Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi all,
Vanilla are planning an update to the site on April 24th (next Wednesday). It is a major PHP8 update which is expected to boost performance across the site. The site will be down from 7pm and it is expected to take about an hour to complete. We appreciate your patience during the update.
Thanks all.

Watching a movie - then sex scene - and your dad!

2

Comments

  • #32
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    NOONE messes with Ben Stiller.

    He was in Zoolander FFS!

    The only reason De Niro isn't getting the same treatment is because he has enough great films to compensate. Ben Stiller doesn't. I like him in a few films but along with Will Ferrell, he is probably one of the most overrated comedy actors out there at the moment.


  • #33
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    funk-you wrote: »
    Worst film EVER.

    -Funk

    http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb241/dcdc2/gtfo.gif

    I love that image:D
    I disliked Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell in a lot of movies, but to me, Zoolander is one of the finest movies.


  • #34
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    javaboy wrote: »
    along with Will Ferrell, he is probably one of the most overrated comedy actors out there at the moment.

    + So many it makes my ass scream. Can't stand those guys.

    -Funk


  • #35
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    funk-you wrote: »
    + So many it makes my ass scream. Can't stand those guys.

    -Funk


    How can you diss Will Ferrell?

    Didn't you ever see Elf?

    GENIUS!


  • #36
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    How can you diss Will Ferrell?

    Didn't you ever see Elf?

    GENIUS!

    Boo! Anyway the writers deserve the credit, all he did was prance around like a sap.

    -Funk


  • Advertisement
  • #37
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    My dad was watching a graphic documentary of a woman giving birth once when I was in the room. Why???? I was only about 9. It was embarrassing.


  • #38
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    funk-you wrote: »
    Boo! Anyway the writers deserve the credit, all he did was prance around like a sap.

    -Funk

    I was messing.

    Elf was an awful film.


  • #39
    Luna Brave Nail
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ Luna Brave Nail


    kickoutthejams wrote: »

    I remember back in school when us kids were in our Goldeneye phase and my friend lent me the video to watch. I was watching it when my grandad came in to sit down right suddenly the scene where Xenia is screwing the boat captain came on.

    Pity you there mate, that would of been terribly awkward. The noises out of yer one.

    I find the subject VERY uncomfortable around all my family. I remember walking into the sitting room and my dad was watching a cassette version of Sliver that I didn't know we had in the house.....walked straight back out while letting out a big cough...


  • #40
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Never a problem at any age I have to say - watching stuff like Barberalla (okay its light-weight but with nekkidness/sci-fi sex) with the parents when I was 12 or 13.

    Mike.


  • #41
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I was messing.

    Elf was an awful film.

    ;)

    -Funk


  • Advertisement
  • #42
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    I once watched porn with my father. Very odd.


  • #43
    Hudson 4 ever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭Hudson 4 ever


    Yeah this is the exact kind of thing which I would have hated before I became a Nihilist


  • #44
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    I once watched porn with my father. Very odd.

    you watched porn of your dad?

    you sick freak


  • #45
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    After reading the title this thread was a bit of a disappointment :(


  • #46
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,414 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Remember coming back from the pub with the parents etc.
    Bravo channel was on and this guy was giving head to a gorgeous blonde..
    Old lady roars out to the old fella...get in here quick..
    He comes in...she points to screen saying "that's how it's done".
    I'm there groaning to myself thinking oh mfg.. :o


  • #47
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Mathew Reilly wrote: »
    Remember coming back from the pub with the parents etc.
    Bravo channel was on and this guy was giving head to a gorgeous blonde..
    Old lady roars out to the old fella...get in here quick..
    He comes in...she points to screen saying "that's how it's done".
    I'm there groaning to myself thinking oh mfg.. :o

    :eek::eek::eek: F/ck me thats worse than hearing them at it.

    -Funk


  • #48
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Why do they always walk in right at a sex scene? You could be watching 7 hours of sex free tv, but the moment the sex scene comes on, they walk in! :o


  • #49
    diamondp
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭diamondp


    Well thank you for the best laugh. Ive been sitting at work board outta my skull and skingy eyed with tiredness but this thread has really woken me up. Btw cant do the sex watching with parents thing so understand were people are cuming from. But some comments did cheer up my afternoon, thanks you. :D:D:D:D


  • #50
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    antodeco wrote: »
    Why do they always walk in right at a sex scene? You could be watching 7 hours of sex free tv, but the moment the sex scene comes on, they walk in! :o

    I think it's called the Embarrodetecter. You get fitted with one in the maternity ward.

