I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

Dinxminx · 20-08-2008 11:32am

Angelina Jolie, Adriana Lima or any hot girl at all and I'm there for the orgy.

20-08-2008 11:38am

Dinxminx wrote: »

Angelina Jolie, Adriana Lima or any hot girl at all and I'm there for the orgy.

You need a bit of meat in there - may I suggest Rosie O'Donnell or Mrs Harney?

CCCP^ · 20-08-2008 11:44am

If there's a best of Boards, then this goes in it.

jprender · 20-08-2008 11:55am

0utpost31 wrote: »

Then my other friend Paddy said, "yeah I'm wrecked I'll hop in the bed too, Jimmy can stay on the couch, look at him he's bolixed, not gettin up".

Firstly, Paddy pretending to be wrecked just to get in the same bed as you was a bit sly tbh, and

Second, how wrong he was about jimmy gettin up

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 20-08-2008 11:59am

Very similar plot to a little movie called "housemates" I saw recently. I knew porn wouldn't lie to me. All my male friends trying to convince me that it doesn't happen in real life...lying bastards

rferguson · 20-08-2008 11:59am

Probably the single most funniest thread i have read in a long long time.

On a serious note... its good that you can joke about it.

I think you should defo talk to them about it

hussey · 20-08-2008 12:04pm

0utpost31 wrote: »

Or should I ask him what the fcuk was he thinkin.

He was probably thinking "every hole is a goal"

this is best thread since Jigsaw girl

ven0m · 20-08-2008 12:29pm

ninty9er wrote: »

Your friends are gay (or bi). Big whoop. They're still the same Jimmy and Paddy, except now you know something you didn't know before, like a best friend's birthday that you wouldn't have known immediately.

Act as you normally woul

except now he's seen their tools ........ once you've seen tool, there's no going back....

oriain · 20-08-2008 12:31pm

I'm sorry for the trauma OP but that is freakin' hilarious.

Although, tbh, I'd prob be just as traumatised if it happened with a guy and a girl in the same bed.

Meet them for a pint and feel free to take the mickey outta them (boom boom) Not worth losing contact over IMHO

nomorebadtown · 20-08-2008 12:38pm

ven0m wrote: »

except now he's seen their tools ........ once you've seen tool, there's no going back....

ah now, there is seeing a bit of cock and then there is seeing your two friends wacking eachother off in the bed beside you...big difference!

ninty9er wrote: »

Your friends are gay (or bi). Big whoop. They're still the same Jimmy and Paddy, except now you know something you didn't know before, like a best friend's birthday that you wouldn't have known immediately.

Act as you normally woul

nonsense.

if you discover your friends are gay/bi, thats fine. if you wake up to find them doing eachother in the same room as you, that is not cool. you can be as liberal and PC as you like but in my book, gentlemen will at least get a room before they let the juice loose.

Sean Quagmire · 20-08-2008 12:40pm

Jesus man, i pitty you. i would be mentally ruined if that happend to me.
what seems a bit weird is that they did it right beside u, making enough noise and even shaking the bed...as if to try and wake you perhaps to join in.
personnally i would do the same as you walk out in shock but id also be projectile vomiting all the way out the door.
i would never speak to them again. NEVER

ven0m · 20-08-2008 12:41pm

nomorebadtown wrote: »

ah now, there is seeing a bit of cock and then there is seeing your two friends wacking eachother off in the bed beside you...big difference!

I dunno, once you've seen your buddys tools, & then seen them go to town on them, you tend to look at your buddies a little different.

I ha a buddy whip his sack out at a friends house to prove he shaves his nuts, now none of us can look him in the face the same way without reminding him of his shorn ballsack ........ jesus, the temptation to name & shame here is overwhelming

his name is ............. just kidding

Sean Quagmire · 20-08-2008 12:48pm

they were probably just sleep **** walking...

Dinxminx · 20-08-2008 1:22pm

The risk of being caught probably turned them on more. Peoples iz kinky that weh...

