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Funny Houses/Flats to rent

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Second beautiful property we have for you is a bedsit in lovely Drumcondra:

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1019258

    Photo one shows a scenic view of the promenade, photo two is a recent invention called a microvision (TV and microwave combination, get your popcorn while you're enjoying an action packed thriller) and photo three gives you what we can only call an improvised sofa.

    I'm actually in tears of laughter here. This thread is comedy gold :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Jesus, i actually feel depressed just looking at the pictures.

    Let agreed.
    Unpossible wrote: »
    All of the bedsits in this thread are terrible. Its depressing to know that during the boom these holes were probably being rented out at high prices. I feel sorry for any poor f***er that had to stay in one of these places.

    Government to blame.
    Would be interesting to see how the market would be if not manipulated so heavily. I think the majority of bedsits would be unletable.


  • Registered Users Posts: 314 ✭✭Mr Cawley


    Jake1 wrote: »
    I actually love this. I see potential :) All that privacy. Love it.
    :o

    Arrange a viewing---free boat trip on the lake and a wander on the island SON:cool:!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=581130

    Realistic price for a glorified Garden Shed I guess........ :rolleyes:

    Another...

    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=581986

    Oh holy god....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    stepbar wrote: »

    3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, no windows.

    LOVE IT :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    stepbar wrote: »
    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=581130

    Realistic price for a glorified Garden Shed I guess........ :rolleyes: [URL="http://"][/URL]

    Is that a poltergeist in pic 4??? :eek::p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    THall04 wrote: »
    Have a look a photo no:6 in the link below and see whats on top of the fridge in the kitchen....

    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=458761

    love it a fox on top of the fridge allways wanted a fox on top of my fridge:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    Kersh wrote: »
    Checkout the kitchen table and chairs in photo 2 :D:D

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1004289


    well at least ya could have a seance on that table if ya put ur dinner plate on it it would take up the whole thing:eek::eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    well at least ya could have a seance on that table if ya put ur dinner plate on it it would take up the whole thing:eek::eek::eek:

    You'd have to eat a large Domino's on the floor :D


  • Posts: 0 Dax Little Shin


    stepbar wrote: »
    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=581130

    Realistic price for a glorified Garden Shed I guess........ :rolleyes:

    Another...

    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=581986

    Oh holy god....
    That first one looks like its been abandoned for years and as for the second one, I wonder what the time difference between the first picture and the second one is as there is graffiti on the first and the shuttering is different. Great place to live, Not! :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Agonist


    stepbar wrote: »

    Is that a body covered in cement in the back yard?


  • Registered Users Posts: 399 ✭✭ElectraX


    Freaky! 2 bedroom apartment-4 people already living there-u'd be lucky enough to be sharing one of the bedrooms with two of these randomers... never have understood the sharing a bedroom with strangers thing...I know it saves cash but...:eek:
    Looks like they spend the night on the net judging from the first photo....hhhmmm I might fit in there actually:D

    http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=623185


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,021 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    ElectraX wrote: »
    Looks like they spend the night on the net judging from the first photo

    Theyre from Brazil and Malasya. Its natural that theyre going to spend a lot of time on the net. Im suprised they bother with the TV tbh unless its a music channel.

    Sharing a bedroom with complete strangers is a bit freaky though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    LisaLee wrote: »

    It does have a feeling of tragedy about it all-right. Still, for the right price, it looks like a nice spot, id knock the building and build a nicer place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Cybertron85


    stepbar wrote: »

    "We must mention that the previous owner has been strangled in this property recently, but it comes with all mod/cons and there's a bus-stop less than 5 minutes walk away!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Cybertron85


    Jake1 wrote: »
    I actually love this. I see potential :) All that privacy. Love it.
    :o

    That is the best place in Ireland to set up a cannabis factory, you could see the cops coming from miles away, they'd be in a feckin boat!

    I quite like that one too, I have to admit. Serene comes to mind.


