OwaynOTT was grand to slag me if hadn't asked me to do him a favor, Retr0 already knows this too well
I tell you a TLDR story:
[Retr0 knows who this is], someone years ago, had all these stupid ideas about second hand shops, so I brought him into a shop with me and made a show of it me, claiming he'd gotten head lice from the shop, not from anyone in there, from the clothes.
He itched for hours and told everyone about it. It wasn't so bad he needed to buy the shampoo because he was that tight he wouldn't take it that far and wouldn't let anyone look at his head either.
He'd gotten a cold shortly after this and claimed it was the consumption from said second hand shop. He was fine to go in when he needed a new coat cheap but otherwise he's stand outside and shudder, whine and itch. His whole family believed him like.
This, is true.