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So have you been stung looking at porno???

  • 04-11-2007 6:40pm
    #1
    TheThing!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭


    I have been stung a few times, I just play it cool as a cucumber. You shower, I suspect, are not quite as suave. So lets hear it then, have you been caught looking at porno, or worse...
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  • #2
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    TheThing! wrote: »
    So have you been stung looking at porno???
    No, I always make sure there are no wasps etc. in the room before letting Junior out to play ...


  • #3
    Redrocket
    Registered Users Posts: 2,214 ✭✭✭Redrocket


    No but it was absolutely hilarious for me when I caught someone else :D:D:D:D watching porn and having a **** :D I stayed for a minute (while he tried to contain the mess that his quickly pulled down t-shirt was hiding) and took a look at the porn to see how good it was, then went on my merry way :D


  • #4
    daniel3982
    Registered Users Posts: 204 ✭✭daniel3982


    When I was about 16 i went out for one of my first proper nights out because my mum and siblings were away, I had a few too many lagers and stumbled home horny, deciding that it would be a good idea to have a go on the PC when I got in, I fired it up and went to some teen hotties site or something, pulled down the pants and then the next thing I knew I felt like the screen turned into one of those black swirly patterns from the 60's, it felt like it sucked me in and spat me out again. Next thing I know its 6:30 am, my Dad is asking if I am alive, my pants are around my ankles and Im lying on the ground with the computer chair with the dog licking sick off my face, and of course there was porn on my screen.

    First time my Dad even knew that I drank!


  • #5
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.


  • #6
    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    stevenk wrote: »
    No but it was absolutely hilarious for me when I caught someone else :D:D:D:D watching porn and having a **** :D I stayed for a minute

    So you're telling us you like to watch men masturbate?


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  • #7
    TheThing!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭TheThing!


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

    Shameless, you need to say a few hail marys


  • #8
    TheThing!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭TheThing!


    daniel3982 wrote: »
    When I was about 16 i went out for one of my first proper nights out because my mum and siblings were away, I had a few too many lagers and stumbled home horny, deciding that it would be a good idea to have a go on the PC when I got in, I fired it up and went to some teen hotties site or something, pulled down the pants and then the next thing I knew I felt like the screen turned into one of those black swirly patterns from the 60's, it felt like it sucked me in and spat me out again. Next thing I know its 6:30 am, my Dad is asking if I am alive, my pants are around my ankles and Im lying on the ground with the computer chair with the dog licking sick off my face, and of course there was porn on my screen.

    First time my Dad even knew that I drank!

    You should have closed your eyes and plugged your ears and kept saying Jesus


  • #9
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    daniel3982 wrote: »
    When I was about 16 i went out for one of my first proper nights out because my mum and siblings were away, I had a few too many lagers and stumbled home horny, deciding that it would be a good idea to have a go on the PC when I got in, I fired it up and went to some teen hotties site or something, pulled down the pants and then the next thing I knew I felt like the screen turned into one of those black swirly patterns from the 60's, it felt like it sucked me in and spat me out again. Next thing I know its 6:30 am, my Dad is asking if I am alive, my pants are around my ankles and Im lying on the ground with the computer chair with the dog licking sick off my face, and of course there was porn on my screen.

    First time my Dad even knew that I drank!

    :DNow that is funny. That must have been awkward.


  • #10
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    stevenk wrote: »
    No but it was absolutely hilarious for me when I caught someone else :D:D:D:D watching porn and having a **** :D I stayed for a minute (while he tried to contain the mess that his quickly pulled down t-shirt was hiding) and took a look at the porn to see how good it was, then went on my merry way :D
    So you really wanted to rub it in? :D


    One piece of advice: never give spare keys of your apartment to your mates, in case they decide that it would be a good idea to arrive back at 3 a.m. on Saturday night after the nightclub with a gang of drunken strangers in tow ... >_>


  • #11
    fletch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,380 ✭✭✭fletch


    I didn't get caught in the act but had saved a load of images in my My Pictures folder, having forgotten that I had set my screensaver to automatically play a slideshow of the pictures! :D Not a pleasant welcome awaited me that evening! lol


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  • #12
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    I once watched porn. But now I'm typing on a braille laptop. Let that be a lesson to ya


  • #13
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,082 ✭✭✭✭Random


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    I once watched porn. But now I'm typing on a braille laptop. Let that be a lesson to ya
    You fool. You should have stopped when you got glasses! :D


  • #14
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

    Hungus 1 Society 0


  • #15
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    So you really wanted to rub it in? :D


    One piece of advice: never give spare keys of your apartment to your mates, in case they decide that it would be a good idea to arrive back at 3 a.m. on Saturday night after the nightclub with a gang of drunken strangers in tow ... >_>

    jaysis me ma has spares for my place!!

    But seriously where did you hide your longhorn(tm)????

    EDIT: Yea I've never been stung directly but had a few hairy moments with the types of addresses that were in the address bar...


  • #16
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    never caught, my ears are too keen for that, but I have a few hairy fairy moments, nothing to write home about however


  • #17
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    The Bollox wrote: »
    never caught, my ears are too keen for that,

    Sometimes good hearing just isn't enough...


    http://www.ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg


    :D


  • #18
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    pfft, no cat could get past my dog, he or she would have to be an idiot to even try


  • #19
    Dr Strange
    Registered Users Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭Dr Strange


    Mairt wrote: »
    Sometimes good hearing just isn't enough...


    http://www.ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg


    :D


    Lol, nice! :D


  • #20
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Hungus 1 Society 0

    Oh yes! :D


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Oh yes! :D

    I've a feeling that score should be a bit higher.


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  • #22
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I've a feeling that score should be a bit higher.

    How many points does public masturbation get me?


  • #23
    bangersandmash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 686 ✭✭✭bangersandmash


    http://b3ta.com/questions/****_disasters/

    some good ones there


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    How many points does public masturbation get me?

    Its half a point per person there.


  • #25
    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,300 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    I was reading a porno mag on a plane. I didn't so much got caught, as let everyone else see exactly what I was reading.

    You were reading a porno mag???:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • #26
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    The Bollox wrote: »
    never caught, my ears are too keen for that, but I have a few hairy fairy moments, nothing to write home about however
    Jeez, you watch hairy fairy porno? No wonder you don't want to write home about it! :p


  • #27
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Caught watching porn many times.
    Caught masturbating a few times.

    You get used to it.


  • #28
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    jaysis me ma has spares for my place!!
    Don't worry about it, yore ma prefers to come watch porn at mine. ;)
    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    But seriously where did you hide your longhorn(tm)????
    Where I usually hide it when she's around! :D


    (Jaysus, can't believe I missed that post earlier!!)

    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Caught watching porn many times.
    Caught masturbating a few times.

    You get used to it.
    Did you share a three-bedroomed student house with 5 other guys too? :(


  • #29
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,580 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    My hot flatmate sez she heard me the other monday... im not sure how to take that. It did make an interesting phone conversation to her mom though: she got tackled for that :)


  • #30
    Redrocket
    Registered Users Posts: 2,214 ✭✭✭Redrocket


    FruitLover wrote: »
    So you're telling us you like to watch men masturbate?

    yeah sure why not, boards can twist anything you say in any way so might as well go with the flow


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  • #31
    Timothy Bryce
    Registered Users Posts: 707 ✭✭✭Timothy Bryce


    I got caught a couple of year ago boning a blow-up doll.

    The lads video taped it and it's now on Youtube some where


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