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Favourite Simpsons Quote

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  • 09-11-2004 2:19am
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    frantic_mel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭


    Lets see what all you simpsons fans favourite quotes are...


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    #2
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,274 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Me fail English. That's unpossible. - Ralph Wiggum


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    #3
    enda1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,166 ✭✭✭enda1


    Homer - "Turn you main finger topwise"

    About the rubix cube in the basement!


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    Tiriel
    Registered Users Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    dunno about favourite but it makes me go doh!
    English, who needs that? I'm never going to England! -Homer :D


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    Astro1996
    Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭Astro1996


    Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. - Homer Simpson


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    #6
    frantic_mel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭frantic_mel


    To alcohol - The cause of and solution to all of life's problems - Homer Simpson


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    #7
    FranknFurter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭FranknFurter


    Lisa- I am the Lizard Queen!!

    and

    Lisa- Can't talk, coming down!

    :)


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    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Favourite Simpsons quote?! There's too many to pick from!!... But most of my favourite quotes are of course Homer's. And of course, you can't just quote Homer. You need Homer's delivery!

    3 Classic Homer Quotes (in WAV form):

    Damn Weiner Kids!

    Toot On!

    Where's The Any Key?


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    #9
    Aava
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭Aava


    "Oh, could you be careful not to scrape my asphalt?"

    "Kiss my asphalt".


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    #10
    billy the squid
    Registered Users Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid - Bart Simpson.


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    #11
    CyberGhost
    Registered Users Posts: 5,552 ✭✭✭CyberGhost


    Trying is the first step towards failure! - Homer J. Simpson


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    #12
    Blub2k4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭Blub2k4


    Stupid Gravity! Homer.


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    #13
    matrim
    Registered Users Posts: 7,515 ✭✭✭matrim


    'I not normally a praying man, but if you're up there. Please save me superman.'


    'Save me, Jebus' - Homer


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    landser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭landser


    Has to be: - "Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand" Homer. so handy when dealing with chuggers from Concern on the street


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    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    "oh my god!, this man is my exact double - hey!, that dog has a puffy tail!! , here puff - here puff."


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    Spalk0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    "Guess how many boobs i saw today Marge?, fiftftffteeeen!!!!!" - Homer Simpson right before he conks out cold! :D


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    445279.ie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    the fingers you are using to dial are too fat ...........


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    #18
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    You will have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.


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    #19
    Zulu
    Registered Users Posts: 10,965 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    ohhh a sarcasm machine! I can see that being really useful. - Comic shop guy.


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    CyberGhost
    Registered Users Posts: 5,552 ✭✭✭CyberGhost


    matrim wrote:
    'I not normally a praying man, but if you're up there. Please save me superman.'


    'Save me, Jebus' - Homer

    lol that one got me!


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    bringitdown
    Registered Users Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T. - Homer
    Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. - Homer

    Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! - Ralph Wiggum
    My cats name is mittens - Ralph Wiggum

    Bart: That’s a hitch-hiker, Homer.
    Homer: Ooh, let’s pick him up!
    Marge: No! What if he’s crazy?
    Homer: And what if he’s not? Then we’d look like idiots.


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    #22
    irlirishkev
    Registered Users Posts: 2,502 ✭✭✭irlirishkev


    From arguably the best Simpsons Episode ever

    Rex Banner: Don't crack wise with me, tubby!
    Comic Store Guy: Tubby? Oh, yes. Tubby.

    Classic..

    Kev.


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    The_B_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 7,859 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
    Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...
    Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus!.

    Classic. Best....Quote.....Ever!


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    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    It's a ring toss game....

    perfect when someone's saying something really boring and you wait till theyre finish and say it.



    Other than that there's the bit (not quite a quote) where homer's in the car with all the things attached to his cigarette lighter and playing the decks and shouting "Chaka khan, Chaka khan"

    "Save me Chaka Khan!!!!!"


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    Kêrmêttê
    Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Kêrmêttê


    Rex Banner: I'll get you, Beer Baron
    (far off in the distance) Homer: NO you wont!

    Comic store guy: Oh dear! I've wasted my life!
    (just as he's walking along the street reading a comic book, about to be hit by a missile)

    Ralph Wiggum: My cat's breath smells like cat food
    (brilliant to use when someone just said something that was out of context to the conversation at hand)


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    frantic_mel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭frantic_mel


    whats the one where he meet the smashing pumpkins...

    is it..

    Homer Simpson - Smiling Politely (or something to that effect)


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    penguinbloke
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    "Lisa in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics"
    and
    "I never apologise Lisa, I'm sorry but thats just the way I am"


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    Jekell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭Jekell


    My Dad's favourite:

    "Jesus must be spinning in his grave" -Barney


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    445279.ie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    The_B_Man wrote:
    Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
    Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...
    Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus!.

    Classic. Best....Quote.....Ever!


    LOL - I love this thread!!! :D:D:D


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    #30
    BattlingCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 710 ✭✭✭BattlingCheese


    forget the exact quote and google let me down but.....

    Homer: Your the sailing teacher???
    Sea Captain: Aye and at night the projectionist but only PG no ARrrrrrrrrr


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    Unit00
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Unit00


    One of many greats

    Maude (i think):They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
    Krusty : Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.

    One more then

    Kent Brockman : Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory.


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