    -Funk


  • #51
    billymitchell
    Registered Users Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    Just reminded me of a cringey story with me and my old fashioned parents!!!
    Just to set the scene, my folks watch Hearbeat, late late and Pat Short, thats it!!
    So I was at home one evening watching the TV, Late Late was just finished, so I grabbed the remote and being wary that the folks were in the room, I said I would try put on something not too offensive. So next thing I saw on E4, "Top 100 Drama's of all time". So i thought that'll do nicely, Drama = Boring, no worries. Remote put down, settle down for a snooze fest before bed

    So anyway, what was the next "top" drama that comes on, "Queer as Folk"...... First scene is one guy w*nking off another, then there is some guy bumming another guy. Then there was the "famous" coming out scene.(I never seen the show before, but allegedly that was a famous scene)

    So I was so frozen with shock over the whole thing, i left it on the whole way through. Needless to say the folks made a swift exit out of the room to have a little chat,no doubt have a "talk" about me!!


  • Advertisement
  • #52
    the whole year inn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,077 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    billymitchell wrote: »
    Just reminded me of a cringey story with me and my old fashioned parents!!!
    Just to set the scene, my folks watch Hearbeat, late late and Pat Short, thats it!!
    So I was at home one evening watching the TV, Late Late was just finished, so I grabbed the remote and being wary that the folks were in the room, I said I would try put on something not too offensive. So next thing I saw on E4, "Top 100 Drama's of all time". So i thought that'll do nicely, Drama = Boring, no worries. Remote put down, settle down for a snooze fest before bed

    So anyway, what was the next "top" drama that comes on, "Queer as Folk"...... First scene is one guy w*nking off another, then there is some guy bumming another guy. Then there was the "famous" coming out scene.(I never seen the show before, but allegedly that was a famous scene)

    So I was so frozen with shock over the whole thing, i left it on the whole way through. Needless to say the folks made a swift exit out of the room to have a little chat,no doubt have a "talk" about me!!

    lol


  • #53
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,005 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    parents seem to have the ability of entering the room just as some hot and steamy scene in the movie starts


  • #54
    Joziah Bitter Gynecologist
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ Joziah Bitter Gynecologist


    I remember watching Maximum Risk with my Dad years abck when it first came out and my Dad saying that the sex scene was Van Damme planning his escape. Still remember him fast forwarding through it and me asking why it was taking so long for him to escape.


  • #55
    girlbiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭girlbiker


    [

    Unless of course he were to turn around and say something along the lines of - "Thats some seriously hot stuff there, I wish your mother was into that. Is this making you hard ? Because its making me hard ... just wondering ya know ?"

    In which case I would be predictably freaked the **** out.[/quote]

    hahaha:D f&*king hell.............me too!


  • #56
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,148 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Old thread Alert :pac::pac::pac:


  • #57
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    xzanti wrote: »
    I was in the car with my dad the other day and that Nichol Sherzinger song came on, you know the one with Timbaland, and the part where she starts moaning/simulating orgasm started... Utter silence in the car, most uncomfortable few seconds of my life :o

    What I found most amusing was the odd occassion my 72 year old gaelgoir father seemed to develop a keen interest in the various videos of rap artists........


  • #58
    Censorsh!t
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Censorsh!t


    haha. yeah its sooo awkward.
    Its kinda like "sooo,...anybody want a cup of tea?" or "i'm going to the bathroom" or i take sudden interest in making sure the dog is comfortable on the couch.


  • #59
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,561 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Yeah I'm the same.
    You just never know what to do. As it's always obvious when youbale out of the room or try start a conversation


  • #60
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Censorsh!t wrote: »
    haha. yeah its sooo awkward.
    Its kinda like "sooo,...anybody want a cup of tea?" or "i'm going to the bathroom" or i take sudden interest in making sure the dog is comfortable on the couch.
    You make your dog comfortable for watching the shex?


  • Advertisement
  • #61
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    mike65 wrote: »
    Never a problem at any age I have to say - watching stuff like Barberalla (okay its light-weight but with nekkidness/sci-fi sex) with the parents when I was 12 or 13.

    Mike.

    the when she's in the orgasmo piano thingy!!!


Advertisement