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WIN one of 4 pairs of tickets to Firedoor Theatre's 'The Misanthrope'

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  • 12-09-2014 5:27pm
    #1
    Boards.ie Employee Posts: 12,597 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Artists and Arseh*les,
    Bloggers and Blaggards,
    Creative Creeps and Sellout Sycophants,
    You are all cordially invited to...

    Molière’s The Misanthrope
    in a new version by Dante Black
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    Firedoor Theatre are pleased to present this immersive reworking of Molière’s satirical classic, with a modern Irish twist. The action moves from 17th century French society to an upstairs pub where musicians and poseurs hang out. Alceste, one of the most gifted songwriters of our times, can't stand the hypocrisies of the scene and let's us know exactly how he feels about it!

    Directed by Barry O’Donovan

    September 17th-27th, 2014 (exc. Sun)

    Show starts @ 6pm, The Ha’penny Inn, Temple Bar

    Tickets: €12, includes a glass of wine.

    You can book tickets online now:
    http://www.eventbrite.ie/e/firedoor-theatre-present-the-misanthrope-tickets-13044529539?aff=eac2

    This is Firedoor Theatre's second production, you can read about their first, a modern re-telling of "Wait until Dark" called, "When Blue Eyes Turn Brown" here:
    http://www.krank.ie/category/ent/cul/when-blue-eyes-turn-brown/

    We are giving away 4 pairs of tickets for any night you'd like from 19th - 27th September, just tell us your favourite insult below!

    • Competition is open until Friday 19th September at 2pm
    • Winners will be chosen randomly and informed by PM
    • Tickets are non-transferable


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  • Boards.ie Employee Posts: 12,597 ✭✭✭✭✭Boards.ie: Niamh
    Boards.ie Community Manager


    Closing now to choose 4 winners...please keep an eye on your PMs!


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