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    #2
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Not a sexual service yet they give prostate massages :pac:


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    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    You got what you were looking for in fairness.


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    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Not just a man from Russia, but a MAN from Russia.

    A MAN who's offering full body relaxing.

    But its not sexual.

    Right.


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    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Found this on Done Deal today, has to be the strangest ad I have ever seen.

    http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/health/2816194

    /rings number


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    My what big hands he has :eek:.

    It's more sexual than ima gettin an a saturday night!

    Thank you OP, ya good thing.

    \ dials :p


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    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    In Russia, man relax you!


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    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    A Russian chaps digit up the botty does sound quite relaxing.

    Stick on a CD of Whalesong and he can shove a deck chair up there for all I care.


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    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    How is it not a sexual service if he sticks his finger up your hole?


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    cheaper than a night in coppers tbf


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    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    is prostate massage not a bit, err, ghey? My prostate has never made it known to me that it was stressed. As far as rubbin down the laydees, away ya go Mr Russian Man, always thought the whole sex-trade was a bit one sided.


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    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    The picture with the lady in the water looks a bit disturbing , it looks like she is about to get her organs harvested!


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    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Pottler wrote: »
    is prostate massage not a bit, err, ghey? My prostate has never made it known to me that it was stressed. As far as rubbin down the laydees, away ya go Mr Russian Man, always thought the whole sex-trade was a bit one sided.

    It is a medical procedure.;)


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    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    The picture with the lady in the water looks a bit disturbing , it looks like she is about to get her organs harvested!

    and a bit too young.:eek:


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    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    It is a medical procedure.;)
    I know, Many's the time I've rubbed down the missus, and she says I have hands like a surgeon.


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    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Is he 9 years old?

    Edit (I think i read this wrong, i thought it meant he was 9, i think it might be how old the add is, feel a bit stupid but its late at night)


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Pottler wrote: »
    I know, Many's the time I've rubbed down the missus, and she says I have hands like a surgeon.

    Dr Neary?


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    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    It looks like the tatooed guy is being cremated.


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    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    efb wrote: »
    Dr Neary?
    Neary or Farey, Dr Love will travvel.:D Does the average Ms/Mr really feel the need to hire a Russian lad to rub them down? Any Eastern European fella I've every seen looks like they would rather shake you down than rub you down. Suppose every race has a few..


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    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Just in case you missed it.


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,424 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    You have cat now!


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    AH->CVPL


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    Mmmm_Lemony
    Registered Users Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Found this on Done Deal today, has to be the strangest ad I have ever seen.

    http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/health/2816194

    Just happened upon it? What exactly were you searching for?


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    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    not sexual at all


    http://photos2.donedeal.ie/Full-9131576.jpeg


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    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    Body massage

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk


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