Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

1huge1 · 01-09-2014 8:01pm

I remember when I worked as a barman in graz, austria.

There was a 24hr kebab shop. Made kebabs like this http://thedonerking.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/16943.jpg

I'm ashamed to say how often I had these for breakfast...lunch...and dinner...in the same day :-) back when my metabolism could handle such an attack.

Its their fault, they were only €1.50 and delicious.

Being older and kebabs costing at least €4 in Ireland has slowed down my consumption of them.

Long Gone · 07-09-2014 3:55pm

A wh**es breakfast : A cup of coffee and a fag.

chupacabra · 25-10-2014 9:12am

4 big clonakilty puddings chopped up, deep fried and eaten out of a wok

Kevin the Kid · 29-10-2014 9:23am

chupacabra wrote: »

4 big clonakilty puddings chopped up, deep fried and eaten out of a wok

And that just for starters? Did you pat the pudding down with a paper cloth before you ate them (joke).

I see in another thread you say you said

Back when I drank only beer it was around 8 beers a night. Now I start my evening with 2 beers followed by around 700ml of rum. Still functional.

I hope you are doing ok. It sounds like you're not heading in a very good direction.(not a joke)

If you want you could try something new. Turn things around.

jeanrose770 · 29-10-2014 4:09pm

A big greasy bacon sandwich covered in pepperjack cheese and sautéed onions. Made with about 1/2 lb of bacon and no shame! YUMMMMMMEHHH!

susanlinda823 · 29-10-2014 4:51pm

Left over pizza from the night before cooked into an omlette with more cheese of course. And bacon.

irish_goat · 29-10-2014 4:57pm

Have had the Wetherspoons large breakfast, clocks in at around 1,500 calories.

Plastic Cavanman · 09-02-2015 11:21am

Recently had two McDonald's double cheeseburgers microwaved the next morning. Not bad really.

Gloomtastic! · 09-02-2015 11:55am

Plastic Cavanman wrote: »

Recently had two McDonald's double cheeseburgers microwaved the next morning. Not bad really.

Oh yes it is!

Plastic Cavanman · 09-02-2015 2:45pm

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

Oh yes it is!

I'm still alive though!

Luke92 · 09-02-2015 2:52pm

Basically a very large full Irish! I'm talking 4 rashers, 4 sausages, 3 fried eggs, 2 hash browns, 2 white and 2 black pudding, fried mushrooms and tomatoes and a separate bowl of beans all with 2 slices of fried bread and 4 slices of toast. Washed down with a pot of tea and 2 cans of coke.

And I ate most of it. Everyday for a week in Spain! Don't know how I still have a heart beat!

Red Wolf · 15-02-2015 10:28pm

Beef & Tomato Pot Noodle made with Beer.

Plastic Cavanman · 22-02-2015 2:20am

not breakfast but I just had a peanut butter sandwich with slightly moldy bread. Hope I don't die in the night.

hank scorpio89 · 23-02-2015 4:49am

i went through a phase of making a breakfast burger ..which consisted of a a burger with bacon fried egg onion and spread pudding on the toasted buns needles to say i gain quite a belly after a while

i once ate a doner kebab that i found next to my bed the morning after having a few sherries i ate it cold felt great for about half an hour until i sharted myself in the shower( best place i guess)

Mesrine65 · 28-02-2015 5:31pm

Left over chimichanga's with Tequila chaser's

Poor Uncle Tom · 03-03-2015 10:33pm

A cold snack box I found at the front door,

I had left it down a few hours earlier to get my key to let myself in, the amount of concentration I had to muster to open the door put the food out of my mind.......:p

spongebob89 · 03-03-2015 10:37pm

Luke92 wrote: »

Basically a very large full Irish! I'm talking 4 rashers, 4 sausages, 3 fried eggs, 2 hash browns, 2 white and 2 black pudding, fried mushrooms and tomatoes and a separate bowl of beans all with 2 slices of fried bread and 4 slices of toast. Washed down with a pot of tea and 2 cans of coke.

And I ate most of it. Everyday for a week in Spain! Don't know how I still have a heart beat!

Because rashers eggs are actually good for you

the saturated fat myths have been busted! Tea mushrooms tomato allllll gooood

Into The Blue · 03-03-2015 10:38pm

Jar of nutella

Roosterreid · 05-03-2015 8:44am

Re-heated leftovers aside..... definitely a fry up in the USA topped off with a slice of pecan pie and cream. I felt sick afterwards, but man, was it good!

SepTomBer · 10-03-2015 8:10am

Beer and gin

Vernonymous · 13-03-2015 10:42am

Coke and chips

Plastic Cavanman · 23-03-2015 1:59pm

I just had two sausage McMuffins.

MadYaker · 23-03-2015 1:59pm

Beer.

syklops · 23-03-2015 2:26pm

Probably the most unhealthy breakfast you can have is no breakfast at all. A sin I commit regularly. Then your 2pm meeting gets moved to 1pm and you dont get a lunch. Then its 4pm and you have a hunger pain and low energy. Next thing you know its 6pm and your in a pub waiting for a pint to settle and you realise a pint of guinness is technically your breakfast that day. :eek:

Yep, I've done that.

rosb · 28-04-2015 9:53pm

Plum Pudding and ice cream - the pudding was gently heated under the grill.... yum

Selection Box

Terrys Chocolate Orange

MadYaker · 28-04-2015 11:48pm

If we don't count drugs and alcohol, then probably ice cream is the most unhealthy breakfast ive had.

Cody montana · 02-05-2015 11:58pm

Drugs of the back of a dirty toilet in a cubicle at 8 in the morn.

colosus1908 · 13-05-2015 8:29am

Beans from night before, with cheese....aim was just to fill my stomach, not "eat".

Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

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