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Girls, do you crotch-watch?

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  • #62
    Nightwish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    fonpokno wrote: »
    :confused: I have never once crotch watched... I didn't realise this was something anyone did? It's never even crossed my mind!

    My sentiments exactly! Should I be doing it because it wouldnt be something I'd be entirely comfortable with :confused:


  • #63
    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    I've caught a few women (and men for that matter! :eek:) at it. At least the women are a bit more subtle, but I think they're becoming less and less so!
    Zaph wrote: »
    I don't know if you were around for the whole sleaze debate that we had going on recently about the picture threads, but it's something that many of the ladies here have genuine concerns about

    I think there's an obvious difference between sleazy remarks specifically directed at an individual (because of their photo) and a general tongue-in-cheek post (in a thread which, after all, is about cocks) TBH.

    I'm sure this forum can be a pain to moderate at times, but might you admit to a tendency to be over-enthusiastic? It's not 'Humanities' after all.


  • #64
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Yes :D I think it may be my unevolved animal instincts! And I often wonder what lies beneath... :o

    Jamie Rednapp was presenting some soccer coverage today - he was sitting in such away that crotch watching was unavoidable. Legs as far a part as possible in a stance as if he had something to prove thas just not attractive!


  • #65
    jane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭jane86


    Yes, I use to do it all the time in my teens. :o I havin't done it purposely in a while.

    I remember catching a guy in my class in college boob watch me and pointed out that I had seen him. :D


  • #66
    Pyr0
    Registered Users Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    I reckon its on par with men ass watching it's just that wimmen never talk about it !


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  • #67
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Ive caught two girls who are good friends do it to me in the last few weeks.

    Should I buy clown trousers for extra room?


  • #68
    Dave5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭Dave5


    Pyr0 wrote: »
    I reckon its on par with men ass watching it's just that wimmen never talk about it !
    Men boob and ass watch all of the time, we are masters of doing it when good-looking women don't realise it....

    ...i recall i saw a letter in a early morning edition of a Dublin newspaper last month, were a woman was complaining that two guys were having a good look down her top, while she was standing up on the Luas, one morning....

    ...you're right saying women never talk about it, but most men are always at it.
    I do it, i won't lie...and no i'm not a pervert...if it's there i'm always going to look, can't help it.


  • #69
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    pseudonym1 wrote: »

    Jamie Rednapp was presenting some soccer coverage today - he was sitting in such away that crotch watching was unavoidable.

    Anything to distract you from his woeful 'punditry'.


  • #70
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,055 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    I'll have a peek if it's worth it...


  • #71
    hughes2558
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭hughes2558


    beertons wrote: »
    I'll have a peek if it's worth it...

    How will you know if its worth it or not before you do have a peek..:P


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  • #72
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Anything to distract you from his woeful 'punditry'.

    Oh I didn't actually listin to him! Just watched :D


  • #73
    Miss Fluff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Yes my eyes are invariably drawn to the crotch area. If I see them and happen to think they are attractive, eyes always gravitate from face to crotch. Have been caught doing this on a number of occasions which is slightly embarrassing, especially as recently I did it to my male boss without realising. He was giving a presentation, my mind wandered, as did my eyes, and he clocked me doing it. Cringe.


  • #74
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    Yes my eyes are invariably drawn to the crotch area. If I see them and happen to think they are attractive, eyes always gravitate from face to crotch. Have been caught doing this on a number of occasions which is slightly embarrassing, especially as recently I did it to my male boss without realising. He was giving a presentation, my mind wandered, as did my eyes, and he clocked me doing it. Cringe.
    i bet this year you will be up for promotion


  • #75
    SeekUp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭SeekUp


    No crotch-watching for me, unless I'm using public transportation and some guy's got his legs spread. Then it's a crotch-watch coupled with a there-are-other-people-who-might-want-to-sit look.
    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Women boob-watch too.

    Yeah, I do this far more often. Boobs are out there, easier to see and compare how we all display them. :p


  • #76
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    I crotch watch. And Bum watch. And face watch. And shoe watch. And Clothes watch.

    Chewie <3's the menz.

    :D


  • #77
    Alicat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    If the guys can boob/ass-watch I don't see why we can't check them out every so often...admittedly I only ever crotch-watch hot guys. And it's only ever a quick glimpse! No blatant staring, too easy to get caught :o


  • #78
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Alicat wrote: »
    If the guys can boob/ass-watch I don't see why we can't check them out every so often...admittedly I only ever crotch-watch hot guys. And it's only ever a quick glimpse! No blatant staring, too easy to get caught :o
    All the better if u crotch watch a hot guy and get caught! ;)


  • #79
    Alicat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    ChewChew wrote: »
    All the better if u crotch watch a hot guy and get caught! ;)

    Not if you've a boyfriend! :pac: Ssssshhhhh!!! :o


  • #80
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    I have a friend who is one of these fidgety self adjusters.
    If we are having a long conversation, I catch myself glaring at his crotch in anticipation of his bad manners.


  • #81
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I I catch myself glaring at his crotch in anticipation of his bad manners.

    I hate when men exit the lavatories still adjusting their zippers. Proof of optional attitudes to hand washing, as well as bad manners.


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  • #82
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Not necessarily, could just be a double check before heading back into the room/bar. Why is it bad manners though?


  • #83
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Fumbling at one's fork is never good manners.:pac:


  • #84
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Not necessarily, could just be a double check before heading back into the room/bar. Why is it bad manners though?

    Handling one's delicate items in public isn't exactly decorus, is it? If I did it I'd probably be arrested.
    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Fumbling at one's fork is never good manners.:pac:

    Well put Myles. :)


  • #85
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    Handling one's delicate items in public isn't exactly decorus, is it? If I did it I'd probably be arrested.


    No one would arrest you if you did it. In any case, which is worse, flying low or a quick once over?


  • #86
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    brianthebard wrote: »
    No one would arrest you if you did it. In any case, which is worse, flying low or a quick once over?

    But its rarely a once over, its usually (the ones I notice anyway) a full-on fiddle, complete with satisfied expression...


  • #87
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,268 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Well a good readjustment is very satisfying.


  • #88
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    But its rarely a once over, its usually (the ones I notice anyway) a full-on fiddle, complete with satisfied expression...

    I see girls doing the same thing with their bras though...


  • #89
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Fumbling at one's fork is never good manners.:pac:

    But you need the fork to put the meat back in line.

    Sometimes its easy to forget if you've zipped up or not.


  • #90
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Zaph wrote: »
    Well a good readjustment is very satisfying.

    No doubt. But at what point does a readjustment descend into something a little more um, satisfying?
    brianthebard wrote: »
    I see girls doing the same thing with their bras though...

    No, no, no, we don't fiddle with the contents, although occasionally the straps may need adjustment.
    Rabies wrote: »
    Sometimes its easy to forget if you've zipped up or not.

    No, not buying that, if I can remember if its all encased as it should be, and so should any man.


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  • #91
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,268 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    No doubt. But at what point does a readjustment descend into something a little more um, satisfying?

    Well there's a hell of a difference between a spot of readjustment and going off half-cocked. If you're that easily excitable you probably shouldn't be allowed out in polite company. :)


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