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Dear God. Soeone get me out of this meeting.

  • 14-07-2009 10:44pm
    #1
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm taking minutes. It's long and it's boring and it's going on and on and on and peopel are bull****ting (my Jesus, continentials can BULL****)

    Someone please shoot me. Now.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    At least you have a job.....................:D


  • #3
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    Get them all to have an Idea Shower


  • #4
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,057 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    What do you work at Ikky?


  • #5
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fake a heart attack.


  • #6
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I'm not at work! It's a voluntary thing!!

    I like Abigayle's idea, but one of them is a doctor.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #7
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    If it's voluntary swear at them in Irish because it's a continental


  • #8
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    pretend you got a fever and start snorting like a pig


  • #9
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'm not at work! It's a voluntary thing!!

    I like Abigayle's idea, but one of them is a doctor.
    So kill the doctor first. :rolleyes:


  • #10
    Agent J
    Registered Users Posts: 1,909 ✭✭✭Agent J


    *loads crossbow*


  • #11
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    BuzzWord Bingo:

    http://mobilefreon.com/products/buzzword/dilbert-buzzword.jpeg


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  • #12
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,057 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    [...]voluntary thing!![...]

    Well theres your problem!


  • #13
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Tell 'em, you couldn't give a Continental.

    /gets coat...


  • #14
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    BOHF - too much preperation.

    They're going to know when the get the minutes anywya and find large chunks of stuff missing.

    Can I borrow that cross bow?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #15
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    You're not getting paid for it, so sneak off and log onto boards.;)


  • #16
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'm not at work! It's a voluntary thing!!

    Then do a Brummy. Just leave ;)


  • #17
    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Say you want to leave. It's voluntary. It's not like you'll lose your job.


  • #18
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Whosbetter? wrote: »
    Tell 'em, you couldn't give a Continental.

    /gets coat...
    Shuts door on Whosbetter being careful not to hit him on the way out.


  • #19
    Emily Maria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭Emily Maria


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'm taking minutes. It's long and it's boring and it's going on and on and on and peopel are bull****ting (my Jesus, continentials can BULL****)

    Someone please shoot me. Now.

    Are you for real???


  • #20
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    If you're in the private sector - Be glad you have a job, work harder :mad:
    If you're in the public sector - Taxpayers money pays for your wages, work harder, damn you :mad:
    If you're self employed -Why are you having a meeting? :confused:


  • #21
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    galwayrush wrote: »
    You're not getting paid for it, so sneak off and log onto boards.;)

    Eh... hello??!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #22
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Eh... hello??!

    See.You had the answer all along.;)


  • #23
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Not even boards can save me. It's that bad. Crossbow...?

    I'm hoping no one's going to read the minutes anyway, so I might just get away with it.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #24
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Give us your mobile we will ring you with an *emergency*

    works for crap first dates.


  • #25
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Trinity wrote: »
    Give us your mobile we will ring you with an *emergency*

    works for crap first dates.

    Damn. Don;t have it with me. Would even by willing to post the nbumber on boarsd - I'm that desperate.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #26
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Shut up and do your job Ceann Comhairle!

    God bless us.....Bloody lazy politicians! :mad:


  • #27
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Damn. Don;t have it with me. Would even by willing to post the nbumber on boarsd - I'm that desperate.


    Dont worry about it with typos like that they wont understand a fcuking word of the minutes anyway :pac:

    Just kidding :D


  • #28
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Have a chlymidia attack. Simply stand up, cross your legs, hold your crotch in both hands and fall to the ground screaming about how it burns ;)


  • #29
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Just replace the missing bits with quotes from The Cuckoo's Nest and The ThunderDome.
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    BOHF - too much preperation.

    They're going to know when the get the minutes anywya and find large chunks of stuff missing.

    Can I borrow that cross bow?


  • #30
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    If you really want to end the meeting right now just p*ss yourself, crying helps. You'll be ushered out in no time and not too many question will be asked.

    Up to you really.


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  • #31
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Just replace the missing bits with quotes from The Cuckoo's Nest and The ThunderDome.

    I like that. Send us a copy :)


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