  • Posts: 0 Dax Little Shin


    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=358519

    (stolen from thepropertypin) ;)
    Although lived in until October 2007 by a bachelor farmer, the cottage has a distinctly 19th century feel, reminiscent of Bunratty Folk Park.
    My grandad lived in a place like that until 10 years ago, but he had a road as well!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=358519

    (stolen from thepropertypin) ;)


    My grandad lived in a place like that until 10 years ago, but he had a road as well!

    This is my favourite bit;
    Access is quite unique! There is a right of way, via a track across a field, to a spot where the previous owner parked his car. This is about 100 metres from the house. From hereon the road becomes a small river, with steep sides, which is drivable by a tractor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    After seeing the properties you guys are laughing at in this thread all I can say is never ever move to NZ. The majority of houses are worse than a lot of these and having washers and driers in your bathroom is extremely common.

    I know I've been away from Ireland too long because I'm looking at all the furnished places thinking they look lovely, while you lot are laughing! I think it's time to come home :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    watna wrote: »
    After seeing the properties you guys are laughing at in this thread all I can say is never ever move to NZ. The majority of houses are worse than a lot of these and having washers and driers in your bathroom is extremely common.

    I know I've been away from Ireland too long because I'm looking at all the furnished places thinking they look lovely, while you lot are laughing! I think it's time to come home :)

    Fair enough, but I'd bet you would still buy a fine house in New Zeland for the same money that would buy a shack in dear old Ireland.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    2 bed houses in the area I live in seem to be about $450 - $500K. That's about 240K EUR. Is that much of a difference?

    When you rent most places are unfurnished and don't even have a fridge or washing machine. Some of the places we've been to look at have been horrifying!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Degsy wrote: »
    All thats missing from this one is a 300lb cellmate

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1015043

    Picture 4..the gimp with the camera is visibly stifling laughter.

    Is there even so much as a place to put the clothes on your back in this kip? Yes, we have hi-speed internet but you have to balance your laptop on the sink (which is just above the bed cot).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    LisaLee wrote: »

    The empty whiskey bottles over the fireplace pretty much says it all. Where's the rope?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    watna wrote: »
    After seeing the properties you guys are laughing at in this thread all I can say is never ever move to NZ. The majority of houses are worse than a lot of these and having washers and driers in your bathroom is extremely common.

    Post some!
    Degsy wrote: »
    All thats missing from this one is a 300lb cellmate

    http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1015043
    You'd swear Drumcondra was somewhere in Tokyo, going by that flat.
    watna wrote: »
    When you rent most places are unfurnished and don't even have a fridge or washing machine. Some of the places we've been to look at have been horrifying!

    Fair enough on the fridge and washing machine, but I wouldn't mind if unfurnished places were more common here, the furniture in question is usually awful and/or mismatched.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I'll see if I can get some good ones!

    We went to view one where the kitchen was in a basement and consisted of a tiny room with a sink in it and a free standing cooker. There were no cupboards or surfaces. It had a bathroom there too separated from the kitchen by a curtain. It had a toilet and a really stained bath - no sink. There was also a little alcove that they had put a washing machine in to. My OH said afterwards he almost expected there to be someone in a gimp mask tied up. It was horrific - and they were charging $400 a week for it.

    /shudders


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    That is the best place in Ireland to set up a cannabis factory, you could see the cops coming from miles away, they'd be in a feckin boat!

    I quite like that one too, I have to admit. Serene comes to mind.


    Great minds think alike :) perfect spot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    stepbar wrote: »
    http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=581130

    Realistic price for a glorified Garden Shed I guess........ :rolleyes:

    It was obviously used as a granny flat for an insane relative. Look at the bars inside the fcuking windows and the prison gate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    stepbar wrote: »

    Surprised they haven't tried to sell it as being "part of a vibrant artistic community"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    bonerm wrote: »
    Surprised they haven't tried to sell it as being "part of a vibrant artistic community"

    :pac:

    It has a certain urban chic about it. Berlin Wall springs to mind, haha.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Theyre from Brazil and Malasya. Its natural that theyre going to spend a lot of time on the net. Im suprised they bother with the TV tbh unless its a music channel.

    Sharing a bedroom with complete strangers is a bit freaky though

    every one of me and my mates have had to do that at some stage. I did it ten years ago and paid twice what theyre asking for in that ad.


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