"Dublin Housewives"...would you appear on something like this?

I just know I am going to throw something at the tele when I watch this........


*well actually I mean laptop I have no tele

I don't think there is anything more I hate in this world than TV3 :mad:

FatherLen wrote: »

Mum to baby Thor, Virginia with her partner Kaste

baby thor???

virginia and kaste had stupid names so now their child must!

Maybe they had one of those "If this page gets one million likes I will name my child Thor/Batman/Megatron" Facebook groups. Seems like an attention whorey please pay attention to me I can't justify or validate my own existence type of thing their ilk would do.

Grand sure, no problem at all with this. Damn straight they can come into my home and film me and my life, put it on the telly and make me a supastarr!

I can even give you all a little preview:

08:30 Roll outta bed groaning. Light up first fag of the day.
08:35 Take off "sleeping" pyjamas. Put on fresh pyjamas.
08:40 Bang on Jaycinta and Anto's bedroom doors to get them up for school. Have sneaky second fag of the day before it all kicks off.
08:45 Reheat last night's Dominos for Jaycinta and Anto's breakfast.
08:50 Stagger up to the school gates with the kiddies.
09:00 Natter with the other local mums at the school gate about that posho b*tch who thinks she's all better than us like coz she wear heels to drop the kids off! What a cow like! I'll spit on her if she tries to talk to me.
09:30 Arrive back home. Watch a bit of Jeremy Kyle. Have fifth and sixth fags of the day.
10:30 Shuffle off to the Post Office to collect my dole and children's benefit. Have a natter with other local mums about how expensive the kids' school books are. Disgrace of a country it is. Won't someone think of the children? and all.
12:00 Stop off for bottle of vodka and fags in Dunnes/Tesco.
12:30 Arrive back home. Watch a bit of Loose Woman. Have ninth fag of the day.

I'll stop there so as not to ruin it for everybody. Yis'll have to watch the show. Now, where can I get in touch with "Now" or "Heat" or something so I can tell them about what happened to me when I was eight years old?

My Ma was a Dublin Housewife - you'd want to see the way she could scrub the front step and go to the shops for milk and bread!

dmcronin wrote: »

Christ one of thems got a kid called 'Thor', will the next one be Spiderman?

Baldur, possibly.

heard the danelle one getting interviewed on tioday fm, apparently Lisa was there too but only managed about 2 words in the 10 minutes

she was on the news too and made it a massive point to tell everyone that she is financially independant thinks being called a female Simon Cowell is a good thing and that she isn't looking for brains in a guy as she has brains enough for 3.

She can f*ck right off