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Judge: I find that disturbing and downright disgusting Mr Saunders. How low can you stoop.

Mr Saunders: Well I once tried it on with a Dachshund, Your Honour.

[1ZRed]

Sex. Just...need I say more like?

[policarp]

Originally Posted by 1ZRed

Sex. Just...need I say more like?

Squeal like a pig. . .
Oink. . .

[1ZRed]

Originally Posted by policarp

Squeal like a pig. . .
Oink. . .

Not following. I'm not the one in a position to be squealing like a pig tbh.
I've had a few beers and I saw sex. Naturally I liked.

[policarp]

Originally Posted by 1ZRed

Not following. I'm not the one in a position to be squealing like a pig tbh.
I've had a few beers and I saw sex. Naturally I liked.

It was a film a good few years ago about hillbilly carryings on.

Great music though.

Duel on banjoes.

[validusername1]

I just feel bad for the dog..
And his daughters.. Ha the shame

[holystungun9]

Originally Posted by shopaholic01

To be fair, not many women would oblige if you whistled for them to come upstairs.

There's this place called Copper's...

[Pottler]

When I first read this I had visions of a fella with a little sh1tzu swinging around on his todger like a flag on a pole.