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Is Atheism an Ice Cream?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,828 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Christianity:

    Orange-Heaven--13397.jpg

    Atheism:

    IceCreamStick.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    phutyle wrote: »
    Maybe it's my phone but that looks like a neat-o naked sexy lady in the christianity ice cream.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,828 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Jernal wrote: »
    Maybe it's my phone but that looks like a neat-o naked sexy lady in the christianity ice cream.

    It seems that your magical phone is performing transubstantimasturbation.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    phutyle wrote: »
    It seems that your magical phone is performing transubstantimasturbation.

    transubstantimasturbation

    Word of the year.








    I am so jealous I didn't think of it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    phutyle wrote: »
    Jernal wrote: »
    Maybe it's my phone but that looks like a neat-o naked sexy lady in the christianity ice cream.

    It seems that your magical phone is performing transubstantimasturbation.
    I'm supposed to eat and drink what comes out!? :eek:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭RichieO


    I like ice-cream cos it tastes good, I don't like atheism cos it was all that was left after I negated all religions, agnosticism was never an option after fence collapsed...

    So enjoy your ice-cream now, cos it melts pretty quick in hell....


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    RichieO wrote: »
    I like ice-cream cos it tastes good, I don't like atheism cos it was all that was left after I negated all religions, agnosticism was never an option after fence collapsed...

    So enjoy your ice-cream now, cos it melts pretty quick in hell....
    If ice cream can melt in hell then there must be a temperature gradient in hell. With the right heat engine we chill local regions of hell to our needs. Maybe even channel the excess heat towards heaven in the form of a pulse death ray!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,828 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Jernal wrote: »
    I'm supposed to eat and drink what comes out!? :eek:

    Do this in mammary of me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    phutyle wrote: »
    Do this in mammary of me.

    Ye guys & gals just crack me up sometimes ......


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Kivaro wrote: »
    phutyle wrote: »
    Do this in mammary of me.

    Ye guys & gals just crack me up sometimes ......

    HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THE HOLY ICE CREAM WAFERS WE EAT ARE JUST CRACKERS!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,198 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Jernal wrote: »
    Kivaro wrote: »
    phutyle wrote: »
    Do this in mammary of me.

    Ye guys & gals just crack me up sometimes ......

    HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THE HOLY ICE CREAM WAFERS WE EAT ARE JUST CRACKERS!!!
    One would need to be crackers indeed to make such an insinuation....


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    endacl wrote: »
    One would need to be crackers indeed to make such an insinuation....

    I like paté on crackers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,828 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I like paté on crackers.

    Pâté Noster, qui es in caelis...

    christ-on-a-cracker.jpeg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Christianity would have kept my attention for far longer if that bland bloody wafer came with some ice cream.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Newsflash: Nun Provocatively Flirts with Atheism

    207271.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Durty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    She has technique.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    From here, it seems that our friend above is not the only nun to partake of the pleasures of the flesh:

    208816.jpg

    Caption, anybody?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭oldrnwisr


    robindch wrote: »
    From here, it seems that our friend above is not the only nun to partake of the pleasures of the flesh:

    208816.jpg

    Caption, anybody?



    Mmmm... sacrilicious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Ahaha, look, Fr. Billy has his willy out again!"


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