Which nationality "would ya"?

I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
I ****ed her once, I ****ed her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this women from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, “Aiiiiieeee!”
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, “I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me.”
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

jumpguy wrote: »

For a man who's had sex with so much people of different nationalities, I'd have thought your geography would be better.

For a start I thought a person so pedantic would employ better grammar.

And secondly take it to Afroman not me.

I've met a couple of Lithuanian girls lately and each have been absolute gems. Personality wise they are so nice.

Although girls from the Villinus, the capital are a bit nuts.

Went out with a girl from Latvia for 3 years and she was really nice too. She really looked after me