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Glitching songs

DANNY2014 · 2015-07-26 00:26:13

Gonna start this cause Davey my fleeca partner has left me and I dunno what else to do... (glitching songs idea not stolen from keshAm) If you leave me now you'll take away the biggest glitch of me ooo ooo ooo ooooo panto please don't go if you leave me now you'll take away the very glitch of me ooo ooo ooo ooooo panto…

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26-07-2015 1:26am

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DANNY2014

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Gonna start this cause Davey my fleeca partner has left me and I dunno what else to do...
(glitching songs idea not stolen from keshAm)

If you leave me now you'll take away the biggest glitch of me ooo ooo ooo ooooo panto please don't go
if you leave me now you'll take away the very glitch of me ooo ooo ooo ooooo panto please don't go

A dupe like ours is a dupe that's hard to find
How could we let 48minute bypass slip away
We've come to far to louis it all behind
how could we heist this way
when tomorrow comes we'll both regret that it's patched today

Cause I need millions more than you'll ever know

If you leave me now you'll take away the biggest glitch of me ooo ooo ooo ooooo panto please don't go
if you leave me now you'll take away the very glitch of me ooo ooo ooo ooooo panto please don't go

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#2 26-07-2015 4:44am
TacoMan

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"It must've been glitsch, but it's over now;
It must've been glitsch, but they patched it somehow.. "

"Hello. Is it 'Glitsch' you're lookin for?"
- Hello, by Lionel Glitchie

"Dupe the Pantos, let them know it's Glitsch-mas time!"
- Louis-Aid

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#3 26-07-2015 8:46am
KeshFM93

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Hahahahahaha , LEGEND !!!!

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#4 26-07-2015 9:11am
KeshFM93

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Hello glitchmas, my old friend,
I've come to dupe pantos with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was duping,
And the glitch that was planted in my garage
Still remains
Within the sound of pantos

Simon duppington and Louis von garfunkel

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#5 26-07-2015 9:41am
DANNY2014

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Another glitch hangs lowly
Karin rebels will soon be taken
and the patches caused such silence
who is Louis mistaken

But you see it's not fudge it's not my glisch Louis in your head in your head
boardsies glitching

With their tanks and their proximitys and their proximitys and their stickies in Frankies head in Frankies head procos crying

What's in your panto
in your panto lsc lsc lsc c c
what's in your panto
in your panto lsc lsc lsc c c o o o

Another gator glitch open
dupe is taken over
When the patches cause such silence
rockstar game services unavailable

Its the same ole glitch since 2013
in your panto in your panto daveys dying

Have a guess??? Woo ha ha ha

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#6 26-07-2015 8:48pm
Max Mafioso

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We have all the Panto's in the world
Time enough for Glitching
To fund all the precious things
Glitches has in store

We have all the Panto's in the world
If that's all we have you will find
Glitches need nothing more

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#7 30-07-2015 2:11am
Farty88

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This ain't a GLITCH for the brokenhearted
No silent prayer for the faith departed
And I ain't gonna be just a GLITCH in the crowd
You're gonna hear STUARTS voice when he shouts PANTO out loud

It's my GLIIIITCH
It's now or never
I ain't gonna GLIIIITCH forever
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive

(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie5FINGERS said, "I did it my way"
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive
It's my GLIIIITCH

This is for the ones who stood their ground
For PROCO and PHOBOS who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake
GLITCHING ain't EASY, gotta make your own breaks

It's my GLIIIITCH
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna GLIIIITCH forever
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive

(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like KESH said, "I did it my way"
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive
'Cause it's my GLIIIITCH

You better stand tall
When DANNYS calling you out
Don't bend, don't break
GATOR don't back down

It's my GLIIIITCH
It's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna GLIIIITCH forever
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive

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#8 30-07-2015 2:58am
AngryDiMaria

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Farty88 wrote: »

This ain't a GLITCH for the brokenhearted
No silent prayer for the faith departed
And I ain't gonna be just a GLITCH in the crowd
You're gonna hear STUARTS voice when he shouts PANTO out loud

It's my GLIIIITCH
It's now or never
I ain't gonna GLIIIITCH forever
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive

(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie5FINGERS said, "I did it my way"
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive
It's my GLIIIITCH

This is for the ones who stood their ground
For PROCO and PHOBOS who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake
GLITCHING ain't EASY, gotta make your own breaks

It's my GLIIIITCH
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna GLIIIITCH forever
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive

(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like KESH said, "I did it my way"
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive
'Cause it's my GLIIIITCH

You better stand tall
When DANNYS calling you out
Don't bend, don't break
GATOR don't back down

It's my GLIIIITCH
It's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna GLIIIITCH forever
I just wanna GLIIIITCH while I'm alive

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#9 31-07-2015 11:49pm
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Spotted this in a thread on gta forums, thought it worth a share

I see trees of green, chrome adders too.
I see them go vroom, for me and not you.
And I think to myself....what a wonderful (GTA) world.

