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The Online Dating Thread Part II **Mod Warning** Read First Post/or Post 7389

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    #1082
    KamiKazeKitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    And the message from todays nutcase:
    Hey, you seem like a beautiful girl so let me introduce myself. I'm *creep* studying in UCD. I'm into some kinky stuff(Watersports/golden showers, public nudity & domination), though i like vanilla to, if you want to filthy chat, simply talk or meet up let me know,I consider myself an excellent flirt!

    O.o


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    awec
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    #1084
    KamiKazeKitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    awec wrote: »
    Haha!

    Wonder how successful that message has been for him.

    You should probably ask him if he has a criminal record by the sounds of that.

    Hmm, well I went onto his profile and saw this:
    Name a fetish and it most likely turns me on

    So that conversation could go in a strange direction.......


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    awec
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    #1086
    Owen
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    Try him with this one and see if it turns him on. I'm going to link it, because even though there's nothing showing I'm pretty sure it's NFSW :

    Linky


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    awec
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    #1088
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,684 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    awec wrote: »
    Panthro wrote: »
    A girl I know from work messaged me on pof. She's a bit of a..how shall I put this.. Bellend.. Her message said don't worry, she won't tell anyone at work she spotted me, as she's a proper mouth. Guaranteed she will be spreading the rumour though. Bellend.
    Er, can't you tell them that she's on it too then?

    Oh yeah I could like, but I'd just rather if half the people I work with weren't going to be told my business like. Not that any of them would give a rat's im sure but still.


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    #1089
    KamiKazeKitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    awec wrote: »
    You're right, there's nothing showing, except that wee red dude from sesame street. :D

    Go into quote post and you'll see the link - if you REALLY want to!

    Thanking that feels VERY wrong :P


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    awec
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    #1091
    silvervixen84
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    Funny guy has closed his account, I must really have left an impression :cool:

    Anyhoo, replied to another guy this evening that happens to look a bit like one of my exes. His message was cool and we have similar interests :)


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    #1092
    newbee22
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    Number of people who have mocked my blocking out of people from my profile pic-13
    People who said I look like I have angel wings- 8

    Don't use the colour white to block people out!


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    #1093
    awec
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    #1094
    Owen
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    It does look like angel wings from the thumbnail though! You could always photoshop yourself into some swanky party, or exotic beach!


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    #1095
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    New girl, my age, from Galway. Message sent. We'll see.


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    #1096
    newbee22
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    I wouldn't advise it awec! haha wow I'm lucky I don't work as a painter or an artist because I would be the worst one in the world!


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    awec
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    #1098
    newbee22
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    Owen wrote: »
    It does look like angel wings from the thumbnail though! You could always photoshop yourself into some swanky party, or exotic beach!

    How do you photoshop?! Maybe I shouldn't have worn a white dress for the pic, making me even more angelic! :P


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    #1099
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    awec wrote: »
    I'm not even getting views, which is weirding me out!

    When you say this? Do you mean women who just view your profile out of interest or ones who you've mailed? I don't think that many girls view profiles, they're too busy replying to messages :)


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    #1100
    Owen
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    newbee22 wrote: »
    How do you photoshop?! Maybe I shouldn't have worn a white dress for the pic, making me even more angelic! :P

    Takes a while to learn, Photoshop is an expensive package, but there's a free alternative called GIMP (Yes, it's funny, Graphics Image Manipulation Package), and there's dozens of tutorials out there on how to use it both on websites, and on youtube.


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    awec
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    #1102
    newbee22
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    Right gonna get gimp over weekend and the angel wings will be no more! But will then need to make my profile interesting so people will message me not to give out about my painting skills!!:rolleyes: Oh it's a stressful world! :o


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    #1103
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    newbee22 wrote: »
    Right gonna get gimp over weekend and the angel wings will be no more! But will then need to make my profile interesting so people will message me not to give out about my painting skills!!:rolleyes: Oh it's a stressful world! :o

    Just use paint? :D Draw some funny faces on your friends with it and it'll save their identity :)


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    #1104
    newbee22
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    Just got sent someones digits,this person has never even messaged me before! :confused: Anyone wanna text a 19 year old boy, I'll pass on the number!:P:P:P


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    newbee22
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    Samich wrote: »
    Just use paint? :D Draw some funny faces on your friends with it and it'll save their identity :)
    I did use paint Samich!! I just have no patience while trying to paint over stuff!


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    awec
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    #1107
    Samich
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    Girl replies but she's only looking for friends :P


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    #1108
    newbee22
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    awec wrote: »
    Another message?!

    What's the secret! :D

    Must be my angel wings!


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    awec
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    #1110
    MudSkipper
    Registered Users Posts: 556 ✭✭✭MudSkipper


    awec wrote: »
    I'm not even getting views, which is weirding me out!

    if you're on pof, there's an option to allow whether or not someone can see that they viewed a profile.....

    dont know exact page for the option as no longer have a pof profile :D, but it was/is there somewheres :pac:


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    awec
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