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Women approaching men backwards

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  • #122
    Cadiz
    Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭Cadiz


    LD 50 wrote: »
    Yea, cant say that's its ever happened to me, or even that I've seen it happen.

    But it wouldn't surprise me. Womminz are sneaky things. They come back to your place, fall asleep, and then are gone before you wake up. Without even so much as a G'morning BJ or fry up.

    Inflatable women can't cook, that's why they'd be letting you down on that front. (I'm not sure if they can give BJs).


  • #123
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    I'm all for it.


  • #124
    soundsham
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭soundsham


    +1

    quite happy when she backs in


  • #125
    LD 50
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Cadiz wrote: »
    Inflatable women can't cook, that's why they'd be letting you down on that front. (I'm not sure if they can give BJs).
    But they're always there when you need them.


  • #126
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    I have friends that will ask me to playfully push them into their prey. I only agree because I getta push someone! Always fun.

    A friend of mine will dance like an actual whore, a guy will often start grinding into her from behind, and then she'll dog into him without actually looking at him!! :confused:


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  • #127
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Cleeo wrote: »
    A friend of mine will dance like an actual whore, a guy will often start grinding into her from behind, and then she'll dog into him without actually looking at him!! :confused:

    You're use of descriptive language here is truly inspiring.

    I think I have some friends that would like to know where your friends will be dancing this weekend. My mates aren't exactly the subtle type, but they really need it to be put on a plate for them to respond.


  • #128
    Cadiz
    Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭Cadiz


    LD 50 wrote: »
    But they're always there when you need them.

    You just need to put your lips together and blow and there she is.


  • #129
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    It's just a easy way to talk to someone.

    Your friend pushes you into them, they turn around and you do the "Oh, did I just bump into you? I'm so sorry..." thing.

    Simple!

    And it's not as obviously cheesy as using tacky chat up lines. "Wanna ride?" doesn't cut it anymore!


  • #130
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /pushes self at people saying sorry...do you wanna ride?????''


  • #131
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    And it's not as obviously cheesy as using tacky chat up lines. "Wanna ride?" doesn't cut it anymore!

    I guarantee if you go up to any single and some taken guys with that "chat up" line you will get a ride.


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  • #132
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    /pushes self at people saying sorry...do you wanna ride?????''

    Depends on what type of car you have, mate.
    NothingMan wrote: »
    I guarantee if you go up to any single and some taken guys with that "chat up" line you will get a ride.

    I'm going to dare my friends to say it on Saturday when I'm out. I'd never have the nerve and I'd just end up laughing in their face, if they even took me remotely seriously.


  • #133
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    NothingMan wrote: »
    I guarantee if you go up to any single and some taken guys with that "chat up" line you will get a ride.
    Just make sure the taken guy is not with his girlfriend (although the offer might still be 'taken ' up ) :pac:


  • #134
    soundsham
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭soundsham


    omg a dare how fkn wild you and your mates are, what happens if they don't do the dare........chinese burn?


  • #135
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    NothingMan wrote: »
    I guarantee if you go up to any single and some taken guys with that "chat up" line you will get a ride.

    Thats soooo staqrue! Sad and true.



















    I'll have to get back to you on the 'q'.


  • #136
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    soundsham wrote: »
    omg a dare how fkn wild you and your mates are, what happens if they don't do the dare........chinese burn?

    It's my 21st. They'll do what I say! :D

    ... Even the guys will have to do it!


  • #137
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    It's my 21st. They'll do what I say! :D

    ... Even the guys will have to do it!


    Why do i get the feeling we should all be checking rte.ie news for "incidents" from Dublin city centre on Early sunday morning?"`


  • #138
    soundsham
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭soundsham


    happy birthday........want to ride back in to me:eek:


  • #139
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    It's my 21st. They'll do what I say! :D

    ... Even the guys will have to do it!
    Whoa whoa whoa.What the googoo mobile did I sign up for here?


  • #140
    CCCP^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭CCCP^


    Dear OP, no woman has tried to ride me from behind. I think men are trying to ride you.


  • #141
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,264 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Two of my female friends are taking this tactic to the next level and dressing up as a tractor and muckspreader for Halloween.


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  • #142
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    PE class, I was 16. walking backwards on the gym floor(not sure exactly why) and I managed to bump into the new teacher, she was blonde with nice boobies, they felt soft against my back. I turned around quickly and apologised embarassingly, she smiled at me as our eyes met.

    I saw here at the local sports centre a few times and made small talk, she wasnt my teacher so I wondered if I could do a dawsons creek with her, never happened tho :(


  • #143
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    I keep getting images of a kind of pornographic conga - "I want to aga do you ... "


  • #144
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Was out Saturday night and some girl was "pushed"/"fell" into me. I turned around to find her and all of her friends smiling. "Oh sorry did I bump into you" followed by a quick grope. I take it thats what the OP on about...

    Have had it happen a couple of times. Its not exactly like we don't notice it! :D


  • #145
    hal9000
    Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    I think I saw this happen once, but it was far away over a hill...wait now that i think about it, no it was actually two lorries that crashed into each other...sorry nm.


  • #146
    Cadiz
    Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭Cadiz


    PORNAPSTER wrote: »
    Was out Saturday night and some girl was "pushed"/"fell" into me. I turned around to find her and all of her friends smiling. "Oh sorry did I bump into you" followed by a quick grope. I take it thats what the OP on about...

    And then he woke up. Alone. Again. :p


  • #147
    Riverpineapple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Riverpineapple


    PORNAPSTER wrote: »
    Was out Saturday night and some girl was "pushed"/"fell" into me. I turned around to find her and all of her friends smiling. "Oh sorry did I bump into you" followed by a quick grope. I take it thats what the OP on about...

    Have had it happen a couple of times. Its not exactly like we don't notice it! :D

    Judging by the comments on the thread it seems a lot of lads don't notice it.


  • #148
    Pyr0
    Registered Users Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    I've never really seen this happening to be honest but I'll keep my knob eye out if it happens to me !


  • #149
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    kowloon wrote: »
    Two of my female friends are taking this tactic to the next level and dressing up as a tractor and muckspreader for Halloween.

    A slutty girl from the country?


  • #150
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    another variation of this is when they move across the dance floor and stand in front of you with their back to you, waiting for you to start talking to them. just because you look at them they think you fancy them :D


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