Bijoux · 20-08-2008 1:34pm

jprender wrote: »

Second, how wrong he was about jimmy gettin up

Too right :pac:

0utpost31 · 20-08-2008 1:36pm

andrew wrote: »

OP, did you ever have any indication that your two mates were conducting a secret gay relationship? Or that either was gay?

Yes infact.

I had my suspicions that Jimmy was at least Bi. He has had girlfriends before, but he acts really ghey sometimes.

He used to do a lot of ghey things and had certain habits that I wont get into, just incase somebody who knows him is reading this and does an ol' 2+2 job on it.

The Dun Loaghaire fstival is getting closer, and I will be ringing them shortly, maybe today or tomorrow...

Dinxminx · 20-08-2008 1:44pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You need a bit of meat in there - may I suggest Rosie O'Donnell or Mrs Harney?

Nah.... I'm a shortie and I'm not into taller or way larger women than me.. I'd feel overwhelmed! :rolleyes:

0utpost31 · 20-08-2008 1:56pm

randylonghorn wrote: »

Actually, wait ... ye left Jimmy asleep on the couch in the sitting room! How did he end up in the bed skiing with Paddy's pole in hand?

Because it was Jimmys bed we were asleep in.

He probably woke up on the couch and made his way into his room to find two strapping young lads asleep in his bed. And then.... don't ask me how he ended up with paddys shlong in his hand.

dade · 20-08-2008 2:32pm

0utpost31 wrote: »

Went back to my mate Jimmys house, it was just three of us (males) drinkin away and the clock struck 6am and I said "f*kit jimmy I'm wrecked I'm kippin in your bed head to toe if you don't mind."

Jimmy said "yeh no worries" and conked on the couch on the spot in a sitting upright position.

Then my other friend Paddy said, "yeah I'm wrecked I'll hop in the bed too, Jimmy can stay on the couch, look at him he's bolixed, not gettin up".

I looked over at Jimmy. He was slowly slipping into sleepyland with each breath.

that sounds like the two lads had been at it before and where setting you up mate. you have your suspicionsa about Jimmy, he "falls asleep" on the sofa and Paddy offers to kip in beside you.

mate sounds like they planned a sandwich with you for filling

kaimera · 20-08-2008 2:36pm

I will be ringing them shortly, maybe today or tomorrow...

Like Johnny Cash said, a burning ring eh?

Jigsaw · 20-08-2008 2:58pm

Poor OP could have been Lucky Pierre.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucky+pierre

Sean Quagmire · 20-08-2008 4:15pm

Jigsaw wrote: »

Poor OP could have been Lucky Pierre.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucky+pierre

The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck. Also known as the French Sandwich
As the black balls were slapping off his quivering ass, Pierre thought to himself, "you're so Lucky Pierre"

hahahaha

antodeco · 20-08-2008 4:23pm

Was your sleeping full of a sticky fluid when you woke up? Was it yours? "man" made?

20-08-2008 4:37pm

That was hilarious.

iMax · 20-08-2008 4:44pm

Dude, you were in a gay threesome. You were a gaystar (gueststar) !!!

Seriously though, if they're gay/bi & it doesn't matter to you, the only problem is their lack of respect

gamblitis · 20-08-2008 4:51pm

Why didn't ya just turn around and say i'm next with your c0ck out? Might aswel get a free handjob out of it! Better than nothing!

boardinwork · 20-08-2008 5:06pm

That is the funniest post i have ever read on Boards. Absolute gem of a story! HA HA HA :pac::D:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

boardinwork · 20-08-2008 5:07pm

I would have said "It's not gonna suck itself lads"

0utpost31 · 20-08-2008 5:08pm

It's a bit hard to get your lad out when you're wrapped up in a sleeping bag.

Who's adding all these crazy tags to this thread?

Failed circle-jerk??? Wtf?

JAMM222 · 20-08-2008 5:08pm

i cant believe he didnt join in!!!:eek::eek::eek:

I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

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