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Miss Universe has a little secret...

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    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,386 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Balls.


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    #3
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    It won't really change things: it's all rigged anyway.

    No-one from outside Earth has ever won it.


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    #4
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    If I **** off it does it make me gay? :confused::o:(


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    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Miss traniverse


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    MrMiss Universe?


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    Caliden
    Registered Users Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    post or pre op?


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I see Miss Thailand taking it in 2013.

    And 2014.

    And 2015.

    And 2016.

    And...


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    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    thats a teeny weeny odd:D


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    thats a load of coq


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    davet82 wrote: »
    The Miss Universe pageant is changing its rules and will allow transgender women to take part in all of its competitions starting in 2013, the organization and gay rights group GLAAD said on Tuesday.

    I'm all for equal rights but... well it seems a little odd to me.

    Why? It is Miss Universe and they are women.


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    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Seachmall wrote: »
    I see Miss Thailand taking it in 2013.

    And 2014.

    And 2015.

    And 2016.

    And...


    Yes, Thailand is a great place for happy endings. They know how to rub and stroke people the right way.:D:D:D

    It really doesn't matter what gender Ms. Universe currently is or has been. It's all meant as eye candy to be enjoyed at a distance and the chances of ordinary mortals like us ever touching one of them in reality, much less getting a god aul feel - is remote in the extreme. :):)


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    CreepingDeath
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    hondasam wrote: »
    Why? It is Miss Universe and they are women.

    And if you graft a tail on to them can they enter Crufts ?

    Let's choose common sense over ridiculous political correctness.


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    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    And if you graft a tail on to them can they enter Crufts ?

    Let's choose common sense over ridiculous political correctness.

    LOL totally agree. Well put.
    A pig in a stable is not a horse!


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    hondasam wrote: »
    Why? It is Miss Universe and they are women.

    I suppose... technically... but...

    would ya 'do the business' with miss (use to be a dude) universe? :confused:


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    And if you graft a tail on to them can they enter Crufts ?

    Let's choose common sense over ridiculous political correctness.

    Indeed. Men with grafted-on tits are not women. Still weirdly attractive though.


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    And if you graft a tail on to them can they enter Crufts ?

    Let's choose common sense over ridiculous political correctness.

    Did you see the pictures of Jenna Talackova,the contestant who was disqualified, she is a woman. She has had surgery and while not born a woman she is a woman now.


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    hondasam wrote: »
    Did you see the pictures of Jenna Talackova,the contestant who was disqualified, she is a woman. She has had surgery and while not born a woman she is a woman now.

    can we get a picture people ???


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    i71jskz5xu42pb
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    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    If I **** off it does it make me gay? :confused::o:(

    No, it's the fact that you like sucking cóck that makes you gay


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    davet82 wrote: »
    can we get a picture people ???

    http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=jenna%20talackova%2C&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCgQqQIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.nationalpost.com%2F2012%2F04%2F10%2Fjenna-talackova-forces-miss-universe-transgender-rule-change%2F&ei=rkCET9uoC822hAeUuZDYCA&usg=AFQjCNHf5H11tAoptbVuSXsSTYwtc9JhWg


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    hondasam wrote: »
    http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=jenna%20talackova%2C&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCgQqQIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.nationalpost.com%2F2012%2F04%2F10%2Fjenna-talackova-forces-miss-universe-transgender-rule-change%2F&ei=rkCET9uoC822hAeUuZDYCA&usg=AFQjCNHf5H11tAoptbVuSXsSTYwtc9JhWg

    Reluctant erection engaged.


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    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    hondasam wrote: »
    Did you see the pictures of Jenna Talackova,the contestant who was disqualified, she is a woman. She has had surgery and while not born a woman she is a woman now.

    So he was surgically disguised as a woman to mask behavioural/self image problems. While that's up to him to do, doesn't mean the whole world has to play along with the charade.


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    [Deleted User]
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    I think gay rights are just clutching at straws now to exist. I still firmly believe gingers get more discrimination then gay people.


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I think gay rights are just clutching at straws now to exist. I still firmly believe gingers get more discrimination then gay people.

    Homophobia is a myth perpetuated by gay gingers who refuse to believe people don't like them because of their red, flowing hair so they assume it's because of their sexuality.


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    Paulie Gualtieri
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    Transformers,

    hairy men in disguise!


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    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    So he was surgically disguised as a woman to mask behavioural/self image problems. While that's up to him to do, doesn't mean the whole world has to play along with the charade.

    On the other hand, Miss Universe is a physical beauty contest solely, so if she looks exactly like a woman on the outside, does it really matter if it might (might) be technically argued that she's still a man, and lacking female reproductive organs?

    Also, I'm sad to admit that I'm so childish that when I see "Jelena Talackova" written out, my brain tells me it's "Jelena Tackle" for a second.


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    hondasam wrote: »
    http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=jenna%20talackova%2C&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCgQqQIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.nationalpost.com%2F2012%2F04%2F10%2Fjenna-talackova-forces-miss-universe-transgender-rule-change%2F&ei=rkCET9uoC822hAeUuZDYCA&usg=AFQjCNHf5H11tAoptbVuSXsSTYwtc9JhWg

    i'm sorry, its just false advertising, she's still a dude in the mind ain't s/he??? :confused:


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    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    hondasam wrote: »
    Did you see the pictures of Jenna Talackova,the contestant who was disqualified, she is a woman. She has had surgery and while not born a woman she is a woman now.

    Quite correct. People in Ireland who have gone through the transgendering process can legally change their names, passports, driving licences and such.:) The John/Louise Hannon case before the Equality Tribunal last year attracted a lot of discussion in the media and online. Just because a Ms. Universe contestant was formerly a man is irrelevant, because today's techniques are so good. After all, the fact that they were once children does not make them any less adult.:)

    As for those who shudder at the thought of "doing the business" with a transgendered woman, the reality is that they'd shag some of the better-looking ones for hours on end and notice nothing. How they'd feel afterwards if they ever found out is, of course, ceist eile ...:eek::eek::eek:


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    hooradiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I think gay rights are just clutching at straws now to exist.

    hahahah, oh wow.
    Aren't you just precious.


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    Kaner2004
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭Kaner2004


    hondasam wrote: »
    Did you see the pictures of Jenna Talackova,the contestant who was disqualified, she is a woman. She has had surgery and while not born a woman she is a woman now.

    Does she have a X and Y chromosome. If yes, no matter how many operations or how she looks, she is a man.


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    Einhard
    Registered Users Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    davet82 wrote: »
    i'm sorry, its just false advertising, she's still a dude in the mind ain't s/he??? :confused:

    I think that the whole point of having having gender re-asssignment surgery and the like is because one feels that their mind is one gender and their body another, so she was likely never a dude in the mind. If she was, she wouldn't have needed the surgery in the first place.


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