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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

  • 17-06-2012 10:30pm
    #1
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    Share your funnyest expressions / Insults.. Me and the mates wanna good laugh :)


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  • #2
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.


  • #3
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "You're as useless as seven Liams."

    "Your ***** looks ****** and is about as much **** as a ****** with no ****** ******* and ***** ***** ************ **** ****** **** ******* all over your face."


  • #4
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Cillit Bang wouldn't shift you.


  • #5
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    Varied wrote: »
    I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.

    Haha fair play on yah, Laughed at that one


  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    she has a face like a bag of broken bells

    he has a gob like a burnt fence

    she has an arse like a badly parked volkswagen beetle

    i hope she gets cancer of the gee (robbed from my father in law; what he said about margeret thatcher)


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  • #7
    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    A sniper wouldn't take her out...

    The tide wouldn't take her out...


  • #8
    yermanoffthetv
    Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    Face like a melted welly boot


  • #9
    ArtyM
    Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    [FONT=Verdana, Technical, Times New Roman]Sticks out like dog's balls.

    F**k you, and if you have any friends in America - f**k them too.

    [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Technical, Times New Roman]Sure as there's cold **** in a dead cat.[/FONT]


  • #10
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    She has a fanny like a burst couch..


  • #11
    The Davestator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,394 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    She's a face like a bulldog licking a drop of piss off a nettle. :D


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  • #12
    spacecookie555
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭spacecookie555


    She'd get up on a gusta wind dat one.

    I wouldnt get up on ya ta hang a pair a curtains.

    Id rather get up ona murder charge.

    Prammin the sprog.

    Hahahaha :D


  • #13
    The Davestator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,394 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    A face like a box of broken drill bits...


  • #14
    coonecb1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭coonecb1


    She has a face like a bag of mickeys


  • #15
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    The best part of him ran down his Mother's leg!!:eek::eek::eek:

    Much to my embarassment I used this the other day!! :eek:


  • #16
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    If you had two brains you be twice as stupid .


  • #17
    Kyler Pitiful Glassware
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ Kyler Pitiful Glassware


    I seem to remember this thread going on about a year ago... overheard on the train though, a woman sitting across from me on the phone, says "She's a f*ckin tin of biscuits, cans of pisses the pair of them".


  • #18
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    Fanny like a badly packed kebab


  • #19
    The Snipe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    I'm sweating like a jewish woman going through menopause.


  • #20
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users Posts: 4,937 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    "ugly as a box of burnt lego" from the Jigsaw-Girl thread a while back was a great one!


  • #21
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    If you kicked her in the fanny, the mickeys would fall out of her.


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  • #22
    Peetrik
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Face like an arse chewing a wasp

    Face like a melted welly


  • #23
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    These are Brilliant :D haha


  • #24
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    I'm sweating like a traveller doing maths.


  • #25
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    "If I said you were gorgeous would you swallow ten inches?"

    "go, on I'd be doin you a favour"

    "you've a face like a well slapped arse"


  • #26
    LiamSevenfold
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭LiamSevenfold


    Peetrik wrote: »
    Face like an arse chewing a wasp

    Face like a melted welly

    Ahaha epic


  • #27
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    She has a fanny like a burst couch..

    i left her with a fanny like a painters radio


  • #28
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Sweating like a paedo in a barney suit


  • #29
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    If there was work in the bed, he'd sleep on the ground


  • #30
    sparks24
    Registered Users Posts: 260 ✭✭sparks24


    if ya cant hide her dont ride her



    if you cant lift her dont shift her


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  • #31
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    A bear wouldn't hug ye!!


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