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Keys in a bowl.

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  • #92
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Neadine wrote: »
    Oook then.....

    In talking like, you need to prove to me you are worth my worth, dont go bitchin on me. :confused:


  • #93
    Norwesterner
    Registered Users Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Norwesterner


    Louis Theroux did an episode on this when he toured the U.S.
    It's on Youtube.
    Certainly not as erotic or sexy as you'd imagine.
    I'd feel a bit awkward in these situations.
    Has the HSA financed any advice on these matters yet?


  • #94
    Zimmerframe
    Registered Users Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Zimmerframe


    Norwesterner wrote: »
    Could be worse.
    You could accidentally pick your own keys and have to leave with your partner...again.
    That would be my luck.

    That would be awful, Mrs Cowen.


  • #95
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    newbie2013 wrote: »
    Are yous having a laugh, theres something like qtr mill regiesterd swingers here in this island. Its widespread, i know plenty of swingers. Itll be more common as the years pass i would guess
    Registered with who? An Bord Swingola?


  • #96
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Norwesterner wrote: »
    Could be worse.
    You could accidentally pick your own keys and have to leave with your partner...again.
    That would be my luck.

    This is true, BFG you .


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  • #97
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    In talking like, you need to prove to me you are worth my worth, dont go bitchin on me. :confused:

    Firstly, I'm not 'bitchin on' anyone.
    And I need to prove what now, to who now?!


  • #98
    lost in cork
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭lost in cork


    Neadine wrote: »
    I never thought the Dineen's would be into that kinda carry on, just proves that you never really know people!
    im dineen:eek:


  • #99
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Dwork wrote: »
    Registered with who? An Bord Swingola?

    That's brill.
    Can only imagine what An Bord Swingola's contribution to the Gathering is going to be!


  • #100
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    lost in cork wrote: »
    im dineen:eek:

    Well, there you go. Shockin' carry on.


  • #101
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    Neadine wrote: »
    That's brill.
    Can only imagine what An Bord Swingola's contribution to the Gathering is going to be!
    They're affiliated to the IRA-I'd Ride Anyone. The break-away faction, the R.IRA is a bit more widespread. The R is for Realistically. It applies more to males.


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  • #102
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    I always thought the keys in a bowl was a bit of an urban legend. It's all done online now with profiles and even facebook (so I am told). A lad who I went to college with found out his parents were active swingers the worst way possible. He got a lift home on the Friday evening instead of Saturday as he usually did, had no credit to ring ahead so he just landed on home. Walked in the back door and into the sitting room and found his parents and two other couples and a few single people in varying states of undress and pairing off to go upstairs. They never heard him as they were blasting out the tunes (some 70's ****e).


  • #103
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Neadine wrote: »
    Firstly, I'm not 'bitchin on' anyone.
    And I need to prove what now, to who now?!

    1st off you need to stop with the nowness, you need to prove nuttin to the nuttiness, but to evolve you need to do ten sit ups while not speaking.


  • #104
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Dwork wrote: »
    They're affiliated to the IRA-I'd Ride Anyone. The break-away faction, the R.IRA is a bit more widespread. The R is for Realistically. It applies more to males.

    I can already see the fliers being dispersed throughout Irish communities and centres around the globe.
    Really, it can only be a huge success!


  • #105
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    666irishguy wrote: »
    I always thought the keys in a bowl was a bit of an urban legend. It's all done online now with profiles and even facebook (so I am told). A lad who I went to college with found out his parents were active swingers the worst way possible. He got a lift home on the Friday evening instead of Saturday as he usually did, had no credit to ring ahead so he just landed on home. Walked in the back door and into the sitting room and found his parents and two other couples and a few single people in varying states of undress and pairing off to go upstairs. They never heard him as they were blasting out the tunes (some 70's ****e).

    Scarred for life, there isn't enough therapy in the world to get you over that.


  • #106
    lost in cork
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭lost in cork


    i know some couples that if i picked there keys i would have got a result but the wife wouldnt be best pleased with her match


  • #107
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    1st off you need to stop with the nowness, you need to prove nuttin to the nuttiness, but to evolve you need to do ten sit ups while not speaking.

    I'm not feeling the need right now.


  • #108
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    Neadine wrote: »
    I can already see the fliers being dispersed throughout Irish communities and centres around the globe.
    Really, it can only be a huge success!
    truth be known, every man alive is a member of the IRA. They just don't get the chance to see active service.


  • #109
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    lost in cork wrote: »
    i know some couples that if i picked there keys i would have got a result but the wife wouldnt be best pleased with her match

    Would that be your wife or their wife?
    (Have no idea why it even matters!)


  • #110
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Dwork wrote: »
    truth be known, every man alive is a member of the IRA. They just don't get the chance to see active service.

    A sort of underground community where only a few are chosen?!


  • #111
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Neadine wrote: »
    I'm not feeling the need right now.

    Most important, is you realize you will feel the need, I am here for you, be lucky,

    but most of all be happy.


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  • #112
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    Most important, is you realize you will feel the need, I am here for you, be lucky,

    but most of all be happy.

    I am perfectly contented, and that's about as much as one can hope for at any given time.


  • #113
    lost in cork
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭lost in cork


    Neadine wrote: »
    Would that be your wife or their wife?
    (Have no idea why it even matters!)
    i think it just goes to show the whole bowl thing is flawed ,nobody wins unless everybody wins ,in this situation


  • #114
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Neadine wrote: »
    I am perfectly contented, and that's about as much as one can hope for at any given time.

    This word is lies, perfectly, no human can get to that stage, unless you are jeebus.


  • #115
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    lost in cork wrote: »
    i think it just goes to show the whole bowl thing is flawed ,nobody wins unless everybody wins ,in this situation

    First of all you're complaining about the lack of surprise, and now you're complaining about the potential surprise.
    There's just no pleasing some people. :rolleyes:


  • #116
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    Neadine wrote: »
    I am perfectly contented, and that's about as much as one can hope for at any given time.
    You've pulled! Lucky you.:eek::pac::D


  • #117
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    This word is lies, perfectly, no human can get to that stage, unless you are jeebus.


    Ah now, it's nearly 1am, settle.


  • #118
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Dwork wrote: »
    You've pulled! Lucky you.:eek::pac::D

    Pulled what though?! :confused:


  • #119
    lost in cork
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭lost in cork


    Neadine wrote: »
    First of all you're complaining about the lack of surprise, and now you're complaining about the potential surprise.
    There's just no pleasing some people. :rolleyes:
    oh go on then throw your keys in the bowl:D


  • #120
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    To the best of my knowledge there are SERIOUS amounts of swingers and swappers going in most towns and villages around the country.
    Def not a city thing exclusively :(


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  • #121
    Neadine
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    lost in cork wrote: »
    oh go on then throw your keys in the bowl:D

    I don't have a bowl, I'm deprived!


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