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Shagging your cousin?

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  • #62
    indough
    Registered Users Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭indough


    they werent the same as modern apes though, which is why the distinction needs to be made


  • #63
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    If you believe the bible then Adam and Eves kids had to ride each other and their kids would effectively had to ride their cousins.

    So in theory god supports cousin riding.


  • #64
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    indough wrote: »
    they werent the same as modern apes though, which is why the distinction needs to be made

    Yes, absolutely, yet an ape none the less.


  • #65
    Osgoodisgood
    Registered Users Posts: 869 ✭✭✭Osgoodisgood


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    no, we and apes share the same ancestors. theres a difference

    No, there really isn't. If "we" means humans then we are apes just like chimps, orangutans and gorillas. Now, those guys are known to regularly roll the dice and breed within the immediate family, mainly because of a lack of options to begin with, a restriction that occurs with humans only amongst the very ugly and/or the very drunk.


  • #66
    indough
    Registered Users Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭indough


    a primate geneaology diagram for anyone interested

    sorry for going OT and/or blasphemy :)


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  • #67
    Kradock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    indough wrote: »
    a primate geneaology diagram for anyone interested

    sorry for going OT and/or blasphemy :)


    Thanks for clearing that up


  • #68
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    tootyflutty wrote: »
    A family near where I live are two first cousins married, and have 6 kids, 4 of them are disabled. Now if that doesn't put you off what does?
    Just no. Never. Ew. No.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Carlos_segundo80.png :eek:.


  • #69
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Hell No!, I'd never shag anyone who is related to me.I just see it as if you're shagging your sister or something and it seems disgusting to me.


  • #70
    stick-dan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,456 ✭✭✭stick-dan


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    If you believe the bible then Adam and Eves kids had to ride each other and their kids would effectively had to ride their cousins.

    So in theory god supports cousin riding.

    I laughed my hole off!!!


  • #71
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    If you believe the bible then Adam and Eves kids had to ride each other and their kids would effectively had to ride their cousins.

    So in theory god supports cousin riding.

    I always wondered....

    If two people were left to repopulate the planet, how many generations down the line would it take before people stop being horribly inbred?


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  • #72
    Niall09
    Registered Users Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Niall09


    snyper wrote: »
    Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair or something worse

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ul8VgHojN7U/ShRdB8fYZMI/AAAAAAAAARE/r7Knov7tb2I/s1600-h/bad_photo_38.jpg
    :eek:


  • #73
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,132 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    I always wondered....

    If two people were left to repopulate the planet, how many generations down the line would it take before people stop being horribly inbred?

    we'll evolve into some squirrel fish thing i reckon.


  • #74
    discostick12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭discostick12


    No I would never ever ever! The though just makes me wanna puke!, but everyones different do as you please :D


  • #75
    discobeaker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    As they say, Why walk across the road when you can walk across the landing! Also if you think about it,cheaper wedding!!!!


  • #76
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Jerry Lee Lewis (great balls of fire) married his 14 yr old cousin

    and who remembers the brother & sister in Brookside....now that was going a bit too far, YUK!!


  • #77
    teddy_303
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭teddy_303


    Shellbyville! :cool:


  • #78
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    NewApproach wrote: »
    Sheikh Mohammed, ruler of Dubai, is married to his first cousin and they have 14 kids!!! :eek:

    Sheikh and bake.


  • #79
    Tea-a-Maria
    Registered Users Posts: 733 ✭✭✭Tea-a-Maria


    If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.:p


  • #80
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    I have a lot of very good looking cousins. But no way :eek:


  • #81
    randypriest
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭randypriest


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Don't think I could do the deed, but for a hot one I'd have many a **** in their honour.

    **** on Sir, **** on.


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  • #82
    cianl1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭cianl1


    indough wrote: »
    a primate geneaology diagram for anyone interested

    sorry for going OT and/or blasphemy :)

    Don't worry. No such thing as blasphemy in evolution. I checked.


  • #83
    indough
    Registered Users Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭indough


    eh? i dont get it

    blasphemy includes expressing beliefs disapproved by religion, like evolution for example

    thats what i meant


  • #84
    Ann22
    Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    discobeaker wrote: »
    As they say, Why walk across the road when you can walk across the landing! Also if you think about it,cheaper wedding!!!!

    Dead funny:D


  • #85
    Ann22
    Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    grenache wrote: »
    In that case then, you better pray you didn't have children. Second cousins consumating leads to a far higher risk of such mental conditions as cerebral palsy and downs syndrome occuring in new born children.

    It works like the whole bomb theory. If two people are standing next to a bomb when it goes off, the person standing right next to it (first cousin) has a better chance of surviving than the person standing six feet away from it. (second cousin).
    Cerebral palsy isn't a genetic disorder like the way cystic fibrosis and phenylketonuria is..A child of unrelated parents has a risk of around two to three per cent of being born with a birth defect or genetic disorder, this risk is approximately doubled (4–6%) for children of first cousins without a family history of genetic disorders. The closer the relationship the bigger the risk for problems. Much bigger risk for 1st cousins than 2nd.
    I worked with a girl who was married to her first cousin, think the kids are ok. I heard they had to get permission from the Pope to get married.


  • #86
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    kwestfan08 wrote: »
    Ah incest. A game the whole family can enjoy.


    Incest, a game the whole family can play!


    Jesus :rolleyes:


  • #87
    happyfriday
    Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭happyfriday


    Yuk, yukky, yuk no way!! Don't even like thinking about it!! YEW!!

    They is all a bit funny looking though!! Where is that family tree gone to?!?! :p


  • #88
    Lu Tze
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Lu Tze


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    If you believe the bible then Adam and Eves kids had to ride each other and their kids would effectively had to ride their cousins.

    So in theory god supports cousin riding.

    Cain and Abel? Bible = Gheyness


  • #89
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    You know you've gotten desperate when you decide to reply to one of these threads =/


    I wouldn't because we more like brothers and sisters than cousins, and would have seen them very regularly. Just the thought of it, ew :(


  • #90
    PinkTulips
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭PinkTulips


    Lu Tze wrote: »
    Cain and Abel? Bible = Gheyness

    They had other kids after the Cain and Abel fiasco.... everyone lived for hundreds of years in the old testament and Eve kept on producing sprogs for years all of whom got jiggy with each other and populated the earth. :rolleyes: (now if you really want to get in trouble with a christian you ask them about the people Cain was banished to live with... surely if Adam and Eve were the first then there couldn't have been any other people on earth yet he went of and married a woman from another tribe :confused:)

    On topic... i have one cousin i only see every 5 years or so who's fairly hot and we have definite chemistry but seeing as he's married and i'm as good as nothing would ever happen there..... he's seriously shaggable though so pre-partners if we'd gotten drunk.... who knows? :D


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  • #91
    Foxhound38
    Registered Users Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    No, I wouldn't... Family is family :-/


    Shur arent we all cousins at the end of the day! Incest is best :pac:


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