting in the car. You'll be sitting down, so you'll be at easy kicking level.


    ......I think about kicking you too much. :o


  • #189
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    My legs aren't little! :mad: Plus, it's simple. When I open the door to get in your car, I kick you instead of getting in the car. You'll be sitting down, so you'll be at easy kicking level.


    ......I think about kicking you too much. :o

    And knowing you if you try that youll just end up banging your head of the car door falling backwards tripping over a kerb and landing on your ass :p.


  • #190
    Adiboo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    I'm going to kick your head in on Thursday. :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcfhWuxF5R4


  • #191
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Marty McFly wrote: »
    And knowing you if you try that youll just end up banging your head of the car door falling backwards tripping over a kerb and landing on your ass :p.

    I am not that fúcking clumsy! :mad:

    I AM strapped up from hurting my wrist last night, though. :o:o:o


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  • #192
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    I am not that fúcking clumsy! :mad:

    I AM strapped up from hurting my wrist last night, though. :o:o:o

    Must....... not........ make..... rude...... joke...

    /explodes


  • #193
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Must....... not........ make..... rude...... joke...

    /explodes

    Píss off. :pac: I walked into a barrier at the RDS at the match. :o


  • #194
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Píss off. :pac: I walked into a barrier at the RDS at the match. :o

    Sure... a "barrier" at the "RDS" ;) I get ya ;)


  • #195
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Sure... a "barrier" at the "RDS" ;) I get ya ;)

    Marty was nowhere near me, therefore it was a genuine clumsy thing, not anything dirty. :p

    I'm not the one who announced that she was in bed with another boardsie, ffs. :p


  • #196
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Marty was nowhere near me, therefore it was a genuine clumsy thing, not anything dirty. :p

    I'm not the one who announced that she was in bed with another boardsie, ffs. :p

    Who said anything about bed?? :confused: We were in an actual sack!


  • #197
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Who said anything about bed?? :confused: We were in an actual sack!

    Ahhhh. That makes so much more sense. :pac:



    I bet you were near some kind of sack, anyway. ;)


  • #198
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Ahhhh. That makes so much more sense. :pac:



    I bet you were near some kind of sack, anyway. ;)

    Cow :o


  • #199
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Cow :o

    <3;)


  • #200
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    DSCF2124.jpg


  • #201
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    Damo's gonna have a conniption when he sees this last page :p

    Crispy ducky pancakey. Feel like moving to China so I can turn chinese into food :pac:


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  • #202
    Just Like Heaven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,132 ✭✭✭Just Like Heaven


    Sexual tension in this thread..... Too much for Damo :pac:


  • #203
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    DSCF2124.jpg

    I was using innuendo rather than full on pervy comments, but I'll be good. :o


  • #204
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    fewtinsoffroth wrote: »
    Sexual tension in this thread..... Too much for Damo :pac:

    Yeah sorry, there's so much sexual chemistry between me and CC, we just can't contain it. It all started at the beers.... :pac:


  • #205
    Just Like Heaven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,132 ✭✭✭Just Like Heaven


    Oh don't worry I totally get off on it don't mind it :pac:


  • #206
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Yeah sorry, there's so much sexual chemistry between me and CC, we just can't contain it. It all started at the beers.... :pac:

    Stupid sexy beers.

    You know Orim, in China they just call Chinese food 'food'!


  • #207
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,865 ✭✭✭✭January


    I thought the Chinese people ate all chicken claws and stuff like that... I know the restaurants on Parnell St have a completely separate menu for when Chinese people go in!

    Driving is so awesome... I learned how to drive 6 years ago but got a bad knock when a driver nearly took my off the road on my first time out without an instructor, my partner was with me. I haven't been able to drive since, until this week :D Got sick of having to rely on other people to ferry myself and the three kids around... so off out I went again and have been driving since... the only thing I have a problem with is using my mirrors... it just feels unnatural to me...


  • #208
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Congrats on driving again! :)


  • #209
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,865 ✭✭✭✭January


    Thank you :D I won't be out on my own for a good while but at least I'm doing it now.


  • #210
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    January wrote: »
    I thought the Chinese people ate all chicken claws and stuff like that... I know the restaurants on Parnell St have a completely separate menu for when Chinese people go in!

    They do eat loads of stuff that we wouldn't order here but it's all super delicious.

    Congrats on the driving.

    I've been watching a load of White Collar and Breaking Bad recently and despite the fact that I can't stand them, hats are fricking awesome.


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  • #211
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    The fact that you were able to do it at all is fantastic. :) Take your time and you'll be back out on your own soon enough. :)


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