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Aurongroove · 21-02-2012, 00:47

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Originally Posted by Coeurdepirate

This is off-topic but I think you're being unnecessarily hostile.

Sorry you think that.
I do have a tendency to come across that way!, it;s always been an issue, in real life I have the opposite problem: I come across as light-hearted even when I'm trying to be serious

for my sake, try to imagine my posts being read out in a boring voice.

Paddy C · 21-02-2012, 12:13

Like the voice from 1:48 onwards in this clip!

Aurongroove · 21-02-2012, 19:16

that's exactly the tone of all my posts, ya huge big bastard.

(it works remarkable well)

going back on topic, I used to think about very strange and abstract concepts when masturbating as a teen. and hardly ever actually people.

but whenever it was people it was always men.

Paddy C · 22-02-2012, 10:59

So.... what.... you imagined doing it with a filing cabinet up a tree with a pelican watching and stuff?

oisindoyle · 22-02-2012, 14:32

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Originally Posted by DubArk

…I wanted to eat of the fruit of all the trees in the garden of the world… And so, indeed, I went out, and so I lived. My only mistake was that I confined myself so exclusively to the trees of what seemed to me the sun-lit side of the garden, and shunned the other side for its shadow and its gloom.

Oscar Wilde

Lovely 'n all, but did he have a fiddle,,,,

Aurongroove · 22-02-2012, 22:37

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Originally Posted by Paddy C

So.... what.... you imagined doing it with a filing cabinet up a tree with a pelican watching and stuff?

please

that's so far inside the box, it can't even see the walls of the box.

Liberal Irishman · 23-02-2012, 20:04

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Originally Posted by MarriedButBi

I have those fantasies too when I masturbate. I havent had sex with a guy, but I think I'd like to. But the reality might not be as enjoyable. Life is full of mysteries, some we solve, some we continue to mull over

Have you given your other half any idea of how you feel?

crouchingtiger · 25-02-2012, 18:55

Explore your sexuality, there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Do what you feel like doing. Its completely normal.

coolperson05 · 26-02-2012, 14:34

If it's a sexual desire thing, could it be fulfilled with some...ahem...accessories! (aka toys) for your other half to use with/on you??!

(I feel dirty after typing that! - the shame on Boards)

21-02-2012, 19:16	#18
Aurongroove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 777 Adverts \| Friends	that's exactly the tone of all my posts, ya huge big bastard. (it works remarkable well) going back on topic, I used to think about very strange and abstract concepts when masturbating as a teen. and hardly ever actually people. but whenever it was people it was always men. Last edited by Aurongroove; 21-02-2012 at 19:18.

25-02-2012, 18:55	#23
crouchingtiger Registered User Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 20 Adverts \| Friends	Its fine. Explore your sexuality, there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Do what you feel like doing. Its completely normal.

21-02-2012, 12:13	#17
Paddy C Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,433 Adverts \| Friends	Like the voice from 1:48 onwards in this clip!

22-02-2012, 10:59	#19
Paddy C Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,433 Adverts \| Friends	So.... what.... you imagined doing it with a filing cabinet up a tree with a pelican watching and stuff?

26-02-2012, 14:34	#24
coolperson05 Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Dublin 7/Waterford Posts: 245 Adverts \| Friends	If it's a sexual desire thing, could it be fulfilled with some...ahem...accessories! (aka toys) for your other half to use with/on you??! (I feel dirty after typing that! - the shame on Boards)