I see skies of blue and cloud servers of white
The bright billionaire days, the dark money wipes
And I think to myself, what a wonderful (GTA) world.

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the dots, of people going by
I see friends throwing stickies, saying how do you do
But they're really saying yea f*ck you.

I hear squeakers crying and I watch them blow
They'll rage much more, than I'll ever know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful (GTA) world
Yes, I think to myself what a wonderful (GTA) world.

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#10 23-08-2015 5:56am
TacoMan

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I think we are fudged now.....(fudged now)
There doesn't seem to be any dupes around
I think we are fudged now.....(fudged now)
The beeps of proximity are the only sound....

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#11 24-08-2015 1:58pm
Frankie5Angels

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Hey glitcha, go glitcha, soul glitcha, flow glitcha
Hey glitcha, go glitcha, soul glitcha, go glitcha

He met Louis down in the old Unicorn
Struttin’ his stuff on the street
He said, "Hello, hey Pho(bos), you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh

[Chorus:]
Glitchie, Glitchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Glitchie, Glitchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous glitcher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez vous glitcher avec moi?

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#12 24-08-2015 2:09pm
DANNY2014

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Frankie5Angels wrote: »

Hey glitcha, go glitcha, soul glitcha, flow glitcha
Hey glitcha, go glitcha, soul glitcha, go glitcha

He met Louis down in the old Unicorn
Struttin’ his stuff on the street
He said, "Hello, hey Pho(bos), you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh

[Chorus:]
Glitchie, Glitchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Glitchie, Glitchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous glitcher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez vous glitcher avec moi?

The best so far Francis well done sir

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#13 04-09-2015 1:38pm
TacoMan

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"I Mug Myself"
(an alternative take on The Divinyls' classic "I Touch Myself")

Verse:
"I mugged myself, I wanted to mug you.
Went into Passive Mode, now I am fudged."

Chorus:
"I don't snipe anybody else...
But when I think about you, I mug myself..."

Based on a true story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5ErM8Lh6Qc

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#14 04-09-2015 1:56pm
Farty88

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Wake up in the morning feeling like Dannybubble
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna mug this city
(Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of blackgator
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking proco on our toes, toes
Phobos Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Bryan blowing up our phones, phones
DJ Frankie5FINGERS playing our favorite CDs
Stuart Pulling up to the parties
Padraig getting a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make manwithoutshade pop
DJ blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh

Read more: Keshfm - Tick Tock Lyrics

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#15 04-09-2015 3:00pm
TacoMan

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"Glitschin on Louis' Door"

Louis, take this Panto from me...
I can't dupe it anymore....
A cold dark PATCH is being installed...
Feels like I'm glitsching on Louis' door

Glitsh, Glitsh, Glitsching on Louis' Door
GLITSCH, GLITSCH, GLITSCHIN' ON LOUIS' DOOOOOOR
OOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

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#16 04-09-2015 3:28pm
KeshFM93

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Farty88 wrote: »

Wake up in the morning feeling like Dannybubble
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna mug this city
(Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of blackgator
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking proco on our toes, toes
Phobos Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Bryan blowing up our phones, phones
DJ Frankie5FINGERS playing our favorite CDs
Stuart Pulling up to the parties
Padraig getting a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make manwithoutshade pop
DJ blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh

Read more: Keshfm - Tick Tock Lyrics

Best one yet !!!

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#17 04-09-2015 3:36pm
Farty88

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Let’s manwithoutshade and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s manwithoutshade and get it on

We got this gliiiitch to ourselves
Don't have to share with no one else
Don't keep your gliiiitches to yourself
It's karin rebel show and tell
Woah
There's dupe in your eyes
That pulls me closer
It's so subtle, I'm in trouble
But I'd love to be in trouble with you

Let’s manwithoutshade and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s manwithoutshade and get it on
You got to give it up to me
I'm screaming mercy, mercy please
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s manwithoutshade and get it on

And when you leave me all alone
I'm like a stray without a home
I'm like a dog without a gliiiitch
I just want you for my own
I got to have you babe
Woah
There's dupe in your eyes
That pulls me closer
It's so subtle, I'm in trouble
But I'd love to be in trouble with you

Let’s Manwithoutshade and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Manwithoutshade and get it on

Let’s manwithoutshade and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Manwithoutshade and get it on
You got to give it up to me
I'm screaming mercy, mercy please
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Manwithoutshade and get it on

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#18 04-09-2015 4:03pm
Max Mafioso

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Agadoo Glitch a do

Have a Gltich Glitch Glitch, push the Triangle Button, Aim and Fire
Have a Gltich Glitch Glitch, push the Y Button, Aim and Fire
To the left, to the right, get in the Street car you want to dupe.
Come and Glitch every night, sing with a Glitching melody

I met a glitching expert somewhere in Los Santos
Well he was glitching a Panto using a street car
And when I went to the glitcher, come on and teach me to glitch
he laughed and whispered to me, Shaddup…….99 Laps UTILITY

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#19 04-09-2015 5:47pm
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MOD:

All future glitching songs can be kept to the glitching thread.

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