What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

Our Lab has eaten way more than I can count at this stage, countless boxes of tissues, always goes for the dear Kleenex ones too, lidl don't taste as nice apparently! Socks, my pair of Vans from New York :eek:, mp3 charger, OH's runners, the list goes on, but the naughtiest thing ever was eating the house alarm wire at 11pm the night before we were going on holidays, knew she was too quiet in the hallway! Cue two of us frantically trying to figure out how to inhibit zones on our alarm, with no manual and panicked heads on us! I think she knew she was going into kennels the next day, despite it being her very first time in them

Our newest addition since Saturday is already catching up to her, tore chunks out of the kitchen door frame this morning because he wanted to get up at 6am and we didn't.......

Forgot to mention what happened to my 1 year old niece's Mickey Mouse.....

My late grandmother was lying snoozing on her recliner when my terrier cross Meg - who is a very 'solid' dog, not fat or anything, just a bit stocky - decided to leap right onto my grandmother, gave her a big slobby lick on the face, then jumped off, went into her crate & fell asleep.

My grandmother was a hundred years old at the time and I wanted her to have a nap and just rest so I could do things around the house so that was the naughtiest thing Meg could have done. Because it set my grandmother off shaking her fist, swearing and cursing. She told me my dog was from Hell and that I was to dig a hole and put her in it and never let her out. Then she told me that I was a b*tch just like my dog.

I was very cross with Meg but as I'd been awake all night with my grandmother shouting and calling and not sleeping (despite being on sedatives), I have to admit I really wanted to retort "People who sleep at night don't get dogs jumping on them!" because that would have been super logical! When she calmed down, I said to my grandmother that Meg didn't mean it, that she loved her to which my grandmother replied, "Oh I know that & I love her too. But her love can be a scary thing!" Heh!

all the bloody recycling...

When we were staying in a cottage last year they managed to get into the bin, get some fish guts, and rub them into one of the sun loungers. Not one place in the village sold sun loungers, so I had to leave money and an apologetic note. It was my OH's relatives' place too, I still feel sheepish about it, but at least they have a dog so they understand.

Oh hell where do start:rolleyes: 9 beds killed, skirting destroyed, door frame gone, 3 pairs of trainers(including one of the boys friends) all flower beds/pots emptied despite us supposedly puppy proofing them after the first one went, dining room chair gone, peeing on new futon, peeing on friends foot, washing all over the house, socks and knickers must taste nice.

As theres 2 of them never know which one it is and all this is thanks for the toys that they have all over the house, not to mention chews everywhere, 2 walks a day, ball games in the garden, daily training, play classes twice a week and all the attention they demand.

Its a good job we love them

Our family dog years ago used to pull the bin onto the floor and empty it all over the kitchen, very unpleasant to come home to. Once my dad just took a big boiled bacon out of the saucepan and put it on a plate on the table, went to answer the door, came back, no bacon, happy dog. She also ate a pair of his trousers including the money that was in the pocket (he wasn't wearing them at the time I should add!).

Current dogs, older one had separation anxiety when I first got him from the rescue, he chewed skirting boards, dado rails, door frames, doors, tried to pull up the carpet, boxes of tissues, books, magazines and a photo album I just managed to save most of, thankfully he grew out of it! Newest addition doesn't seem to be a chewer thank goodness, the only thing she does if we're out is sometimes take a pair of trainers or slippers out of the shoe box by the door and sort of suck them and nibble them, but no real harm done and they're still wearable. Could be worse!!

Random destruction aside, the naughtiest thing the dog's done is swipe 3/4 of a block of cracker barrel extra sharp cheddar from the coffee table, leaving nowt but an empty packet on the floor. Didn't appear to do him any damage either.

Cleo the cat is the naughtiest animal I have. She's a silver spotted tabby whose mother was a pure bred siamese - breeder had an oops litter and dumped them in the pound.

Cleo has stolen my sausages out of the shopping bag, she throws my hair bobbins into the toilet, she's thieved the dog's defrosting raw food dinner (750g) out of the sink and dragged it across the floor to the cats' room, chewed a hole in the bag and spread defrosted blood all over the carpet. I was trying to trap feral kittens a few months ago, and there was a bag of kitten kibble in the laundry cupboard. Cleo got in, took the kibble bag (2kgs) out of the plastic bag it was in, then chewed a strip out of the tin wrapper of the kibble bag, and basically it was a free for all on kitten kibble in the hot press for weeks before I realised what she'd done. I was wondering why Frankie was turning into such a fatso. He was chowing down on kitten kibble on top of two meals a day!

Cleo will reach up to rub her face off the dog's muzzle, then sit back to consider him, and if he blinks she'll slap him in the face.

She has a miaow like a phaser (ptooe! ptooe!), she won't get off my kitchen counters, and she plays 'wall of death' around the inside of my bathtub at all hours of the morning if she gets the chance.

Just this morning, my 5 month old Retriever ate the saddle of my daughter's
bike

I decided to go back to college last year and had to negotiate both me and my dog bobby moving back to my parents house in the suburbs.
They were fine with me but weren't to keen on Bob moving back home. Eventually I convinced them it would be fine, and that he was older now and had quietened down a lot (he had previously lived at home for the first two years of his life and he was a handful!).
So we moved home, and on the first day I got a tour of the back garden that my mother had spent years building raised beds and greenhouses in and planting loads of fruit and vegetables.
Two weeks later Bob decided he liked the taste of raspberries, so not only did he eat every berry off the canes, but then ate the canes as well, so they couldn't even regrow!
I was mortified, and we both very nearly got our marching orders!!

Our Labrador mix is a character and as a puppy was a handful!

He used to take all the washing off the line and drag it around the garden, cue the washing machine doing the same load 2 or 3 times over. Nearly killed him for that!! Thankfully he has grown out of that!!

He pulled the television out of the wall. And destoyed around 30 DVDs sitting beside it.

He figured out how to open the fridge and used to help himself to meals all of the time, was like an all you can eat buffet round here. Most annoying time was when he took a full strawberry cheesecake, DIDN'T like it so just ate the strawberries from off of the top. He then learned how to open the cabinets and helped himself to anything that was in them. This resulted in us going to a baby care store getting the necessary equipment to fully toddler proof our kitchen. :rolleyes:

He eats countless amounts of socks and knickers when he gets the chance and destroys toilet rolls. He was also partial to eating skirting boards as a pup!

He loves a good root in the bin and seems to enjoy spreading the contents out on the floor for a more detailed look!

He quickly figured out how to open doors and was constantly letting himself into bedrooms for a good nose around, thieving or a snooze on the beds. Or he would let himself out of the front door and take himself for a nice walk. We would be sitting in the living room and his highness would pass by the front gate. This resulted us in having to lock every door in the house behind us and it felt like we were living in Mountjoy! The lil yoke! He's over that now thankfully!:D