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Smoke me a Kipper

  • 29-05-2015 8:40pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭


    Please:)





    Pretty Please:o




    It's Mackerel season ya know;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    One would actually smoke a herring to make a kipper. So what you seek cannot be done! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    One would actually smoke a herring to make a kipper. So what you seek cannot be done! :P

    Pedant!:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    No. To be pedantic one would be overly concerned with minute details or formalisms. One would not class the obvious mistake in your request as minute...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    No. To be pedantic one would be overly concerned with minute details or formalisms. One would not class the obvious mistake in your request as minute...

    verbosity:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    At least one is not magnanimous and ebullient.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    At least one is not magnanimous and ebullient.

    somethingorother:(:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Bacon and and and and and eggs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    If you promise to be back for breakfast, I'll smoke you a kipper.
    That'd be Ace.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Where's that smokey kipper fella anyway? He never comes in to see us :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    Where's that smokey kipper fella anyway? He never comes in to see us :(

    yeah!:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    He retired from Boards.

    source: he's family.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    He retired from Boards.

    source: he's family.

    ^^^Look at this- it took a Royal Marine to get the answers we were looking for!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    What was the question again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    ^ That's the question.


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