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Crap Locations

  • 24-09-2008 2:27pm
    #1
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭


    do you have any problems taking a crap in someone else's house or in work? I have no real problem with it but I prefer to do it in the comfort of my own house. I do know some people however who hate doing it outside their own house and I know someone else who takes pride in christening other peoples toilets. how about you though?

    apologies if this brings another revolution of toilet related threads btw


Comments

  • #2
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Hell no son.

    Fear of other peoples toilets is for wimps.

    Just stomp in, assume the position and blow out the load.

    Flush optional


  • #3
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Hell no son.

    Fear of other peoples toilets is for wimps.

    Just stomp in, assume the position and blow out the load.

    Flush optional

    Before I even scrolled down, I knew you'd be first to reply.
    Thank you for reassuring my comfort with boards :pac:


  • #4
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,423 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I always try and create a nouveau art deco piece in their toilets. I like to think that I am giving their dog something different to feast on.


  • #5
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    The Bollox wrote: »
    I do know some people however who hate doing it outside their own house

    Nah,
    Love doing it.
    Right on the driveway.

    The neighbours give you funny looks for a few weeks but then they get used to it.


    Keeps cats out of the garden aswell.


  • #6
    diamondp
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭diamondp


    Never. Just couldnt. If for some strange need that i would have no choice but to use someone elses loo id have to be in dire need/ touching cloth/ Turtleing otherwise home for me. :D


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  • #7
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Hell no son.

    Fear of other peoples toilets is for wimps.

    Just stomp in, assume the position and blow out the load.

    Flush optional

    Do you receive email updates when a thread with this subject matter appears?
    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Before I even scrolled down, I knew you'd be first to reply.
    Thank you for reassuring my comfort with boards :pac:

    You need to change up your resolution from 640x480


  • #8
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    No problem as long as there is some good reading material available.


  • #9
    Fringe
    Registered Users Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    I did it after some buffet one time in the restraunt but then I heard some people outside talking harshly about my crap so I've been traumatised ever since that day.


  • #10
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Used to be like this - had a system of shit tokens with a few friends, trying to keep it balanced. Lost count of who had how many, so stopped that.


  • #11
    FX Meister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭FX Meister


    Prefer in my own toilet if at all possible. Was determined not to go at electric picnic this year. So much so that I brought immodium along to bung up the works if I felt the urge to go to the toilet. Luckily I managed to hold it in the natural way from Friday until Monday.


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  • #12
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    FX Meister wrote: »
    Prefer in my own toilet if at all possible. Was determined not to go at electric picnic this year. So much so that I brought immodium along to bung up the works if I felt the urge to go to the toilet. Luckily I managed to hold it in the natural way from Friday until Monday.
    I'd say you had a great one when you got home. I'm almost jealous as there's nothing better than a good shít


  • #13
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    You are badly bound Buddy.

    Take some Sennakott.


  • #14
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,561 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    I will squat one out anywhere when I feel the need


  • #15
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Seriously.

    Another taking a sh!t thread?


  • #16
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    FX Meister wrote: »
    Prefer in my own toilet if at all possible. Was determined not to go at electric picnic this year. So much so that I brought immodium along to bung up the works if I felt the urge to go to the toilet. Luckily I managed to hold it in the natural way from Friday until Monday.

    How did you manage that?? Your intestines must be hurting...


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