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Best FB status (even better comments) ever!
Angela **** (Single Mother with 4 kids from 3 different Daddys, never worked a day in her life): was d allowance cut by 10 euro for 4 kids ?
Leanne ****: yeah msta been hun mine was lower than normal, d basterds
Angela ****: i no hun bastards only 520 in my acount dis morning snakey rats
Leanne ****: the fucking millionaires politicians and shithead bankers get it all they dont care about out kids
Liam ******: At least the politicians and "shithead bankers" work for their money, opening your legs or going through labour doesn't constitute work. You and your ilk make me sick. I pay €94 tax per week, it makes me ill knowing it's all spent on fags and booze by the likes of ye two!!!
Leaanne ****: who d fuck are you to talk to me like that ya jumped up little basterd, alm who is this cheeky cunt?
Alma ****: fuck off liam you think your so much better than me dont ya ya bollax
Rachel *****: holy shit ..i only get 245 a month for 4 up here(NI)
Alma ****: wen u convert it rachel dats all wer getting to the euro is a lot of blown up monopoly money worth fuck all at least u no where u ar with sterling
Liam ******: Jesus H Christ..
Alma ****: get off my satis liam fuk sake
There was no more comments, I think a few messages in chat were exchanged. Brightened up my day anyway. :pac:
I think I speak for most people here when I say, send a message to Liam telling him what a f*cking hero he is and how he's brightened up a lot of people's days with that.
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EuskalHerria wrote: »Anyone here got some good recording equipment and know someone with a great voice? I think it's about time we had some of these statuses read aloud and recorded. Obviously read exactly as they are written (With subtitles of course).
I was thinking of doing exactly this !! 0 -
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If you do all the work, I'll only take 60% of the profits for royalties.Bipolar Joe wrote: »I was thinking of doing exactly this !!0 -
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EuskalHerria wrote: »Anyone here got some good recording equipment and know someone with a great voice? I think it's about time we had some of these statuses read aloud and recorded. Obviously read exactly as they are written (With subtitles of course).
If only we could get Benedict Cumberbatch to read them like this:
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EuskalHerria wrote: »Obviously you don't have this facebook page constantly popping up on your timeline. I envy you. There is a clue in there but it's only for the unfortunates familiar with the page.
Ahaha ok, I was just starting at that for ages trying to wrap my head around it!
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littleblackDRS wrote: »Ahaha ok, I was just starting at that for ages trying to wrap my head around it!
It was a test, you passed.0 -
EuskalHerria wrote: »Obviously you don't have this facebook page constantly popping up on your timeline. I envy you. There is a clue in there but it's only for the unfortunates familiar with the page.
Oh I remember them now, I got so much abuse off them for correcting their spelling and grammar until I was eventually banned, try that and you won't see them again
I love taking the p!ss out of those vague background pics with all sorts of random apparently feel good phrases on them.
"No matr hw ugly nd a horibl prsn u ar their is sum1 out dere dat iz thinkin bout u" written on a on a nice starry coastal image.0 -
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EuskalHerria wrote: »Had to look at a blog that crops up on my timeline due to friends liking everything on her page. I won't be so crass as to post the name of the blog or facebook. Anyone have a problem with that? So Sue Me.littleblackDRS wrote: ».... What?EuskalHerria wrote: »Obviously you don't have this facebook page constantly popping up on your timeline. I envy you. There is a clue in there but it's only for the unfortunates familiar with the page.littleblackDRS wrote: »Ahaha ok, I was just starting at that for ages trying to wrap my head around it!
WHATTTTTTT.... I'm still fcukin staring at it....... Even that particular comment is on the lines off Dumb Facebook Status!!
Fcukin face book sh!te.... Anyway am headin back to the motors forum, maybe I'll find a 'woman' interested in cars! that would be so amazeballs sh!te..... 0 -
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WHATTTTTTT.... I'm still fcukin staring at it....... Even that particular comment is on the lines off Dumb Facebook Status!!Fcukin face book sh!te.... Anyway am headin back to the motors forum, maybe I'll find a 'woman' interested in cars! that would be so amazeballs sh!te.....
Read it again.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM
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