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  • 02-04-2015 11:27pm
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    Conorh123
    Registered Users Posts: 185 ✭✭


    I'm having sex for the 1st time soon . What are the do's and don't's? What's the best position. Please give me a lot of detail. 😉🙈 I'm male


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    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,220 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Ask him to use lots of lube I imagine.


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    passremarkable
    Registered Users Posts: 4,509 ✭✭✭passremarkable


    From behind


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    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    If it don't fit don't force it and an ounce of lube is better than a tonne of friction.


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    RoscommonTom
    Registered Users Posts: 918 ✭✭✭RoscommonTom


    Come on his mouth


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    knock one off an hour beforehand so you don't come too soon


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    Sono
    Registered Users Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭Sono


    efb wrote: »
    knock one off an hour beforehand so you don't come too soon

    There's advice for life right there 😂


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,072 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    FFS cop on guys. This may well be a genuine question and on that basis you're sorely lacking in your "joke" answers. Given how this is likely to go overnight, closed. If the OP wants it to be reopened mañana, then give one of the mods a PM.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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