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How to propose to me burd

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  • #32
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Get her really drunk and glue the ring to her forehead. Then write 'will you marry me?' on her bathroom mirror and play the waiting game.
    She'll love it.

    Nearly perfect. Just need to change it to "MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"


  • #33
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Dont ruin your life. Dump her and join a band.


  • #34
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Bob the Seducer wrote: »
    Naked...

    Naked, wearing a bow tie.
    Ah. Good old Frank Butcher.


  • #35
    annie19
    Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭annie19


    I'm hoping this is smwone taking the mick , otherwise, ive lost all faith in men.


  • #36
    annie19
    Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭annie19


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Ah. Good old Frank Butcher.
    good one, u ere on d ball :rolleyes:


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  • #37
    BLACKEN
    Registered Users Posts: 158 ✭✭BLACKEN


    Haha if this actually works out i dread to think of the awkwardness when little sally asks mammy and daddy how they got married!


  • #38
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    have you considered a fake tiger kidnapping?


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    annie19 wrote: »
    I'm hoping this is smwone taking the mick , otherwise, ive lost all faith in men.

    I don't understand why women repeatedly say this, one guy makes a gross statement of possible intent and suddenly all men are tarred with the same brush.

    Should I lose all faith in women since I saw a rather heavy-set woman pissing her self while passed out in a town square a few weeks back?


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,381 ✭ [Deleted User]


    When are you proposing darko?


  • #41
    Blindside87
    Registered Users Posts: 192 ✭✭Blindside87


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I don't understand why women repeatedly say this, one guy makes a gross statement of possible intent and suddenly all men are tarred with the same brush.

    Should I lose all faith in women since I saw a rather heavy-set woman pissing her self while passed out in a town square a few weeks back?

    Ya slagging me moth?


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  • #42
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    I demand a poll!


  • #43
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    I demand pics !!


  • #44
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    bring her out for a champagne lunch. two days later after she uses the jacks put the ring in the toilet when asks about it say 'yeah, remember that glass of champagne you had the other day?'


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    When are you proposing darko?

    To the fat bitch, well I think the drunk guy standing over her discretely rubbing one-off all ready did.


  • #46
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Promise to "take her away from all this" and then move to Limerick.


  • #47
    Sound Bite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 788 ✭✭✭Sound Bite


    Ten out of ten for originality OP!

    But just remember most women love telling the "proposal" story to their friends, colleagues, family, stranger ons the bus, future children etc. Just about everyone really.

    Wonder how many people she'd be happy to tell about option number 2?

    Good luck either way and make sure you let us know how it goes!


  • #48
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    What is the best way ( romantic ) to propose to me burd


    Bash her noggin in with a blunt instrument(no not that!) and drag her to the nearest cave.Amnesia is always a good start to a marriage.


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