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Shagging your cousin?

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    #32
    Slumlion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Slumlion


    Tea_Bag wrote: »
    seriously, are you the funniest man alive?:pac:
    hes the funniest athlone knacker alive(funniest looking that is)


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    #33
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Don't think I could do the deed, but for a hot one I'd have many a **** in their honour.


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    #34
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Charles Darwin married his 1st cousin!

    Yes, and one of his children had some sort of defect. He didn't realise till years later that marrying his cousin probably caused it.


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    #35
    Orla K
    Registered Users Posts: 2,462 ✭✭✭Orla K


    No, just no, they're like brothers that don't try to piss me off.

    I do know someone who was with more than one of her cousins. One was her first shag too and to make it worse it was the back of a van, a quickie and he was engaged! Thankfully she's calmed down now. Also I've just remembered she was about 14/15 and he was in his 20's. It was just wrong on so many levels.


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    #36
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I think that wondering about incest is a defeatist attitude. There are several billion people out there and not just your cousins. Just go out and enjoy yourself but if incest is your thing, and is not infringing on somebody else, then its alright provided pregnancy does not come after.


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    #37
    Interceptor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Roll your own.





    'c


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    #38
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Would not hesitate for 1 second to do one of my cousins

    *Maybe I should add that she is adopted...*


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    #39
    Demonique
    Registered Users Posts: 2,803 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Of course I'd keep it in the family and partake in wincest.

    Is that a Supernatural quote? Heh, fans of that show do seem to like their brother-****ing and writing ****ty fanfiction about it too!


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    #40
    Amalgam
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Of course I'd keep it in the family and partake in wincest.

    I'm a Unix.








    (yes, ok, stop pushing, I know where my coat is..)


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    #41
    stainluss
    Registered Users Posts: 864 ✭✭✭stainluss


    snyper wrote: »
    Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair or something worse

    Like hoop earrings and learning disabilities?:P


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    #42
    tootyflutty
    Registered Users Posts: 782 ✭✭✭tootyflutty


    A family near where I live are two first cousins married, and have 6 kids, 4 of them are disabled. Now if that doesn't put you off what does?
    Just no. Never. Ew. No.


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    #43
    indough
    Registered Users Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭indough


    youd think theyd stop having kids


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    #44
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,059 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    tootyflutty wrote: »
    A family near where I live are two first cousins married, and have 6 kids, 4 of them are disabled. Now if that doesn't put you off what does?
    Just no. Never. Ew. No.

    I thought the thread was only about shagging them

    if it involves raising a shortbus full of hillbillies, I'm out


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    #45
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Exactly. It's like asking would ye ride a roiiide and then saying are you ready to be a father?


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    #46
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    tootyflutty wrote: »
    A family near where I live are two first cousins married, and have 6 kids, 4 of them are disabled. Now if that doesn't put you off what does?
    Just no. Never. Ew. No.

    Yeah but, 2 are working just fine..

    Ever such the pessimist!


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    #47
    illiop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 682 ✭✭✭illiop


    no I wouldn't...but then none of mine are remotley attractive so who knows? I do have a friend from Cavan though and we were slaggin' her once, someone goes "You all marry you're cousins up there, don't you?" and my very riled friend replies "No we don't! That's just my uncle!"


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    #48
    sexmag
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭sexmag


    Orla K wrote: »
    No, just no, they're like brothers that don't try to piss me off.

    I do know someone who was with more than one of her cousins. One was her first shag too and to make it worse it was the back of a van, a quickie and he was engaged! Thankfully she's calmed down now. Also I've just remembered she was about 14/15 and he was in his 20's. It was just wrong on so many levels.


    Please introduce me to this chick..:D


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    #49
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    snyper wrote: »
    Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair or something worse

    In the words of the bard: up the mucker; no babies.

    I snogged my cousin when I was pretty young. Had never met her before and she was hot.


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    #50
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Slumlion wrote: »
    hes the funniest athlone knacker alive(funniest looking that is)

    touched on a raw nerve did we.

    fancy yer cousin..


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    #51
    Orla K
    Registered Users Posts: 2,462 ✭✭✭Orla K


    sexmag wrote: »
    Please introduce me to this chick..:D

    You'd regret you said that if I did.


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    #52
    grenache
    Registered Users Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    K4t wrote: »
    The rule for me has always been; First cousin no, second cousin no problem. There's enough distance.
    In that case then, you better pray you didn't have children. Second cousins consumating leads to a far higher risk of such mental conditions as cerebral palsy and downs syndrome occuring in new born children.

    It works like the whole bomb theory. If two people are standing next to a bomb when it goes off, the person standing right next to it (first cousin) has a better chance of surviving than the person standing six feet away from it. (second cousin).


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    #53
    Slumlion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Slumlion


    snyper wrote: »
    touched on a raw nerve did we.

    fancy yer cousin..

    No I don't,its you that fancys your cousin.
    I bet you look like one of those guys from wrong turn.


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    #54
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Slumlion wrote: »
    No I don't,its you that fancys your cousin.
    I bet you look like one of those guys from wrong turn.

    Wow.. long time since i heard a crushing put down like that.. infact about 20 years... are you 12?


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    #55
    Slumlion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Slumlion


    snyper wrote: »
    Wow.. long time since i heard a crushing put down like that.. infact about 20 years... are you 12?
    Are you inbred?


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    #56
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    People complain about the foreigners in this country and yet there are still people ****ing their own family.


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    #57
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Slumlion wrote: »
    hes the funniest athlone knacker alive(funniest looking that is)
    Slumlion wrote: »
    Are you inbred?

    Banned.


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    #58
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Slumlion wrote: »
    Are you inbred?

    wow, incredible rebuke.

    Once again crushing.


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    #59
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Slumlion wrote: »
    hes the funniest athlone knacker alive(funniest looking that is)
    Slumlion wrote: »
    Are you inbred?
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Banned.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyT8F-UFNE

    :D

    On topic, I really have no opinion on it , not my cup of tea.


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    #60
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Kradock wrote: »
    Yeah , he also thought we are descended from apes

    no, we and apes share the same ancestors. theres a difference


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    #61
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    no, we and apes share the same ancestors. theres a difference

    yes, i was of that opinion until i was corrected.

    Our common ancestor was infact also an ape


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