OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Just got brought back tangle twisters by the workmate that was on the late lunch

Nice!! Just had a Cornetto myself. Just about to head back out now til 10.00 tonight. :rolleyes:

Marty McFly wrote: »

They are very closely rivaled by Calippo's for that title especially depending on what flavour Calippo you go for.

An ex ruined Calippo's on me. He used to just stare at me while I was eating it. So awkward. Hilarious, but now I can't eat one without getting the giggles.

Had a right cúnt of a customer in work today. I was working in town doing cover for someone who had an operation, and the girl who normally works in the stand I was on was working in the Jervis (I was in the Ilac). One of her regular customers came over to me at bang on 6pm, when I had closed and put everything away and cashed up. I said we were closed but I'd open up for him, and he said 'You're not supposed to close til 7.' I said 'Sorry, but we only open til 7 on a Thursday, it's 6 every other day.'

That was grand, I started opening up and got the shít he asked for. He bought three packs of filters, and got one free because his loyalty card was full. So, I gave him three stamps on a new card, for the three he paid for. He RIPPED into me, saying the other girl always gives him 4 or 5 stamps. Why he ripped into me over a fcuking loyalty card, I have no idea. I said 'Sorry, but we're only allowed stamp for the ones we sell, and you paid for three, so there's three stamps.' He ripped into me again, calling me a 'fcuking bitch.' I just blithely asked him for the 44.85 he owed me, and gave him his change. He started giving me abuse again, then said 'I'll be back when that other girl is here to talk about this.' I just said 'thank you' and turned my back to him.

Texted the girl who normally works here to tell her, and she flipped. She asked where security were, i said they were at the other end of the shopping centre. She said she's going to have a word with security over them not doing their job and being there to kick him out for giving me abuse. I told her not to do that because they WERE doing their job, they were just at the other end of the centre, not their fault! She then asked for a description of the man, and the time he was in, and is asking security for the CCTV footage (they give it to her if she asks, they're sound), and is going to rip him apart for what he said to me when he next comes in, especially because he never gets extra stamps from her in the first place. :pac: Put me in a shíte mood, 'cause work had been going great before that. BUT, then I went to a beer garden and while I was good and didn't drink anything other than Diet Coke, even though my friend was drinking, it cheered me up.

Work again tomorrow, but back in my own store, with my lovely regulars, the lovely security staff who I chat to and peace.

Angron wrote: »

You've been a bit unlucky the last few days with work :P

Ikr? It's because they have me working in town. Town is always full of cnuts. It was the same in my last job, i was working in town and encountered shítebags every single day. :pac:

Jesus, the poor girl, I hope she recovers okay.

Work is crazy. There's a load of minor celebs in for the opening of an old fashioned sweet shop, so people are milling around the centre. My sales are ridiculously high, though, so happy days.