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If you could be any animal ......

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    #62
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Do hybrids count as two?


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    #63
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,697 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Leanna Huge Statue wrote: »
    "It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb" - so I'd be a lion.
    It's more likely for a lion to live for a day than a lamb. This is because one of the first things male lions do when they take over a pride is kill all cubs.


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    #64
    Nephilim Wolf
    Registered Users Posts: 763 ✭✭✭Nephilim Wolf


    Definitely a grey wolf\timber wolf, because I love wolves so much. I even have a few wolf teddies as well.:D


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    #65
    deathrider
    Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    A dinosaur... A fecking big one too!


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    #66
    grumula
    Registered Users Posts: 177 ✭✭grumula


    a prarie dog with only 3 legs,
    or a ring tailed lemur that hid alcohol about the house and felt guilty about not telling the missus.
    or a tapier that hated capaberas!


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    #67
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I'd be a cross between a fish and a bird, best of both worlds

    So like an eel/eagle. Oh an eelgle, yeah


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    #68
    MugMugs
    Registered Users Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    I reeeeeeeeally wanna be a pig.


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    #69
    grumula
    Registered Users Posts: 177 ✭✭grumula


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    I'd be a cross between a fish and a bird, best of both worlds

    So like an eel/eagle. Oh an eelgle, yeah
    not an eageel?
    say it with me, it's satisfying.

    eeeeeeeeeeeaageeeeeeeeeeelllllll


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    #70
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    grumula wrote: »
    not an eageel?
    say it with me, it's satisfying.

    eeeeeeeeeeeaageeeeeeeeeeelllllll

    Eageeeel... nah it sounds like I'm trying to speak french :confused:


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    #71
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    A fanny


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    #72
    milehip1
    Registered Users Posts: 458 ✭✭milehip1


    A Cow in India

    either that or a Koala or a Panda bear they have the life


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    #73
    Norwayviking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Norwayviking


    zeusnero wrote: »
    :)) oh and I'd make sure to keep the fcuk away from Norwegian & Japanese shores...

    Why are you afraid of ending up on the dinner table,lol:D


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    #74
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,974 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Any animal except a rabbit, especially in Dublin.


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    #75
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    I'd be an Esquilax.

    A horse born with the head of a rabbit.....and the body of a rabbit.


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    #76
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,974 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    I'd be an Esquilax.

    A horse born with the head of a rabbit.....and the body of a rabbit.


    But the size of a horse


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    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    But the size of a horse

    Hehehe, this film scared the **** out of me when i was about 6.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY&NR=1


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    #78
    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,340 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    I'd be a panther


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    #79
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,974 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Hehehe, this film scared the **** out of me when i was about 6.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY&NR=1

    I like the comment at the top of the list:
    that's not funny my brother died that way.


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    #80
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,334 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    A Panda. They are so cuddly, cute, warm, gentle type of bears. Nice coats. They are vegetarian too so that's good. Placid by nature.

    Otherwise I'd be a penguin or a swan maybe a dog.


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    #81
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    doovdela wrote: »
    A Panda.

    That wouldn't be Sexual Harassement Panda, would it?


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    #82
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Easy, I'd be an owl. You get to fly, turn your head 360* and do whatever you like. It'd be sweeeeet.


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    #83
    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Definitely something wild.

    Either a feline of some sort.
    Any really.
    Lion, tiger, cheetah, leopard etc...

    Or else some sort of primate.
    Maybe a capuchin- amazing little things.

    Or maybe a snake.
    Maybe a cobra or python.

    Decisions are not my strong point. :(


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    #84
    barone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭barone


    a big fukcer of a bull


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    The Orphan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭The Orphan


    a polo bear. The bears with fresh minty breath.


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    #86
    jme2010
    Registered Users Posts: 974 ✭✭✭jme2010


    Spiderbaby.


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    #87
    Bigtoe107
    Registered Users Posts: 378 ✭✭Bigtoe107


    a bonobo they are the whores of the animal kingdom http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo


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    Svetti Arss
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭Svetti Arss


    A Liger http://www.zimbio.com/watch/waLURLED4Hp/Napoleon+Dynamite+Scene+Liger/Napoleon+Dynamite


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    sollar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    A well looked after dog who is allowed lie on the couch and in front of the fire


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    #90
    sheesh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭sheesh


    I wish,

    i wish,

    I was,

    A fish.

    :pac:


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    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    A Siberian Tiger or Harpy Eagle


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