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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

  • 21-07-2009 1:36pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand.

    Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP.

    Thanks,
    The management.

    NOTE:

    Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr- WE try.

    Other users may be given ban immunity in this thread for contributing in a significant fashion to "teh silly". A list of such people will be kept in the Charter.

    There are many, many people who decided they'd had enough of TCN and asked previous overlord amp to permaban them in the original thread. Seeing as that thread has disappeared completely, I'm offering an amnesty for previously banned folk. Drop me Damo or Tar a PM and plead your case, and we might just let you back in to this haven of silleh.

    AHA! I found the original thread! That there is the daddy of them all. Amp permanently banned everyone who posted on that thread, save for a few souls he granted immunity, and the admins. He never, ever lifted a single ban, either. You kids really don't know how easy you have it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There we go. See you in two weeks. Thank you for your custom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 lol123456


    G'WAN MUNSTER!!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Does this mean we can use the prison forum? My wildest dreams...

    +1 lol123456


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm afraid you'd have to be site-banned to post in Prison.

    At this point I'd like to remind you that using a second Boards.ie account to get around a ban is a site-bannable offense.

    Anyway, lol123456 and jumpguy have been banned, as per their wishes. Thanks guys, happy to help.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    PENIS~


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I can see why amp started the original thread. This is fun! ^_^


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    What's the story with this place, anyway?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Fremen wrote: »
    What's the story with this place, anyway?

    What's the story with your face..........................



    see what i did there, genius or what:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Its too quiet in the cn, and I was promised 74 virgins, if i came in here, by this bloke with a tea towel on his head.......was that Sparky ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


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    Go on...ban me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    :-)

    Quality!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Blimey, I wasn't expecting the extreme stupidity filter to be so popular! Sorry for the wait, guys, I had a few errands in town to run and a pizza to eat. All sorted now, Enjoy your bans!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Hit me Sarky baby, hit me good, hit like you paid for me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Never let it be said that I shied away from administering a good spanking. Enjoy the ban orestes, see you soon! xxx


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    3 years please, hit me like a red headed stepchild.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Damn it, I can't do it!

    It only goes up to one year :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Don't worry, I got around it by retroactively changing the rules. Ain't modship grand. Everyone should read the new rules.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Damn your giant red note, I'll bane you yet!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,235 ✭✭✭Dave147


    TO MARTHA!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Dave147 wrote: »
    TO MARTHA!!

    Thanks, you've just popped my cherry


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭KieranKennedy


    Bar keep....I say! Bar keep!!! A pint of your finest ban please...........


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I have given you a pint of the good stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Added an amnesty for victims of the original banning thread. Being let back into the Nest is NOT guarenteed, but if you make a good case to Tar or myself, our shrivelled, blackened withered hearts might just melt a little bit and grant you access again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭-osborne-


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    I'll have a ban. Sure ban barleybooley also, she's in my sig after all.

    /looks forward to sexy prison fantasy with barleybooley


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Happy to oblige, although I'm afraid if you want me to ban barleybooley then barleybooley is going to have to post in this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    BITE MY SACK!!!!

    wOOOOOOOOOOOt!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If by "bite my sack" you mean "please sir, can I be banned?", then of course! Have fun!


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