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anyone else ****ing sick of that car crash advertisement?

  • 13-10-2008 6:15pm
    #1
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭


    the one where the car crushes the girl and her boyfriend. Its on ALL THE ****ING TIME. I see it about 5 times a day and I don't even watch that much tv, its really getting me down. Enough already! I can't stand to hear so much crying and wailing, I get enough of that from the misses when I beat her ass every night :-)


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  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Why were they on a wall near a road like that anyway?

    stupid ad


  • #3
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    It's a valid safety massage - don't sit on walls.


  • #4
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    She only seemed to be crushed from the knees down, so I don't see why they couldn't just give her a coupla crutches and let her have a gimpy walk. Cheaper than a wheelchair.


  • #5
    sweetie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,791 ✭✭✭sweetie


    how ugly is the driver of that car


  • #6
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    I think it is fantastic entertainment.


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  • #7
    Stark
    Registered Users Posts: 20,886 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Car crash porn at its finest.


  • #8
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    I want to know why Posh Spice is kissing some random dude on a wall in Limerick (or wherever it is).


  • #9
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    I love the way the guy pulls a ****in handbrake turn into the other car just because of a dog! Who gave that guy his license?? :D


  • #10
    ziedth
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 9,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ziedth


    DarkJager wrote: »
    I love the way the guy pulls a ****in handbrake turn into the other car just because of a dog! Who gave that guy his license?? :D

    Remember he was driving too fast to react properly :D:D:D

    Posh spice!!! quality.

    But ya i'm pretty sick of it too, I'm pretty ashamed to admit but I always get a laugh out of it when its all horrifying and she's getting help from the firemen then for no reason at all it cuts to this really artistic shot of an old man crying.


  • #11
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,785 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    To think that anyone can get a licence! The dog owner should be held responsible for their actions!


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  • #12
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,116 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    It's terrible...what ever happens to the poor dog?
    GhostInTheRuins wrote: »
    It's a valid safety massage - don't sit on walls.
    But the one on the wall survived!


  • #13
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I always find that the more (porno)graphic that road safety ads get, the more I just switch off.


  • #14
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    The build quality of the wall is to be commended. To take a smash like that. Amazing.


  • #15
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Obviously a serious traffic crime to warrant flying over a crown court judge to the trial too.


  • #16
    ziedth
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 9,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ziedth


    stovelid wrote: »
    Obviously a serious traffic crime to warrant flying over a crown court judge to the trial too.

    HA HA HA, I never noticed that. Inspired


  • #17
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    stovelid wrote: »
    Obviously a serious traffic crime to warrant flying over a crown court judge to the trial too.

    "Its obvious to me that you were driving too fast to cope with the unexpected"

    Give the man a clap :) He's probably made his career out of stating the blindingly obvious!


  • #18
    ShagNastii
    Registered Users Posts: 4,801 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    The thing I find painful about this ad is, the fact, its soo are to crack one out looking at your one before all the bad **** happens!

    Shes the biggest ride on TV


  • #19
    fricatus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭fricatus


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    The thing I find painful about this ad is, the fact, its soo are to crack one out looking at your one before all the bad **** happens!

    :confused:

    Would you mind posting in English next time?


  • #20
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Shmuck wrote: »
    the one where the car crushes the girl and her boyfriend. Its on ALL THE ****ING TIME. I see it about 5 times a day and I don't even watch that much tv, its really getting me down. Enough already! I can't stand to hear so much crying and wailing, I get enough of that from the misses when I beat her ass every night :-)

    Someone should make a horror movie using nothing other than clips from those car crash adverts.


  • #21
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    The real moral of the advert is really to build more pubs. Otherwise the country youth have to grope each other precariously on walls at the side of busy roads instead of going drinking like normal teenagers.


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  • #22
    ShagNastii
    Registered Users Posts: 4,801 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    The thing I find painful about this ad is, the fact, its soo are to crack one out looking at your one before all the bad **** happens!

    Shes the biggest ride on TV

    Its man lingo sorry, allow me to translate

    Its hard to have a **** whilst looking at the young female before all the bad stuff in the said advertisment happens and totally kills the good feeling . Is that OK?


  • #23
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I hate that ad so much. All I hear from it is #''Just one look''....then a horrible banshee wail and a constipated grunt. I prefered the ad that showed peoples reactions before they crashed, the faces they made were hilarious.


  • #24
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    Its man lingo sorry, allow me to translate

    Its hard to have a **** whilst looking at the young female before all the bad stuff in the said advertisment happens and totally kills the good feeling . Is that OK?

    I just have to make sure I hold on until he lets out a big dirty gob on her before gettin complete enjoyment.


  • #25
    paddy316i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭paddy316i


    Its awful when it comes on late and your tired and she just keeps screeching like a knacker women:mad:


  • #26
    ShagNastii
    Registered Users Posts: 4,801 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    Can somebody please email this thread to Gay Byrne and Noel Brett please!

    Ah sure feck it the Ray D'Arcy show too


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